Why Plainfield is the best place on earth to raise kids

No gators or hurricanes. Few wild hogs once in awhile but other than that it's the safest place on earth.

Don't forget the low ratio of child molesters to serial killers. That ratio is one of the lowest I have EVER seen.

And they picked all of the broken glass out of the ball pit in the play area of the McDonalds on Main. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

You very correct about the low child molesteration in Plainfield. None of my daddies ever touched me. Now that Ma got divorced agin, my little brother, Harley, has found guidance and understanding from the priest at our church.

I love Plainfield and its community values.

I got herpes once there from this chick named Sarah. She told me they were beauty marks.

Research, people. Research.

Would you want to raise your children where these people live?

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/brandgard.jpg

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/kirchoff.jpg

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/mcphail.jpg

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/fivecoat.jpg

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/gaddie.jpg

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Originally posted by gae:
Research, people. Research.

Would you want to raise your children where these people live?

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/brandgard.jpg
AKA Rocky Rococo

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/kirchoff.jpg
AKA George Tirebiter

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/mcphail.jpg
AKA Nick Danger

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/fivecoat.jpg
AKA Hemlock Stones

http://townofplainfield.com/officials/gaddie.jpg

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<font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">AKA Nancy

Nick Danger scares me. I carry a tire iron whenever I'm in his neighborhood.

Very good news