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Catfight witness
By the Masked Writer
Well, it is not everyday that yours truly, The Masked Writer, finds himself in court. Even more unusual is to be called as "an expert witness", but this is an unusual case.
The plaintiff : Ebony Rayes, **** star and video catfighting queen, files a complaint against a Susan Taylor, masseuse. For aggression, assault, battery and few dozen other charges along those lines.
So, here I am in the audience room, waiting to be called and, in the meantime, looking at the trial.
The District Attorney calls his first witness, Ebony Rayes herself.
Here she is, a beautiful black woman, 38 years-old (I checked) 5'5, 125 pounds, 44 DD (Official statistics on her website). Right now, she looks a little miserable, though. A shiner, swollen lips and obviously aching from multiple bruises.
The Attorney asks her to identify herself.
-"Ebony Rayes !"
Profession ?
- "Actress and professional catfighter !"
That's true, in a way. I remember seeing a few of her catfighting video. Erotic stuff, slow action staged with a lot of breast-smothering and so on. Usually the same "wrestling moves" over and over : tests of "strength", full-nelson, surfboards bearhugs and scissors. And the ol' face-sitting at the end.
But the Attorney goes on.
-"You obviously are in pain from many bruises, can you show us those bruises ?"
To the male audience's delight, Ebony takes off her blouse, under which she's wearing a bra, an unusual event for her, I suspect. Everybody can see the bruises on her ribcage and on her back. She has a voluptuous body, all round and soft.
- "You can dress up." the attorney goes on. "Do you see, in the courtroom, the person who made you those bruises ?"
"Sure do !" she says, and points a finger towards the accused, sitting nearby, a young white woman in her twenties, with short red hair. Susan Taylor, masseuse.
- "And how did it happen ?"
Ebony Rays looks a bit embarrassed. After a moment, she utters, in a swift manner :
- "She challenged me to a fight but she cheated !"
The Attorney asks :
-" Challenged you ? Why ?"
- I donno, man ! She was jealous of my reputation as a catfighter ! And if she hadn't cheated, I would have kicked her *** real bad, too. Cuz' nobody ever beats me ! Ever !"
She is almost crying. Oh ! Oh !. I would think that our pornstar has some problems setting apart fiction from reality. She seems to forget that all those fights on video were staged and that she always won because it was in the scenario. Judging from the sweat that makes her face shining, I would not be surprised if she were a coke addict. And people on coke thinks they're the baddest thing in the world... Anyway.
The Attorney has finished. The defense lawyer declines to cross-exam the witness and calls his own witness.
Susan Taylor.
So, Susan Taylor comes into the box. She is about 5'2, 120,125 pds, maybe. Much younger than Ebony, she must be 22 or 23. Compared to Ebony, she looks rather slim, with a small breast and a tight little ***, for as much as we can see through her loose pants and blouse. She has a nice face, in spite of a few bruises too.
The lawyer asks her to identify herself, which she does, and then, he goes straight to the question.
-" Did you, indeed, challenge the plaintiff to a fight, as she pretends ?"
- "No ! She challenged me !"
- "Can you tell us, miss Taylor, how you became acquainted with the plaintiff ?"
- "I work in a massage parlor and she was one of my clients !"
- "Did you have talks with her ?"
- "Sure ! We talked all the time when I was massaging her, you know on the massage bed. That's how I learned that she thought herself a catfighter !"
- "Can you tell us how the situation evolved into her challenging you in a fight ?"
The girl takes a deep breath.
- "Well, she kept saying that she was such a baad ***. That she had never been defeated in a fight, that she was the toughest of all. I had a hard time believing that and I told her so."
Here, the lawyer interrupts her.
- "Why did you doubt what she was saying ?"
- "Well... I massaged her everyday and I could see and touch her body, and she did not look very muscular to me. So I did not think that she could be strong or anything... What's more : , as far as I knew she did not exercise and she smoked."
The lawyer cut her off again :
- "Yourself exercise pretty much, I think ?"
- "Well... yes... I play soccer twice a week, I run and do weights."
- "So you've seen athletes before !"
- "You could say that !"
After a second, the lawyer asks :
- "Did you ever fight, I mean prior to the incident that brings us here ?"
- "Not really, but I used to wrestle a lot with guys when I was a teenager. You could say I was a tomboy !"
- "Go on with the story of the events leaving to the incident!" the lawyer says. Susan takes a moment to put her mind together and she continue her story :
-"So, one day, in a conversation, while I was massaging her, I told her that I was surprised she was such a tough fighter because she did not look that tough to me !"
The lawyer nods and asks :
-"How did she react to that comment ?"
Susan Taylor looks at the ceiling for a second, sighs, and then say, with a smile :
- "She was furious ! She told me that she would show me what she could do and that she would bring me some tapes of her fights !"
- "Did she ?"
- "Oh ! Yes ! At her next appointment at the parlor ! A whole pile of them !"
- "Did you watch those tapes ?"
- "Yes !"
- "And what did you think ?"
- "Well.. I wasn't impressed. It was not real "fighting", you know. It was more like a **** show with a "fighting" scenario. It was obviously all fake and staged. She met girls with big breasts, just like her and they would rub their ***** against each other, and then cross their fingers in so-called test of strength, fake armlocks, etc. and eventually one of them would give up. In the story she always won. I saw her "beat" a few girls that looked a lot stronger than she was."
- "Did you tell her that ?"
- "Yes!"
- "And how did she react ?" The lawyer asks, bending forward.
- "She was mad ! She raised from the massage bed, stark naked and started to push me, calling me name and telling me she would kick my *** if I only wanted to fight her, and so on..."
The lawyer pauses a moment and then asks ;
- "What did you do ?"
- "Well... I could not fight her there in the parlor, I would lose my job. But I wasn't going to back off from her because that arrogant *****... "
- "Objection !"That was the district attorney. The judge hit his desk with his mallet and orders :
- "Objection sustained ! The witness will stick to facts and refrain from derogatory comments..."
The defense lawyer smiles and turns towards Susan.
- "Please, will you just tell us what happened."
Susan takes a deep breath and go on :
- " The ?Plaintiff? really was beginning to get under my skin ! So I told her that I would meet her anywhere she wanted, out of the building and after hours."
Everybody's eyes in the audience, turns towards Ebony who seems to look at some point far beyond the walls of the court. She obviously doesn't like that part. Then the lawyer asks ;
- "And what did she say ?"
- "She offered me to fight in a ring and in front of a video camera."
- "Did you say yes ?"
- "At first I said no but then she slapped me !"
At that moment, if Susan's eyes were guns, Ebony Rayes would be dead.
- "And what did you do ?" The lawyer asks again.
- "I accepted !"
- "Why ?"
- "I thought the ***** needed a lesson !"
The lawyer turns towards the judge.
- "Your honor, I have no more question ! I have only one more witness to summon : Mr Scott L. Sold !"
Oh ! Yea, the video producer...
So Scott L. Sold, a middle-aged man in flashy shirt, is now in the witness box. The defense lawyer has asked him his name and his profession.
- "Scott L. Sold, video producer."
- "What kind of video do you usually produce ?"
- "Well? I am in the art of erotic videos and sports entertainment... ahum !...usually referred as "catfight"..."
- "And it is in that capacity that you've become acquainted with the plaintiff Miss Rayes..."
- "Yes, she starred in many of my productions... but we have'nt work together for a while..."
- "Why is that ?"
Here, the witness seems a bit embarrassed. He looks at Ebony Rayes and, finally, he says ;
- "Well her temper has caused us some problems..."
- "What kind of problems ?"
- "Well... lately, she sort of took herself seriously. I mean, she seems to confuse reality with fiction and herself with her character in the videos... She began acting like this was all real and roughed up the other actresses. She almost got in a real fight a few times... This was getting dangerous, so I preferred to work with other actresses..."
The lawyer seems to think it over for a few seconds, then he goes on :
- "I see... But you did make one last video with her lately, didn't you ?"
- "Yes, but that was different. She asked me and was paying for it. And it did not involve any kind of scenario. I just had to operate the camera..."
- "What did she ask you exactly ?"
- "Well, she told me that she wanted to have a real match with another girl, in a ring, and wanted it filmed. Well, Okay for me."
- "Was "the other girl" miss Susan Taylor ?"
- "Yes."
- " What were the specifics about this match ?"
- "Well... we met all three in a restaurant and agree on the facts that I would keep the copyright and market the movie. And we also agreed on the rules of the match..."
-"And those rules were..."
- "Well it is called "German falls match". We set the duration at 45 minutes. Each fall count for a point. You can win a fall by either pin or submission and the fight goes on for the duration. The winner is the one who scores the more pins or submissions within the 45 minutes. There is a 1-minute time-off after each fall."
The lawyer turns towards the judge.
-"I have no more question your honor !"
The judge says to the district Attorney ;
- "The witness, is yours."
The Attorney comes to Mr Sold and begins ;
- "What were the rules of the match as far as legal and illegal moves were concerned ?"
- "We did not really discuss it.... You see, I use to work in scripted shows. Those things don't matter then, so I did not give it a thought..."
- " Hmmm... what did you think of Miss Rayes fighting abilities before ?"
- "How would I know ? I told you we did scripted shows. I never saw her in a real fight before, so I had no idea..."
- " Would you say that, in the match as it finally happened, the defendant cheated ?"
- "I told you there were really no rules agreed upon, so how would I know if there was any cheating ?"
The Attorney doesn't seem to like that answer too much. He would have liked the guy to say Susan Taylor broke every rule in the book. So he tries another angle.
- "Would you say that, at a certain point, the plaintiff was being abused and beaten ?"
- "You could say that !"
- "Did you not feel you had to stop the match ?"
The producer seems to hesitate to answer that question.
- "I thought about it, but..."
- "But ?"
- "Well, I thought that this fight, on video, would sell really good..."
- "I have no more question your honor !"
After that, lawyers and judge have a little chat together and, after a reset, a piece of evidence will be presented to the court.
We will, at last, look at the video of the fight.
So, a clerk rolls in a big TV screen wired to a magnetoscope. Another one dims the light and the tape starts playing. It has not been edited yet, so it is the integral recording of the match.
First, we see the ring. An ordinary 10-foot square with three ropes. A bland cement wall forms the background.
A bell rings. First we see Ebony coming. The camera focuses on her as she climbs on the ring and walks between the ropes. She takes her time. She wears a silky red robe. Now the camera moves and we see Susan coming. More nervous, she wears a long sports jacket as she jumps on the ring and slips under the ropes.
Then we hear Sold's voice :
-"In the blue corner, at 5'2, 128 pounds, Susan Taylor !"
The girl looks at the camera and smile, waving timidly in a sort of "Hi Mom, I am on TV!" gesture. Then she takes off her jacket while the camera moves towards her opponent. We hear the man's voice again :
-"In the red corner, at 5'5, 135 pds (I think to myself : she put on some weight since her website was made...), at 44 DD, the queen of the catfights, Ebony Rayes !"
When the man pronounces her name, she drops her robe, under which she only wears a red g-string, and she raises her arms, showing off her voluptuous body. I can see that the few pounds she gained are mainly around her legs, hips and breast. She is all soft curves. She obviously takes pleasure in showing off for the camera. She poses, arching her back to forward her huge breast. Obviously no silicone there but she should begin to think about it if she want to stay in the **** business. There not sagging yet but they are a bit soft.
She flexes her biceps but I don't see the muscles bulging.
The camera now moves toward Susan who is doing some warm ups. She looks almost flat compared to Ebony. Not that she is really ?flat? : she has nice, very firm, breast, B cup, I'd say.
She wears a two-piece aerobic type suit which allows us to see her body. She is well toned and firm. Not like a professional athlete but nevertheless, she doesn't have much fat. Hips and legs are firm. Her stomach as no six-packs but is flat and solid. Some muscles are bulging under the skin of her arms and shoulders.
The bell rings. The two combatants walks toward each other in the middle of the ring. They circle around each other for a few second. Then, Ebony raises her arms, finger apart, showing that she challenges Susan to a test of strength. Susan accordingly raises her arms too and they locked fingers.
Now, what happens next is telling. In the videos in which Ebony use to star, both girls would make a lot of noise and take time to cross their fingers slowly and show a lot of "effort" for the camera, rubbing their bodies against each other to make it sexy.
Susan has never starred in that kind of production. As soon as she has a good grip on Ebony's hands, she puts the pressure. A totally surprised Ebony, who had not even flexed her muscle yet, screams in pain as the back of her hand bends towards her wrists. She tries to reverse the position but to no avail : Susan has a good grip now and she is not giving way like Ebony's video "opponents" use to do. I can see the horror on Ebony's face as the pain forces her to lower her arms and then, bends her knees and sink down, kneeling on the mat. Pushing her advantage, Susan walks forward, towering over Ebony and putting more pressure, forcing Ebony down on her back.
Now, Ebony lifts her legs, trying to put her feet against Susan's stomach, in order to either attempt a monkey flip or simply kick her. But she moves much too slow. Susan goes forward, forcing Ebony's legs over her own head and she literally sits on Ebony's buttocks, wrapping her in one small package on the mat. Her shoulders pinned.
Then we hear Sold counting :
- "One...Two...Three !"
Susan let go and raises her arms, smiling to the camera.
Ebony is obviously in shock as she gets up from that undignified position.
- "She cheated ! She didn't let me time to get... ready...."
I think she then realizes how stupid her words are and she shuts up. She goes back to her corner for the minute-rest.
The whole fall lasted less than a minute !
We hear the producer again :
-"Winner of the first fall : Susan Taylor ! One-Zero for Susan Taylor !"
The camera goes from Susan to Ebony, alternatively. Susan has a smug little smile on her face while Ebony, a bit winded out, is furious.
- "I am gonna get you next time, you cheap brat !" she says to Susan, across the ring.
- "What you never had an opponent who really wrestled before ? It is not supposed to happen that way... ?" Susan answers, obviously taking pleasure in the humiliation of the self-styled "catfight queen". The she just adds :
- "Save your breath for the match !"
There is a silence, lasting about thirty seconds. Then the bell rings for the second fall.
So thick is the silence in the courtroom that you could cut it with a knife, as everyone has his or her eyes turned towards the screen.
When the bell rings for the second falls, Susan walks quickly to the center of the ring, ready and confident. Ebony does so, not as quickly, but obviously angry, with an expression of contempt on her face.
She still poses as the catfight queen.
She rushes to her opponent and they lock each other in a sort of clumsy bear hug, each trying to force the other down. Ebony's huge breasts are pressed against her opponent's smaller ones. Susan has the good reflex of digging her chin under Ebony's collar bone. Then she slips her right legs behind Ebony's and tips her off balance. With a move akin to a hiptoss she throws her on the mat, where Ebony lands on her derriere with a squeak of surprise.
Before she can react, Susan is on her and tries to pin her again. Ebony tries to turn herself on her belly and finds herself trapped between Susan's legs in a body scissor. I can see the muscle bulge under the skin of Susan's leg as she squeezes Ebony's waist.
The "catfight queen" screams in pain. She starts wriggling frantically, her legs kicking the air aimlessly and trying to keep Susan's leg apart with her hands : she is just wasting her breath. She tries to pinch Susan's thighs but there is not much flab to pinch there.
Then Susan grabs one of Ebony's arms and pins her to the ground. She briefly releases her scissor and catch Ebony's other wrists. She quickly changes her position and presses her body against the "catfight queen's", rolling her over and flattening her on the mat. Then she sits astride on her torso, hooks Ebony's arms against her knees and immobilizes them there. Then, with a smile, she uses her hands to press Ebony's shoulders to the mat.
This time, Ebony becomes hysterical and starts rolling and kicking, swearing and uttering threats. She puts her feet flat on the mat and tries to lift Susan from her position.. In a few seconds, she exhausts herself completely. She struggles less and less and then just lies flat on the mat. We hear Sold's voice making the count of three again and shouting :
- "Second fall to Susan Taylor ! Two-Zero for Susan !"
To add insult to injury, Susan stares at the camera and we hear her voice saying : -"This was easy !"
She then goes back to her corner while a humiliated Ebony slowly rises and do the same.
No posing during this rest. She just sits on the middle turnbuckle and tries to take her breath in silence.
When the bell rings for the third fall, Ebony attempts another tactic : she rushes like a bull towards Susan and tries to push her against the rope. It turns into a shoving match for a few seconds, then Susan simply moves aside and Ebony falls forward, entangling herself in the ropes.
Susan shows a lack of experience in that she doesn't use that to her advantage. She waits for the embarrassed Ebony to get herself up. Incensed, Ebony rushes towards Susan again and, showing some tactics for the first time, tries to catch her opponent in a headlock, using her superior height. But the quicker Susan simply slips out of the hold, sneaking behind Ebony and then, grabbing both the black woman's ankles, she pulls them up and backward.
Once again, Ebony plunges forward with a scream that ends in a ?oof !? when her ample bosom hits the mat. Susan quickly jumps on her back and shows one of her tomboy tactics : she grabs Ebony's left arm and, before the winded woman could react, she twists it behind her back and pushes it up her shoulder blades in a perfect chickenwing.
Ebony howls in pain and starts struggling but briefly : after a second or two, she screams :
- "I give ! I give ! Let me go ! Oooow ! I give !"
Susan lets her go and smiles to the camera again while Ebony is massaging her left arm. When the black "catfight queen" gets up, we can see that she has tears in her eyes.
I take my eyes off the screen and take a look at Ebony, sitting in the courtroom. She is not even looking at the video. She just keeps her head down and her eyes towards the floor.
Maybe she just is admitting to herself what I already concluded by seeing the video : the "catfight queen" doesn't know how to fight or wrestle. She just thought she did. She is not strong. She thought she was. She is not tough. She is a whimp who thought herself tough.
We hear the producer's voice again :
- "Susan Taylor, three, Ebony Rayes, zero !"
And there is only about 10 minutes done in a match that is scheduled for 45.
There is a sort of buzzing sound in the courtroom, caused by the people in the public who are muttering at each other. Comments on what we have seen so far on the video screen.
I think many male presents here have seen videos of Ebony Rayes as the "catfight queen" before and are now appalled to see their idol being toyed with by that upstart masseuse. So far, this has been a one-way match. But I haven't seen anything that would justify the accusations of aggression, battery and son on pressed against Susan Taylor.
On the screen, Ebony has remained quiet during the time-off between the falls and just bothered to take her breath back.
The bell rings. Fall number 4 begins.
The two combatants go at each other once again, body against body, trying to get a hold. Susan grabs Ebony's wrist and try to force her to back off.
Then, there is a change of pace in the match.
Ebony suddenly lifts her knee and hit Susan right between the legs. There is a barely audible sigh, charged with pain. Susan let go Ebony's wrists and crosses her hands on her pubic area, blood retiring from her face. Her knees turn into cotton.
Then Ebony grabs her by the hair and forces her to double over. Another knee, in the face, this time. Paralyzed by pain, Susan doesn't defend herself and falls down.
The table has turned completely and the "catfight queen" in Ebony seems to be showing at last.
Then, as Susan is lying helpless, Ebony takes her time, walks around her and shouts ;
- " How about it now, you ***** ? Not so tough, ah !"
Then she litterally sits on Susan's chest, her back turned towards her opponents face, and, with both hands, begins clawing at her opponents private parts. Susan screams .
- "You give ?"
- "This is not..." Susan starts feebly to protest.
-" Give ?" aks Ebony, putting more pressure with her fingers.
- "Yes !" screams Susan.
Ebony raises up and lift her arms, glowing. She looks at the camera and smile. She starts posing again, taking her breast in her hands and showing them off.
- "The winner of the fourth fall, Ebony Rayes ! 3 falls to 1 !" the producer shouts.
As Ebony is parading around the ring, Susan slowly raises up, massaging her *****, her face contorted with pain. With tears in her eyes, she talks at the camera, in reality at Scott L. Sold who was behind it.
- "What ? This is not wrestling ! This was illegal ! You're going for this ?"
- "Who says it's illegal ?" We hear Sold asking. Then Ebony enters the discussion.
- " It is a catfight ! I never agreed on no wrestling match with rules ! Or are you not woman enough to take it, babe ?"
A shouting match ensues. Hard to make out all of what they are saying but it is obvious that Susan Taylor never thought she was going into a no holds-barred fight while Ebony sees it as her chance to win. Because, in wrestling, Susan is much stronger and better than she is.
And this way, the one minute time-off is spent.
When the bell rings for the fifth fall, Susan is still arguing with the producer. Ebony then jumps on her from behind, grabbing her hair and starts dragging her around the ring. As Susan doubles over and puts both her hands on Ebony's wrist, trying to release the grip, the black catfight queen starts punching her on the back of the head. Then she goes for a headlock. This time, it succeeds, Susan being still shocked from the pain of the treatment she got in the previous fall.
Ebony drags Susan down on the mat. Susan rolls on her back and tries to arch her body. Ebony then ******s her nose, trying to keep her from breathing. Susan stops arching and, instead tries to catch Ebony with her legs, trying to go for a head scissor. At a moment, it looks she is going to make it, her left leg going over Ebony's head. That is when Ebony let go the headlock and punches Susan in the ****. Susan's body warps like a pretzel under the excruciating pain.
Then Ebony presses her body over Susan's and smothers her opponent's face between her ample breasts, going for that classic of catfight video : the breast-smothering.
That, however, is a mistake.
This stuff only works on video.
Susan manages to free her hands and starts punching Ebony lower ribs. The pain makes the catfight queen move, leaving some breathing space to Susan who then shows she is getting the "catfight spirit".
She takes a bite on Ebony?s left ******s.
The howl of pain is astounding as the black queen moves away from Susan. She puts her hands on her ****** to protect it. Susan rolls away from her.
And then we hear the red-head saying distinctively :
- "Okay ! That's how you want it ! That's how you are gonna get it !"
In the court room, there is silence again. Everybody understands that this a turning point.
You could hear a fly in the courtroom as everybody present has his or her eyes on the wide screen where the prearranged wrestling match between Ebony Rayes and Susan Taylor is turning into a real catfight.
Both women are getting on their feet, Ebony still massaging her bitten breast. Susan, quicker, more agile, is the first to be fully standing. She rushes toward her opponent and tackles her, her solid shoulder hitting the rolls of fat around Ebony's waist with a soft noise.
The black **** queen emits a deep sigh as the air is expelled from her lungs and she falls on her backside. Before she can make another move, Susan is on her, squashing her against the mat with all her weight. Then she sits astride on Ebony's chest and starts punching her.
Susan's fists are raining blows on Ebony's face, breast, ribs. The black woman tries to protect herself with her arms, to no avail. She tries to hit back but she can't do it from underneath and it just opens her for a new set of blows. We can hear the dry noise Susan's knuckles are making when they hit the face and the rib cage, then the softer noise when they hit Ebony's soft stomach.
Powerless to defend herself, Ebony tries to roll on her belly, exposing only her back to Susan's wrath. The red-head keeps on punching Ebony's neck, shoulders and back. Then she kidney-punches her opponent. Ebony screams. Suddenly, the masseuse changes tactics and grabs a handful of Ebony's hair, forcing the woman to raise her head. She then grabs her victim's chin and joins her hand in a chinlock. With all her strength, she pulls backward, resulting in that classic wrestling hold : the alligator clutch. Ebony's breast points forward, her ribcage showing as her back arches like it is going to break. She screams in pain. And then :
- "I give ! I give !"
- "Say it louder !"
- "I give !"
- "I can't hear you !"
- "I GIVE UP !"
Then Susan, pretty tired herself, let her go. Ebony falls, face first, and stays there, lying on the mat while Susan gets up. Her shoulders going up and down as she sobs. Her black, voluptuous body, marked with bruises, is covered by a veneer of sweat, beaming under the studios light.
She raises her arms while the producer's voice proclaims :
- "Winner of the fifth fall : Susan Taylor. 4 to 1 for Taylor !"
Ebony doesn't move from her lying position on the mat before the end of the time-off.
She is only beginning to move and get up, rubbing tears from her eyes, when the bell rings.
Susan is on her in a second.
The tom-boy, soccer playing masseuse runs from her corner, grabs a handful of Ebony's lush black hair and forces her up. Then she punches her on the left ****. With suffering marked on her face, Ebony covers her wounded breast with both hands, opening herself for Susan to punch her right knocker.
Ebony's knees bends as she almost doubles over, trying to cover her ample breast with her arms. Susan then jumps in the air and, in a typical soccer motion, kicks out. Except that now, the balloon is Ebony's stomach. With a ?oof!?, the **** queens falls on her derriere, winded out.
Susan stands, towering above her.
- "C'mon, "catfight queen" show me something. ! You are such a whimp !"
The words seems to anger Ebony, who tries to kick Susan in the groin, missing by many inches. Susan snatches her leg and sends her rolling butts over head with a laugh.
Then she taunts her again.
- "C'mon ! Get up and fight !"
Ebony does get up and closes her fist. So does Susan.
- "Yeah !" That's the spirit !"
The "catfight queen" rushes forward and goes for a right. The punch is slow and clumsy. She hits Susan?s shoulder with no force at all. Susan retaliates with a left that hits Ebony on the face, without doing much damage either. Then both girls start punching wildly at each other, with no technique or precision. Ebony, breathing hard, sweating and obviously on the edge of exhaustion quickly finds herself getting the worse of it. Her blows have no power or precision. She tries to protect herself but, having no technique, it just makes it worse. In desperation, she jumps at Susan's throat, trying to squeeze her neck in a chokehold. The sporty young girl easily breaks the hold and then uses another typically soccer move.
She head-buts Ebony.
Right on the chin.
I can see Ebony's eyes turning white as she falls back. She tumbles in the ropes, completely groggy, tries clumsily to lift herself up, and finally falls on the mat, lying on her left side.
The rest is plain murder. This is not a fight anymore. Ebony is just being beaten up by an enraged Susan. The soccer girl kicks her victim in the ribs. As the passive **** star turns on her back, the masseuse stomps her in the belly and again in the groin. Then she rides her and starts punching her. Ebony is not even trying to defend herself anymore.
Eventually, Susan gets tired of that game and, with a quick move, rips off Ebony's g-string, showing her shaved *****.
She then turns towards the camera and shouts.
- "This is over !"
Holding the g-string like a trophy, she walks out of the ring.
The camera shows us Ebony's limp body, lying on her back, her huge, sweat-covered breast moving up and down as she breathes with difficulty. Bruises are blackening all over her chocolate skin. Tears are coming form her eyes. She is the very image of defeat and humiliation.
Then we hear Scott L. Sold's voice :
- "The winner of the match, by 5 to 1 : Susan Taylor !"
The camera makes a panoramic along Ebony's body, from her feet to her face, showing us the bruises, the sweat, the tears and then fades to black.
That is the end of the video.
That's it. The clerk shut down the T.V. and rolls it out of the courtroom, while somebody lightens the place.
After a reset, the audience goes on and the defense lawyer calls yours truly, The Masked Writer, as a witness. He wants to know my appreciation of the fight.
- "As an expert on "catfight" would you say that a moral contract exists between participants to such an event ?"
- "I would say that, once the rules are agreed upon, if rules are indeed agreed upon, the participants are bound by it and, if one of the fighter breaks the rule, there is no more competition : it becomes just a brawl. I have seen wrestler leave the mat because they felt their opponent was cheating."
"Would you say, then, that such a contract was breached in the fight we just saw."
-" From what I heard there was no rule agreed upon here. A major neglect. So Miss Rayes felt she could turn it from a wrestling match to no-holds barred catfight and Miss Taylor had no hesitation to retaliate in kind. But it is obvious that, at first, they were wrestling. Therefore , Miss Taylor was justified in thinking that this was, indeed a wrestling match. After that, it degenerated. "
- "As a person familiar with catfight, what did you think was the cause of this "degeneration" ?"
- "This was a mismatch in the first place. Ebony Rayes may look great on staged fight but it is clear that, in the real world, she can neither fight nor wrestle. She doesn't know how and is not particularly in shape. She should not have issued that challenge. She could not win."
The defense lawyer turns towards the judge and says :
" I have no more question, your honor !"
The District Attorney has some questions for me.
- "What makes you say that the plaintiff was unfit for this match ?"
- " I told the court : no knowledge of fighting, no athletic abilities."
- "You would say that the videos in which she had previously starred, showing her in pre-arranged, staged fights, did not prepare her for the real thing..."
- "Certainly not."
- "You could say that, just by seeing those videos ?"
- "Certainly."
- I have no more questions your honor."
This is the end of the audience, I am the last witness. After that, the two lawyers make their pleas to the court.
The defense lawyer essentially says that Ebony Rayes had it coming for her when she broke the rules, not accepting that she was losing the match, and was the one who actually assaulted Miss Taylor, who acted in self-defense.
The district attorney, on the contrary, say that considering that Susan Taylor, in her position as a masseuse, was familiar with the physical conditioning (or lack of) of Ebony Rayes and had seen her videos, had to be well-aware that the **** star was unfit for such a fight and must, then be considered guilty of planning to beat up a woman that was no match for her.
The judge retires to deliberate and then issue the following verdict :
- "The court, having considered all arguments and evidence, comes to the conclusion that both women acted in a disorderly and unwomanly manner. Both having an equal share of responsibility in this deplorable event. Therefore, the court condemns Miss Susan Taylor AND Ebony Rayes to atone for their actions by executing works in the community.
The works in question will consists, with each other and with whoever partner they can find, to enter into oil wrestling matches and Foxy Boxing matches for the benefit of the Legal Profession's male members, during their next National Conference. To make sure that this task is performed properly, I will attend personally. Court dismissed !"
The End
Now, that was a dirty ol'judge !
The Masked Writer
