This is a highly irrelavant story but had to share.
1:45 fri night and as usual I`m serving at the petro stop outside Greenburg, Indiana and this guy enters, Real shifty lookin, all sweaty,(god knows what he`d been up to) overweight by 25 pounds. And heads straight for the JUNK FOOD. Fat **** !
Comes over to pay for some wierd *** Little debbie pie and some nil cal drink and cracks some lame joke about eating healthy.(like i`ve never heard that)
But I play along and counter, "Thats not healthy, but the Cherry pie is Its got fruit in it"
And I watched as the joke sailed right over his gormless head. He looked at me like I was some kinda moron, Probably one of those dumb *** city dudes.
I really wanted to say "Listen Bud its 1:45 am, I really dont want to be here, But needs must. If your going to drop some lame *** joke on me your gonna get one back.
GIVE ME THE MONEY AND **** OFF