life's a never-ending battleship

Part One.

Full Name: Madison Elise Gallagher.
Goes by: Madison.
Current location: Philadelphia, Pa.
Description: A townhouse with my mom in walking-distance to downtown. It's awesome, and I love it!
Occupation: Student, but I want to work at a bookstore.

Current age: Sixteen BUTALMOSTSEVENTEEN.
Date of birth: March 10th.
Birthplace: Little Rock, Arkansas.
Name(s), age(s), and occupation(s) of parent(s):

Katherine Gallagher - ALMOST FORTY (old head) - veterinarian
Grant Gallagher - Forty-three (even older head) - Attorney.

Name(s), age(s), and occupation(s) of sibling(s):

None thank God.

Name(s), age(s), and occupation(s) of children:

Ew.

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 120
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Left-, right-handed, or ambidextrous: Right-handed

Heritage/Nationality: Ummm.. I don't really know. But I'm an American.
Religion: I'm not sure if I believe in God, to be honest.
Education: William Penn Charter School. Junior.
Marital status: My mother would absolutely kill me if I got married anytime soon.
Children: She'd also kill me if I answered this with anything, too.

Part Two.

Likes: Drawing (sketching), artwork, live music, The Shins, Deathcab, Radiohead, some oldies, skirts, boots, hair dye.
Dislikes: SCHOOL Iamsosickofit.
Phobias: Pregnancy. Go abstinence!

Part Three: Do you...

Smoke: No.
Cuss: I try to watch my language, but hey, you know. If it fits the setting, sure. Swear words are just words.
Sing well: Not like my mom, but it doesn't mean I don't try.
Sing in the shower: Yes. LOUDLY.
Talk to yourself: Not in public.
Believe in yourself: Yeah, I guess. Okay, no.
Play an instrument: I played the sax before we moved. Who knows what I'll do now.
Want to go to college?: YES.
Want to get married?: Sure, someday.
Want to have children?: I guess. But not for a long time.
Think you're a health freak?: Hahaha. No.
Get along with your parents?: Yeah, my parents are pretty cool.
Get along with your siblings?: Yeah, but only because they don't exist.

Part Four: Current...

Clothes: Jeans and a American Eagle Outfitters hoodie.
Mood: Glad school is almost done and Christmas is on the way!
Music: The Shins.
Taste: French toast.
Make-up: Some blush, some eye-liner, but that's about it for right now.
Hair-style: Down.
Smell: Carpet. This place has new carpet and I really like the way it smells.
Book you're reading: NONE even though I'm supposed to be reading Withering Heights. Ugh.
CD in CD Player: Actually, this is really funny, but I have a CD that's for Spanish homework and it skips, so it keeps saying "Hola-a-a-a-a."
DVD in player: Probably School of Rock from last night.
Refreshment: Diet Coke.
Worry: Am I ever gonna get a boyfriend?

Part Five: Favorites:

Food: Fried chicken.
Drink: Diet coke or sweet tea. And they do NOT know how to make tea here. God.
Color: Uhhh probably teal or brown. Chocolate brown. Not weird almost-poo brown.
Album: I'm pretty music ADD.
Shoes: Converse. It makes me feel like I'm a cool kid from the '80s.
Candy: Andies Candies.
Animal: Horses and dogs.
TV Show: How I Met Your Mother.
Movie: School Of Rock.
Song: Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith. My dad loves that song.
Girl's name: Morgan.
Boy's name: Kyle.
Vegetable: Peas. I'm weird, I know.
Fruit: Cantaloupe.

Part Six:

If I were a month, I'd be: May so I can be my vacation, good grief hurry UP.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Dinnertime-ish.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus. Hahahaha.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Jelly fish because they're beautiful.
If I were a direction, I'd be: North?
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: MY BED it's so dang comfortable.
If I were a sin, I'd be: Is sex a sin? Because if so, I wanna be a sinner. OH YEAH THAT WAS HOT. Just kidding, I've never had sex.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Marilyn Monroe.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Diet Coke.
If I were a tree, I'd be: A pine tree for Christmas. Except then I'd die. So maybe not. But for now we'll say pine tree.
If I were a bird, I'd be: A hummingbird!
If I were a flower, I'd be: A sunflower.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Snowing.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Harry Potter? Is that what you mean? Except I don't want to be a boy. But Hermione is a little annoying. Okay so instead I'll be... OH. Mrs. Featherbottom from Arrested Development.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A saxophone or drumset.
If I were an animal, I'd be: Uhhh...
If I were a color, I'd be: Brown, I guess.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: These questions are so random. OO! THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE! Random. We'll pretend that's an emotion.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Nonexistent. That's right. Bring on the BBQ.
If I were a sound, I'd be: Music.
If I were an element, I'd be: Oxygen.
If I were a car, I'd be: A mustang convertible.
If I were a song, I'd be: I'll get back to you on that one!
If I were a movie, I'd be: The Princess Bride.
If I were a food, I'd be: BBQ.
If I were a place, I'd be: A seriously amazing mall.
If I were a material, I'd be: Couture. Hey, a girl can dream!
If I were a taste, I'd be: Marshmallows.
If I were a scent, I'd be: Something flowery.
If I were a religion, I'd be: Something that doesn't believe in Hell or a man with a beard because it just seems ridiculous to me.
If I were a word, I'd be: YEEEEEHAWWW!
If I were an object, I'd be: Uh. Toilet paper? It's sort of essential and I'd get a lot of community service hours out of it.
If I were a body part, I'd be: Eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Surprise!
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: My bedroom.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: LUNCHTIME.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Betty Rubble.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Hexagon.
If I were a number, I'd be: 2.

life's a never-ending battleship - Madison Gallagher