Proud to announce the return of Montgomery Marty and his infamous picks! Joining him are Chief Tamahnanamahn a man with muliple personalities hailing from the spoken words of three montgomery county football alums. Then there's 'Dewey'. A regular on Campus Sports Talk and a journalist himself... now.. presenting.. Montgomery Marty..
Hey gang, Montgomery Marty is back by popular demand, albeit in a different form. The Man, the Myth, the Legend is callin? ?em like he sees ?em once again. Like LaVar, Marty?s ego is bruised, he?s a little out of practice, and he needs some reps to get in game shape. Hopefully the Big Legend in His Own Mind will be ready for a glorious playoff run, especially with the possibility of two Montgomery County teams in the 4A final at Ravens? Stadium. Marty can see it now ? Damascus vs. Sherwood. Let?s live the dream, Marty style.
So without, further Adu (Marty is planning his annual soccer rant next week), here?s the poop on this week?s games. And as always, you can dial up Marty at [email protected]
Whitman 28, B-CC 21
Marty?s three certainties of life ? death, taxes, and Pat Lazear off tackle.
Chief T: Whitman 27 B-CC 24
Dewey: Whitman 24 B-CC 17
Wheaton 14, Blair 13
Marty?s got to go with his all-time favorite tough guy, Wheaton coach Lee
Branthover here. Lemme tell ya, boys and girls, when he was the Mike Man back at RM in the late 60s there wasn?t a better sideline-to-sideline stud in North America. He was a lean, mean linebackin? machine. Hoooo baby could he play.
Chief T: Wheaton 22 Blair 16
Dewey: Wheaton 28 Blair 14
Damascus 31, Blake 7
Top move of the off-season: Damascus? acquisition of free agent fullback / linebacker Stevie Anderson. Kudos to the Hornets front office.
Chief T: Damascus 35 Blake 6
Dewey: Damascus 45 Blake 6
Quince Orchard 38, Wootton 8
Holy cow, kids. Did you see what happened to QO Monday night? Damascus recovered three straight pooch kickoffs and went from 7-0 to 28-0 without QO gettin? their hands on the ball, literally. Unfreakinbelievable. Marty reckons this week in Cougarland will be all about recovery, in more ways than one.
Chief T: Quince Orchard 35 Wootton 12
Dewey: Quince Orchard 49 Wootton 6
Springbrook 14, Churchill 13
In an effort to boost revenues, Churchill has instituted cover charge and two-drink minimum.
Chief T: Churchill 24 Springbrook 13
Dewey: Springbrook 17 Churchill 14
Northwest 31, Magruder 21
Magruder is back in form with veteran QB Mitch Levine off the IR and chuckin? the rock. But the Big Basso Profundo reckons Jagulars coach Randy Trivers will turn linebackers Dexter Korto, Chris Patterson and Anthony Chase loose. Expect a lot of backpedalin? from Ol? Mitch Friday night.
Chief T: Northwest 32 Magruder 12
Dewey: Northwest 34 Magruder 28
Fork Union 25, Rockville 20
Fork Union cheerleaders penalized last week for their disconcerting chant, "FU, FU, FU."
Chief T: Fort Union 42 Rockville 6
Dewey: Fork Union 26 Rockville 17
Seneca Valley 34, Einstein 14
Seneca Valley trying to clear cap room for disgruntled Redskins linebacker LaVar Arrington. "If he can get him some reps in practice, we think we can work him into some of our blitz packages," said a Screaming Eagles? spokesman.
Chief T: Seneca Valley 48 Einstein 0
Dewey: Seneca Valley 35 Einstein 7
Sherwood 34, Watkins Mill 14
In a curious move, Montgomery Cable TV analyst Brandy Simms will call this game in Portuguese.
Chief T: Sherwood 55 Watkins Mill 0
Dewey: Sherwood 50 Watkins Mill 0
Gaithersburg 35, Walter Johnson 6
After a rough 2004 for Kreg Kephart?s boys, it does the Big Buckin? Bronco?s heart good to see the Trojans back where they belong -- in the saddle, riding high, and on their way to a berth in the state playoffs.
Chief T: Gaithersburg 48 Walter Johnson 0
Dewey: Gaithersburg 38 Walter Johnson 7
Poolesville 41, Kennedy 6
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Chief T: Poolesville 47 Kennedy 0
Dewey: Poolesville 35 Kennedy 14
Richard Montgomery 28, Paint Branch 20
There ain?t nothin? better than Saturday afternoon football, boys and girls. So thank God for Mike Bonavia and his RM Rockets playin? their home games this season at Montgomery College-Rockville, which, by the way, is one of the higher institutions of learnin? the Big Sound and Fury was ejected from in his dogged, but ultimately unsuccessful, decade-long pursuit of an associates degree.
Chief T: Richard Montgomery 21 Paint Branch 14
Dewey: Richard Montgomery 24 Paint Branch 10
