Gaithersburg 21, Quince Orchard 20
Oh, baby. The Big Buckin? Bronco has playoff fever and this game is the cure. It?s one team, Gaithersburg, that absolutely needs to win, and another, QO, that absolutely wants to keep the Trojans out. This is what it?s all about, boys and girls. Marty is foamin? at the mouth and this time, it?s not a medical condition. It?s stud linebackers, Darrius Smith vs. Bani Gbadyu. It?s super sophs, Dan Atwood vs. Rayshaun Gaskins. And it?s awesome coaches, Kreg Kephart vs. Dave Mencarini.
Marty will be in his 50-yard-line seat at 4:30 sharp.
Chief T: Quince Orchard 20-14
Dewey: Quince Orchard 24-21
Poolesville 35, Einstein 14
Hey kids, did you see what happened to Marty?s Poolesville home boys (just down the road from his Dawsonville lean-to) last week? They made the long bus ride out to Allegany County and lost to Beall, 56-14.
After winnin? 26 in a row in the regular season?
Unbelievable. As Ricky Ricardo used to say,
whaaahopppined? Here?s the deal, boys ? home cookin.? The Poolesville boys were penalized 16 times for 150 yards. No way, Jose. The Falcons Marty knows are one of the most disciplined teams in the freakin? state.
Now, the Big Behemoth don?t wanna go off on a rant here, but it?s high time the Western Maryland zebras got a lesson in reffin.? Your job ain?t to make sure the home team wins, it?s to make sure things are fair
and square. You got that, Joe Bob? You got that Jim Bob? You got that Billy Bob? You got that Bobby Bob?
Here?s Marty?s dream: The Falcons win the region title, then meet up with Beall in the state finals. With Jared Christman rumblin,? stumbling,? and bumblin? his way to 300 yards rushin? Poolesville kicks Beall?s behind by the same score, 56-14. Yeeeeee Haaaaa. Baby, that would be so schweeet. Marty would be celebratin? on The Block for a week!
Chief T: Poolesville 34-13
Dewey: Poolesville 28-7
Whitman 28, Churchill 21
Ah, Marty?s favorite neighborhood rivalry. It?s the annual battle for the Waterford crystal football. It?s the Mega-Median Income Classic. It?s the Potomac 90210
Bowl. Hey kids, here?s the best thing about goin? to Whitman-Churchill ? checkin? out the moms. Can you say ?enhancements?? Marty says, ?Hooooowaaaaaa,? and thank you Dr. Cohen, Dr. Epstein, and Dr. Lipschitz.
Chief T: Whitman 14-7
Dewey: Whitman 21-17
Damascus 21, Northwest 14
Liberal talk show host Al Franken has called Damascus? 8-0 start ?mean spirited.?
Chief T: Damascus 27-6
Dewey: Damascus 42-14
Sherwood 45, Magruder 28
Marty sees footballs a flyin? Friday night as two of the county?s most prolific passers ? Deontay Twyman and Mitch Levine ? go head-to-head in the squared circle.
Chief T: Sherwood 38-13
Dewey: Sherwood 34-17
Richard Montgomery 14, Springbrook 7
Marty?s favorite old-school assistant coach, RM?s John Fahrner, discarded his headset last week in favor of tin cans and string.
Chief T: Richard Montgomery 33-14
Dewey: Richard Montgomery 24-16
Watkins Mill 28, Wootton 14
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Chief T: Watkins Mill 28-0
Dewey: Watkins Mill 28-21
Blair 26, Blake 0
Blake cheerleaders list the following turnoffs ? pop quizzes, bad hair days, Dorito breath, Supreme Court confirmation hearings, rainy days, thermonuclear conflicts, and defensive ends who fail to contain on the option sweep.
Chief T: Blair 34-6
Dewey: Blair 27-17
B-CC 38, Walter Johnson 7
New B-CC audible: ?Redrum, redrum.?
Chief T: B-CC 35-6
Dewey: B-CC 45-17
Kennedy 20, Avalon 19
Here?s it is boys. Marty?s lead-pipe, solid-gold, ironclad, lock-of-the-week. Them Cavaliers are gonna break out of their 23-game slump and beat the private schoolers from Rockville, Germantown, Bethesda, Arbutus, Dundalk, or wherever the **** Avalon is.
Chief T: Kennedy 12-7
Dewey: Kennedy 7-6
Wheaton 28, Rockville 7
New get-tough stance for Rockville coach Jack Freeman ? huddles no longer optional.
Chief T: Wheaton 24-13
Dewey: Rockville 24-21
Seneca Valley vs Paint Branch
Marty: UNAVAILABLE
Chief T: Seneca Valley 44-0
Dewey: Seneca Valley 35-14
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