i never get any....

... decent junk mail....

sometimes i wonder if thats a good thing or a bad thing

I get at least two emails a day asking if I'm comfortable with my breasts and do I feel they need to be enhanced...

i meant TANGIBLE junk mail... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ohhhh so your one of those touchy feelly types.....

what can i say? i love my mail..... [img]redface.gif[/img]

OK you got it!!!!! I will now collect my junk mail and mail it too ya..... it will make me feel good to drop it in someone elses lap...cause I HATE it......

its weird... as much as i love the internet...
i still love traditional mail. rest assured if
you sent a big assed envelope full of torn
newspaper... i'd love it... i just get so giddy
seeing something addressed to me... tee hee

if you send me your physical address

(pm or on yahoo) ill mail you all my junk mail for a week

i don't think you'd wanna spend the kinda money
it would take for that to happen [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I wonder, i never get breast-enlargement-spam
Just a lot of stock, loan, university degree programme and of course penis-enlargement spam.

I wonder how they know that i'm male.
And i wonder when they're gonna figure out that it's not usefull to send spam for things you can only get in the US to a .NL domain.

its hit and miss

I know, but that means i should have gotten breast-enlargement-spam
which i don't.
(Even though i had 1300+ spam mails when i got back from holiday)

well even I don't get many breast enhancement
mails... [img]redface.gif[/img]

Hrm...
so they send me these mails because my dick really IS too small?

hahahaha... NO!

Phew, almost got me worried there.

I get the penis enlargement mail through yahoo. Usually with the inside saying... Is it too small. Increase your Pe.Nis Girth And Length with these miraculous New Pills.

But I like the Breast Enhancment ones cause they show pictures and show just how far NOT to go.