Some interesting thread titles from different AUTOMOBILE boards....

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Oldsmobile forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Dodge Neon Forum
- - - I put the oversized spoiler on my car and it still isn't driving any faster, what gives?

Mini Cooper forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ October 11, 2004 01:15 PM: Message edited by: Baimun ]</font>

I take offense to that Fiero joke [img]mad.gif[/img]

But not the Neon joke? [img]wink.gif[/img]

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some funny stuff.
although, not being a "car guy", there are a few I don't really get.

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Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

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Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

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Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">can you explain these?


the Delorean one was great! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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But not the Neon joke? [img]wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No. My Neon does go faster with the spoiler!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Pete, i can answer the first two
- Many many many police departments use the Crown Victoria for their crusiers.
- Even more Sr citizens drive Buicks, and down her we have to worry about Health Ins.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ October 11, 2004 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Drau ]</font>

Peek... maybe it's an american thing...

The Crown Vic's are the most common POLICE cars... nobody'll pass 'em even if they arent' marked, thinking they have the lights hidden in the grill and such. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Buicks are generally driven by REEEEAAALLLY old folks. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I wouldn't have put something like "carbon fiber dash kits" for Jags... I would have put something like "How come when it rains and I turn on the wipers, the radio goes on off.. on off...?" [img]tongue.gif[/img] The electronics in jags are for shit.

Yup, Crown Vics are cop cars here. Every time I see one, I'm cautious.

Now they've even gotten rid of the huge antennas. All they have now are three discs on the back of the roof. I guess they're high-tech antenna things.

Should also add:

El Camino Forums
- - - I'm unemployed and my girlfriend works at Hooters.

Chevy Impala Forums
- - - Any way to self-repair the bullet-holes in my dubs?


PS- General question: Crown Victoria's are sometimes used as cabs too, right?

Yeah, I think so.

There's a bunch of cabs here that look a lot like cop cars from a distance. Similar paint.

ah!
now I get it. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

I was laughing my ass off at the Viper and Hummer ones.

There's just so many assholes around here with more money than they have brains or balls. [img]wink.gif[/img]

lmao! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

my mom used to own a crappy little neon (a '95, none the less!)

we upgraded to a '98 Lumina, (the car, not the shitty van) going from a thing that practically ran on AA batteries, to a power-everything, CD player, (with some sweet speakers already) and a sunroof, well, Im still surprised it's actually this nice! [img]wink.gif[/img]

Citation forum:
--How many cinder blocks do I need to prop up my car up in the back yard? Will the rust harm my lawn?

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ October 11, 2004 03:29 PM: Message edited by: Andyman ]</font>

or better yet...

Resident Porsche owner
---What's the best window scraper to use for propping up my hatch?


Doh! [img]wink.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Andyman:
or better yet...

Resident Porsche owner
---What's the best window scraper to use for propping up my hatch?


Doh! [img]wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...do ya need some help turning that blade, Andy??
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That's okay Andy.... I became an EX-Porsche owner about 9:00 a.m. this morning. [img]wink.gif[/img]