Why you should vote for George Bush

Because he are smart.

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee-I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-that says, fool me once, shame on-shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again."

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." ( well, except for that little war thing )

"I really, really like being the president."

And the ultimate reason is:

<font size="6">"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." </font>

or how about him making jokes about not finding WMD's when a lot of people died looking for them

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"Some communities, you say, "Hey, American dream," and they go, "What does that mean?"

"I am the master of low expectations."

I'm voting for him because at least I know what to expect from him...

...Kerry just says what he thinks people want to hear. He represents "the common man," but has lived his whole life with a silver spoon in his mouth (yeah, he was rich BEFORE he married Heinz). I don't think he has the slightest idea how the "average" man lives life.

I don't agree with everything Bush has done, but he's certainly the lesser of the two evils...

I personally like his comments about OBGYNs and their love for women.

I forget the actual quote.

...yes, everyone knows that eloquence in public speaking is the key to being a good President.

...just ask Clinton, he was the most eloquent speaker this country ever produced.

..."I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

...made me very proud, hearing that!

...although, you really can't blame him for denying it. If I slept with that cow, I'd deny it to!

...of course, John Kerry is a very eloquent speaker, maybe we should give him a shot?

..."Yes, I committed atrocities in Viet Nam!"

..."Yes, I voted for it, before I voted against it!"

...maybe you should run for President, John? I think we'd be better off! You are a slippery tongue devil! [img]wink.gif[/img]

...heeeeeeeeeey, what gives with the political talk? I thought you were against it. Or, were you for it, before you were against it, or are you against it after you were for it, now that you're against it?

...you Libs really do have problems making up your mind, don't you?

...ah-AH-AAAAAAH! You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you? [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]

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I'm voting for him because at least I know what to expect from him...

...Kerry just says what he thinks people want to hear. He represents "the common man," but has lived his whole life with a silver spoon in his mouth (yeah, he was rich BEFORE he married Heinz). I don't think he has the slightest idea how the "average" man lives life.

I don't agree with everything Bush has done, but he's certainly the lesser of the two evils...

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Originally posted by pairadocs:
I'm voting for him because at least I know what to expect from him...

...Kerry just says what he thinks people want to hear. He represents "the common man," but has lived his whole life with a silver spoon in his mouth (yeah, he was rich BEFORE he married Heinz). I don't think he has the slightest idea how the "average" man lives life.

I don't agree with everything Bush has done, but he's certainly the lesser of the two evils...

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It's election eve, so I think we should discuss politics a bit tonight.

I'll be honest. If Bush wins this election, or loses actually, but wins in the electoral college, I'll think very hard about buying a gun. Because I truly believe that I may need it to defend myself from the government.

Don't care who wins, but on this side, looks like Kerry......

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And in all honesty, the only reason TO vote for him is because it's not the greatest thing to change leaders in the middle of a war. But I think the risk should be taken.

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I'm voting for him because at least I know what to expect from him...

I don't agree with everything Bush has done, but he's certainly the lesser of the two evils...

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If Bush is the lesser of the two devils, the world is in serious trouble.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ November 01, 2004 10:37 PM: Message edited by: *PORTHOS* ]</font>

John,

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I'll think very hard about buying a gun. Because I truly believe that I may need it to defend myself from the government.

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...you seem to be a bit confused on this one. The Republicans want you to be able to defend yourself. It's the Democrats that are afraid that you will!

...Republicans are for responsible citizens having the right to bear arms.

...Democrats are not!

...think about it homie! That bullshit with Kerry in hunting garb, is nothing but garbage!

...if he gets his way, they'll ban straws for fear that you'll make a peashooter out of them. [img]eek.gif[/img]

My fear is that if the Republicans stay in power, my only right left will be the one to own a gun.

this whole thread is funny.
really, it doesn't matter one lick who you vote for.
nothing's gonna change.

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Originally posted by Peter Peeker:
this whole thread is funny.
really, it doesn't matter one lick who you vote for.
nothing's gonna change.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">thats the most intellegent political statement ever made on the internet. honest.

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Originally posted by Peter Peeker:
this whole thread is funny.
really, it doesn't matter one lick who you vote for.
nothing's gonna change.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The reason the world is so interested in this election is mainly because of foreign policy. If the Americans want to own guns and "protect" themselves instead of educating the kids and working on helping the poor so that they won't need a gun for anything else than dear hunting, that's fine with me. But if they start playing RISK with the world map based on lies and
personal interests and with absolutely no respect for what the rest of the world thinks about it , things CAN change for the rest of the world tomorow.

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Peeker is on a roll today!

John,

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My fear is that if the Republicans stay in power, my only right left will be the one to own a gun.

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...example?

I'm also on rye... [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img]

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I'm also on rye... [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]

hard liquor and the WWE... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
should be an interesting night.

Another sad truth is that it doesn't matter how we vote... it IS the electoral vote that will decide it in the end.

But on a good note, it's looking like Bush will get the majority there...

And yes... he IS the lesser of two evils... and YES, it is a bad idea to change presidents in the middle of a war. OH... and for the Kerry supporters out there... Kerry WAS for the war and WAS quoted as saying how Iraq needed to be disarmed. He has since shifted on that, surprise surprise... along with about a hundred other stances he had.

One last thought of the day... the origin of the word "Politics:"

Poly - from the Greek word meaning "many."

Tics - from the greek word meaning "blood-sucking insects."

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See ya at the polls!

If Bush gets re-elected, it will confirm the world's view that Americans are stupid.

That is all I am going to say.

PT,

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But if they start playing RISK with the world map based on lies and
personal interests and with absolutely no respect for what the rest of the world thinks about it , things CAN change for the rest of the world tomorow.

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...then, let the rest of the world get off its lethargic ass and do something to help straighten out the problems!

...don't just talk the talk!

...if the Middle East problem isn't stabilized the whole world is fucked, everyone!

...now, some chowderhead will say, "it's all for the oil, so you can drive you gas guzzlers around!" Go ahead, I'm waiting!

...well, the fact of the matter is, if terrorists take over the largest oil fields in the world (the Middle East), you won't only end up paying 8, 9, or even 10 dollars a gallon for gas, you can kiss your toy collecting days goodbye! Along with anything made of plastic!

...did you ever think of how much plastic is in your daily life? Wanna know what will happen to those products if oil were suddenly $500 dollars a barrel? You wouldn't be able to afford them, that's what!

...talk about blowing the worlds economy out the fat woman's ass! Oil is key!

...and the terrorists know it.

...you should thank your lucky stars someone in this chicken shit world has the balls to take a stand.

...maybe when a barrel of oil hits $500, you could go complain to the French, maybe they'll take a stand.

...but, I doubt it. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ November 01, 2004 11:58 PM: Message edited by: StV ]</font>

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PH,
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> If Bush gets re-elected, it will confirm the world's view that Americans are stupid.

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...as long as the, "rest of the world" sits on its hands, who give a flyin' ratz azz what it thinks?

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">And therein lies the reason the rest of the world thinks Americans are arrogant assholes!

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ November 02, 2004 01:17 AM: Message edited by: Peter Hoffman ]</font>

PT,
...WMD's are not a problem for me.

...Iraq used them against Iran. They used them against their own people.

...who's next? Do you want to find out?

...Iraq sent their fighters to hide in Iran when we were using them for target practice in the first Gulf War, remember?

...do you really believe they destroyed all their WMD's? I, for one, don't!

...or, maybe, just maybe, they were sent to Syria this time, or somewhere else.

...only time will tell, because we sure as hell don't know the facts yet. No matter what the Democratic Party and John Kerry say.

...Since you don't trust the US, maybe you'd rather trust the French, Germans and the UN, the ones selling nuclear technology, high explosives and weapons to Iraq?

...we did the right thing going into Iraq and history will prove it.

...just ask the Israelis! They're not dying by the dozens everyday now from terrorist bombers, are they?

PH,

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...would you really care if I thought you were an asshole?

...no, I didn't think so.

...so, why should I care that you think I'm an asshole?

...our government works to keep its people safe. It also spends billions of dollars every year to keep other countries safe.

...when disaster strikes, who's the first one to give comfort and aid? The US, that's who! And what do we get for it, people hate the US. At least the ones getting the press anyway.

...so, arrogent or not, I could give a shit less what you, or anyone else thinks of me and my country. Especially, when US hardware is protecting you from evil attackers up there in the north.

...although, I don't know what anyone would want Canada for anyway.

...how's that for arrogant? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

We keep Canada around in case we run out of natural resources. They have a lot of trees. [img]wink.gif[/img]

...a lot of woodpeckers, too! [img]smile.gif[/img]

...ya know, it makes you wonder.

...if were looked at as such arrogant assholes, why is it that more people want to come to the US, than anywhere else?

...just goes to prove, there are more assholes in this world, than not. [img]smile.gif[/img]

...if Bush is re-elected, I'm having bumper stickers made up that say, "Proud to Be an American Asshole!"

...if Kerry wins, I'll have them made to say, "Proud to Be an Asshole!"

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ther is a smell.....

it's like a shit!
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Ok, my two cents...

For me it's real simple, Kerry proved to me he was a slimey asshole when he came back from Vietnam and said that he saw AND did things that are considered war crimes! So either he really didn't do these things and LIED brfore congress, or he really did do the things he said, which makes him a WAR CRIMINAL. Which means he should have been brought up on charges!

www.stolenhonor.com

Take some time download the movie and watch it, even if it's just for the NEWS footage. This douchebag was another Hanoi Jane.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ November 02, 2004 06:19 AM: Message edited by: Nomalas ]</font>

Ok, I have kept my mouth shut about this election farce, Its now the last day to voice an opinion that matters and here it is:

Myself, my wife, and everyone (almost) in my town are voting for Kerry. All you Bush drones may wonder why? Well it's simple. For the last 4 years Bush lied to the public more times than Slick Willy ever did. Clinton may have lied about sex with a cow but none of his lies ever got people killed. So far George's war mongering attitude has gotten more U.S. solders killed in a war WE started in "defense " of "The world" than people who died in the attack on U.S. soil that they claim to have had no way to stop. The U.S. intelligence agencies all admit that they knew the Al Quida were a serious threat, but because they refused to see past the end of there noses (most of which were so far up Daddy and J.R.'s Asses) to see the threat for what it was.

But lets get off the "WAR" issue. Hell, its not a war anyway, it's Vietnam all over again. Remember kids its not a war its a police action.

Lets look at his record as a president.
Every action he has taken has been nothing more than his way of trying to one up his father. He is so afraid of living in daddy's shadow that he ended up BECOMING that shadow.

Even his father was smart enough not to start a war in the middle east:
" An occupation of Iraq would have incurred incalculatable human and political cost....there was no viable exit strategy....had we gone the invasion route the United States could conceivably STILL be an occupying power in a bitterly hostile land" -G.H.B. (his own words in his own book)

What has Jr done for the small business man? NOTHING. All the bills he has supported and passed have been in favor of the corporate giants and money men of the United States.

Let's face it folks George was not "Voted" into office last time. It took some fancy dancing to get him "Elected".

SO why Vote for Kerry??

Well, he may have admited to war crimes in Nam (at least he admited it, I am sure there are more than a few of our troops who were over there who commited "War crimes" that never admited it. It was Nam, It was a Joke just like The "war" we are in now. His daddy didn't pay to keep him out of action like some others.

Kerry is not going to just pull the plug on the "war on terror". He does, however, have a plan to stop the senseless waste of life and rescorces.
Saying that he's rich is your reason not to vote for him is like saying your not going to buy Todd's toys cuz he's rich. Almost every modern president has been rich. If not directly then via family.

But the ultimate reason why we will be voting for Kerry and not Bush is, because we, as middle to lower class Americans, are tired of the downward slide we have been taking into the poverty level and the growing unemployment rate.

Kerry may not be perfect, but no one is. I would rather give him a shot for four years, than giving up for another four.

It all comes down to a simple statement:
If you don't vote... Don't bitch!"

Vote for who you will. And pray that the people will be heard.

<font size="10">LET'S GET READY TO RUMMBLEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!</font>

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PH,
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> And therein lies the reason the rest of the world thinks Americans are arrogant assholes!

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...when disaster strikes, who's the first one to give comfort and aid? The US, that's who! And what do we get for it, people hate the US. At least the ones getting the press anyway.

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The province of Qu?bec is 8 millions people and we gave more money to Ha?ti after hurricane Jeanne than the entire USA.

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So you gave more money. So? You're still Canadian.