Northwest 21, Richard Montgomery 14
Here it is, boys and girls. The playoffs don?t start until next week. But this is a playoff game because he winner will move on while the loser will have to buy a ticket to get in. The Big Buckin? Bronce would like
nothin? better than to see Mike Bonavia back in the postseason, but Marty don?t think his Rockets quite have the booster power to handle Randy Trivers? boys.
The Jagulars are lickin? their chops after figurin? they were eliminated by last week?s loss at D-Mass. It?s a second chance and Marty don?t think the fastest corps of linebackers in captivity ? Dexter Korto,
Anthony Chase and Chris Patterson ? is gonna let this one slip away.
Chief T: Northwest 20-19
Dewey: Northwest 21-19
Sherwood 28, Gaithersburg 20
OK, the Big Basso Profundo?s been singin? the praises of Krek Kephart?s boys all year, and they keep breakin? his heart. So it?s time for some tough love, Trojans. Marty?s gonna turn his big, beefy back on you
for the first time this year and maybe that will work.
If not, you guys will still probably make the playoffs at 6-4. Unbelievable. Then Marty will be happy to hitch a ride back on the bandwagon, because it?s never too late. Marty still sees the Trojans makin? a
Cinderella run though the playoffs.
Chief T: Sherwood 34-20
Dewey: Sherwood 28-14
Quince Orchard 28, Churchill 14
Here?s another game with playoff implications. If Jimmy Collins boys from Churchill can pull off an upset here, they?ll get in the playoffs as long as Blair loses to Damascus and Gaithersburg falls to
Sherwood. Holy Molly, who thought the Bulldogs with two starters back would be alive in Week 10? Marty sure didn?t. So here?s to a coach Collins, workout warrior Matt Leemhuis, and the rest of the Bulldogs.
Booooyah!
Chief T: Quince Orchard 21-7
Dewey: Quince Orchard 21-14
Damascus 21, Blair 14
Check this out, kids. With a loss tonight, D-Mass can just about ensure that they would get Blair in the first round of the playoffs. Wouldn?t you think the Swarmin? Ones would rather see the Blazers, who have
never been to the playoffs, across the field from them next week instead of the big, bold, proud Trojans from Gaithersburg who are just itchin? to pull off a huge upset. Or maybe D-Mass will get the defendin? 3A state champions from Northwest who gave Dan Makosy?s boys a tussle last week? Hey, just somethin? to think about, boys.
Chief T: Damascus 34-14
Dewey: Damascus 35-7
Magruder 46, Wootton 8
OK, Marty?s crunched the numbers and, contrary to what some people are thinking,? Magruder ain?t got a chance to get a playoff berth. So stop your plannin? Colonels. Marty would like nothin? better than to see his Main Man, Doug Miller, get Magruder back to the playoffs for the first time since 1989, but it ain?t happenin.? So here?s to Mitch Levine rollin? up some big numbers as coach Miller thrashes his former team.
Chief T: Magruder 41-15
Dewey: Magruder 28-14
Springbrook 20, Watkins Mill 14
Hey, here?s an interestin? matchup of two rookie coaches who got their teams movin? on up to the East side. The Big Buckin? Bronco is gonna have to cast his lot with Rob Wendel, Darryl Kornegay, and Harold Brantley, playin? the final game of his fine high school career. You go Blue Devils.
Chief T: Springbrook 21-12
Dewey: Springbrook 24-21
Seneca Valley 35, Blake 7
This ain?t got nothing to do with Seneca-Blake, but Marty just has one thing to say about the Carolina Panthers? cheerleaders. Heeeeyaaaaa. You go girls!
Chief T: Seneca Valley 34-6
Dewey: Seneca Valley 36-14
Whitman 28, Walter Johnson 8
Hey, it?s been a season to forget for the Vikings, who got beat down early by a brutal schedule. But that don?t change Marty?s love for his favorite guy, Pat Lazear. He?s in the Marty Hall of Fame, in the Tough Guy Wing, right next to Paul Lucas, Rob Nyikuli, Serge Tikum, Bode Ogunwole, and this year?s newest inductee, D-Mass? Stevie Anderson.
Chief T: Whitman 20-0
Dewey: Whitman 34-14
B-CC 28, Rockville 7
Rockville coach Jack Freeman working on his Manifesto ? ?Modern Applications of the T-Formation.?
Chief T: B-CC 35-12
Dewey: B-CC 28-14
Paint Branch 28, Einstein 20
Ernie Williams? Panthers are a different team with wideout Dayon Arrington on the field. So Marty?s gonna go with Paint Branch goin? out in a blaze of glory.
Chief T: Paint Branch 28-20
Dewey: Paint Branch 22-13
Poolesville 35, Western Tech 14
Western Tech? Western Tech? Are you kiddin? Marty? The Big Sound and Fury ain?t never heard of no Western Tech. Ain?t that out in Nevada somewhere? Anyway, by process of elimination, Marty will go with Brandon
Moore and company racing past the boys from the west, whoever they are.
Chief T: Poolesville 33-14
Dewey: Poolesville 35-21
Wheaton 28, Kennedy 7
After four years in the Knights? starting lineup on the offensive line, Marty thinks it?s high time Wheaton tough-guy Mike Velasquez gets a chance to play some quarterback. Can Marty get an Amen?
Chief T: Wheaton 22-7
Dewey: Wheaton 28-7
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