Poolesville and Beall will be played @ Frostburg in Week 8. Both teams have a BYE this week.
Sherwood 27, Damascus 24
Marty?s pacin,? sweatin,? pantin,? and foamin? at the mouth. It?s all in anticipation of a knock-down, drag-out street fight. The Big Buckin? Bronco reckons
this is gonna be Part I of Sherwood-Damascus 2005.
Part II is gonna be at Ravens Stadium in the 4A state final. It?s the coach with the Popeye forearms, Damascus coach Dan Makosy, goin? up against the man who gave him his first football job, Sherwood?s Al Thomas. This one could get ugly boys. So leave your
women and children at home. It?s gonnna be rock em, sock em, rip snortin football at its best. Marty?s gonna go with Sherwood, givin? the nod to Deontay Twyman and his golden right arm.
Chief T: Sherwood 28-21
Dewey: Sherwood 35-34
Gaithersburg 20, Seneca Valley 14
Here?s one thing Marty guarantees you will never see ? Seneca Valley tough guy Christian Stahl wearin? short shorts and rollerbladin? down Great Seneca Highway on
his way to Starbucks.
Chief T: Seneca Valley 17-10 OT
Dewey: Seneca Valley 28-17
Whitman 28, Springbrook 7
The National Weather Service has issued a Severe Linebacker Warning for the Silver Spring area. A potentially catastrophic category 5 linebacker, Pat Lazear, is gaining strength as he moves across Montgomery County. He is expected to touch down at Springbrook High Saturday afternoon. Conditions are expected to deteriorate as the game progresses.
Preparations to protect life and property should begin tonight!
Chief T: Whitman 33-19
Dewey: Whitman 28-12
Churchill 35, Magruder 30
Magruder offense has so many options for quarterback Mitch Levine that he can order Papa John?s Pizza and extra garlic sauce from the pocket.
Chief T: Magruder 28-10
Dewey: Churchill 35-14
Quince Orchard 28, Northwest 20
At the risk of immediate ejection from the Big Basso Profundo?s favorite website, NorthwestJaguars.com, Marty?s gonna have to go with Bani Gbadyu runnin,? blockin,? blitzin,? tacklin,? leadin,? and doin?
whatever else a 210-pound stud feels like at the particular time.
Chief T: Northwest 27-20
Dewey: Quince Orchard 34-18
Watkins Mill 36, Blake 26
Former Federal Emergency Management Agency director Michael Brown has been hired as a special consultant for the Blake defense.
Chief T: Watkins Mill 21-20
Dewey: Watkins Mill 38-14
Rockville 20, Wootton 14
The Big Behemoth just got HBO in his building? and his favorite show is the Spanish broadcast of "This Week in the NFL." Finally, Dan Marino makes sense.
Chief T: Wootton 24-16
Dewey: Rockville 28-0
Einstein 20, Wheaton 14
Montgomery Cable has waived its "no alcohol in the booth" policy for this week?s very special guests, Sam, Sonny, and Frank.
Chief T: Wheaton 14-7
Dewey: Wheaton 21-7
Bethesda-Chevy Chase 27, Paint Branch 21
Marty believes Maxwell House spokesman Coffi Amouzou will run wild Friday night in Downtown Bethesda.
Chief T: B-CC 33-14
Dewey: B-CC 26-21
Blair 28, Kennedy 6
Blair linebacker Jacob Wade has tested positive for Red Bull.
Chief T: Blair 23-0
Dewey: Blair 21-6
Richard Montgomery 28, Walter Johnson 6
The Rockets are thinkin? playoffs. The Wildcats are thinking,? "Is a dog?s mouth really cleaner than a human?s?"
Chief T: Richard Montgomery 28-0
Dewey: Richard Montgomery 42-0
CONTACT:
Montgomery Marty: NEW EMAIL [email protected]
Chief Tahmananamahn: [email protected]
Dewey (Campus Sports): [email protected]
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