...I might be setting up a paypal fund...something like "give to the needy demon". Starving demons need your help...for just pennies a day, you can supply much-needed virgin's blood for a poor, malnourished demon whose bitch of a vehicle--which is female, and thinks she is married to him--has spent all his hard-earned money...
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Ah...this a-hem. Sorry.
You beat me to it, I shall diminish into the west.
Oh, OK, I will just shut up then. I thought Fluffy could...you know...read. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Well, now all the humour is gone. *sigh*
Hi again
I have the day off today
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and here's for mort so she won't start smishing again.
http://www.theworldwidegourmet.com/p...nut/beigne.jpg
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 29, 2005 07:54 AM: Message edited by: *PORTHOS* ]</font>
mmmmmm thanks porthos, what a way to start the day [img]tongue.gif[/img]
can i just go around sacrificing virgins for you instead DA? i always wanted to do that [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...I can believe you've broken-in...er.."sacrificed" a few virgins in yer time, Mort...although probably not my kind of virgins... [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Mortitia:
can i just go around sacrificing virgins for you instead DA? i always wanted to do that [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh what now? I'm a killjoy is it? Shall I start yet another stupid coffee shop or are we beyond "humour"? And what's with the word "humour"? Are we speaking in queen today? Yeah, I can see that smish look in your eyes. Go ahead, do it! Give me liberty or give me smish!Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
Well, now all the humour is gone. *sigh*
Hi Porthos! [img]graemlins/sun.gif[/img]
Hi Mort! [img]graemlins/rainbow.gif[/img]
good point DA [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
morning andyman
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh what now? I'm a killjoy is it? Shall I start yet another stupid coffee shop or are we beyond "humour"? And what's with the word "humour"? Are we speaking in queen today? Yeah, I can see that smish look in your eyes. Go ahead, do it! Give me liberty or give me smish!Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
Well, now all the humour is gone. *sigh*
Hi Porthos! [img]graemlins/sun.gif[/img]
Hi Mort! [img]graemlins/rainbow.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Your little rainbow made me think of a t-shirt I saw on t-shirthell.com
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a504/a504.gif
And if you are a Harry Potter fan and you haven't read the new one yet don't go to t-shirt hell, they have a new t-shirt saying who dies and on wich page
[img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ July 29, 2005 08:18 AM: Message edited by: *PORTHOS* ]</font></font>
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 29, 2005 08:18 AM: Message edited by: *PORTHOS* ]</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh what now? I'm a killjoy is it? Shall I start yet another stupid coffee shop or are we beyond "humour"? And what's with the word "humour"? Are we speaking in queen today? Yeah, I can see that smish look in your eyes. Go ahead, do it! Give me liberty or give me smish!Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
Well, now all the humour is gone. *sigh*
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...well, if I *smish!* you now, I will make a martyr of you...
...there shall be no *smish!*.
No *smish!* for you! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
Perhaps someone else would like a *smish!*ing. In fact, maybe I just need to find a new special victim. Hmm...
Everybody else smishes like a girl. [img]wink.gif[/img]
...that's because they are all girls. Mayhaps not technically, but compared to my sheer, hairy manliness.
Speaking of which...I thought I saw Big Foot the other day. [img]wink.gif[/img]
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Do any of you guys ever feel like going around the office making dinosaur sounds?
<font size="1">No, me neither.</font>
man Im bored.. all sunny and stuff and every one is working except me..this SUCKS [img]frown.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...naw, I just like the burst in the door every once in a while brandishing a water pistol painted black. They always figure I've finally snapped, and at least three or four of 'em piss themselves everytime... [img]smile.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by The Good, The Bad, The KK:
Do any of you guys ever feel like going around the office making dinosaur sounds?
<font size="1">No, me neither.</font>
See, if I snap, I think I'd be more of a bell tower type of person.
Happy Friday!!
The boss and boss's boss are out of the office today, so it should be a nice, relaxing day for me!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Good to know. [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by The Good, The Bad, The KK:
See, if I snap, I think I'd be more of a bell tower type of person.
I'm being slowly baked to death at work. for some insane reason the heat is on, and it's about 80 degrees in here. if someone doesn't turn the heat off soon, test candidates are going to come in and find me in here sans pants.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Good to know. [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Don't worry Andy. I don't think you're visable to the human eye from more than 10 feet away.Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by The Good, The Bad, The KK:
See, if I snap, I think I'd be more of a bell tower type of person.
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
Have you seen my glow-in-the-dark legs?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Pants are overrated anyway. Toss 'em! [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by TheUnquietGrave:
I'm being slowly baked to death at work. for some insane reason the heat is on, and it's about 80 degrees in here. if someone doesn't turn the heat off soon, test candidates are going to come in and find me in here sans pants.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*ahem*Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...that's because they are all girls. Mayhaps not technically, but compared to my sheer, hairy manliness.
apart from the golden Farrah Fawcett-like locks which adorn your noggin, I'm by far the hairiest of the two of us.
Morning folk! I was out of town for a few days selling our caramel. Business still isn't booming, but we're getting there. I'm going to work on some caramel coffee sauce today. Maybe when it's perfected it can be added to the morning coffee menu. [img]wink.gif[/img] One month and two days till school starts!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
school?
what grade? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
have a blast on the caramel trip!
hope ya do well. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*ahem*Quote:
Originally posted by Peeker:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...that's because they are all girls. Mayhaps not technically, but compared to my sheer, hairy manliness.
apart from the golden Farrah Fawcett-like locks which adorn your noggin, I'm by far the hairiest of the two of us.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...didn't I ever tell you the story of my fourth wife? We had a falling out the night she reached over and began running her fingers through my long, thick, silky hair and told me how hot she thought it was...then she realized she was fondling my hindquarters.
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[img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] *hurls*
...look, Fluff, if I have to put up with yer stories of letting strange men fondle yer crotch and shove their hand up yer sphincter, you can put up with me and Wolvie comparing our pelts.
pelts...LOL [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">y'know, you should have someone spin all the hair you shed into yarn. then you can start marketing demon hair sweaters.Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...look, Fluff, if I have to put up with yer stories of letting strange men fondle yer crotch and shove their hand up yer sphincter, you can put up with me and Wolvie comparing our pelts.
I only have one more week left for vacation.... [img]frown.gif[/img] and my car is still at the mechanic...
I was hopping to have the few days left at a resort....
Are you home now, MM4?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">y'know, you should have someone spin all the hair you shed into yarn. then you can start marketing demon hair sweaters.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]eek.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by TheUnquietGrave:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...look, Fluff, if I have to put up with yer stories of letting strange men fondle yer crotch and shove their hand up yer sphincter, you can put up with me and Wolvie comparing our pelts.
...that's...
...BRILLIANT!
Damn. Tort beat me to it.. I was gonna suggest making wands with a demon hair in it..
That way these Harry Potter fans can buy a real one and get a nice exploding surprise when they try and use it. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I keed I keed.
*is a HP fan himself*
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