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WellI just saw a piece written by directors of our company. Looks like they will be starting the layoffs either right before or directly after Thanksgiving! The choice of timing could not be more perfect because thyat will eliminate holiday and vacation pay. Merry Christmas right? I look to be one of the ones let go. I think I may be discussing this with the boss since they think everyone here is completely clueless. Sr management is running around sneaking and being all secretive. What are we idiots in their eyes? Oh well.
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now is the time to start looking at other career opportunities...get your ducks in a row for unemployment benefits...check into classes NOW
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Ya know you can call me too...I mean if you want to talk about it!!! Love you!!! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
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Oh, this is it people!
*Running around panicked*
*Converting cash into jewelry*
*Cashing outstanding policies*
*Stuffing trunk*
Shouting, to no one in particular, TO THE MOUNTAINS, FAITHFUL SIDEKICKS!
*Roaring engine*
*Sound trailing off*
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don't forget "hoard the gas"...buy out all the staples....make sure you have plenty of drugs...LOL
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actually not only have I done all that...but..toilet paper...the thought of running out of tissue is a dread for me...I can run out of almost anything but not that...I have 60 rolls tucked away LOL
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Good cause when all hell breaks loose we are coming to your house Mum!!! Bible told me to run to them there mountains and that's exactly what I will do...keep canning too and make sure we get a distiller for clean water and making booze!!!
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did you forget I have a gravity fed spring..and a well good mountain water..you'll have to make the booze
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OKAY I will be on booze duty...
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This might make you rethink your investment choices! :-)
For Your Info:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be An American!
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hahahahahaha..I want a 401 keg...
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LOL!
Uh, we don't have any mountains in these here parts. Does that mean when angel number six blows his horn all the Dutchies are doomed? But then, what will the rest of Europe do for weed and whores? http://planetsmilies.net/confused-smiley-17487.gif
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