Funny stories

[Windecks]

So the other day I was waliking throgh the MATC lobby. In the lobby there are a few computers. I saw some kid watching hardcore porn on one of the computers.

i rate this a 7 on the funny scale

[Windecks]

Post funny things that happen during your everyday life, i i will rate how funny it actually is.

[ArthasX]

Thats a good one windecks, I might give it an 8. Maybe higher depending on what he was uh, doing wall watching.

My life hasn't had too many funny stories lately. Let me think.....

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 24, 2005 03:47 PM: Message edited by: Windecks ]</font>

[ShopKoSuccessStory]

i saw a guy eating out a chick on top of a cow he was fucking. it was gross. i beat off to it. true story.

[mrs_noface]

I give that a 10.
mmmm cows

[Windecks]

Please post stories that happened irl, no crazy animal porns that u dowloaded.

And this is not a democracy, im the only one that rates the stories.

[mrs_noface]

but it is true.
we looked at animal porn on bangedup.com
it was hot

[ShopKoSuccessStory]

i apologize windecks. alright funny story irl? oh man im bad at stories cuz my memory is so shitty.... alright... lets see i know i got one or two up my sleeve... ah shit,i got one but its work related so only the shopko employees would get it. but im gonna toss it out for the hell of it, because i want windecks, who has no idea what im talking about, to rate it.

alright so i was talking to ryan tonight, and i told him that "you are to wicker what pete is to toys." and i think he hates me now.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 24, 2005 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Windecks ]</font>

[ArthasX]

here is my story:

Me, windecks and dan were heading outside my dorm to smack some turtles and had gotten in an elevator and two girls and a guy got in on the way down. My school is on fall break, so there are very few people around. We were already a bit, no a lot baked, and I had been playing with some masking tape I found on the wall. We exited the elevator, and were following the group to the door when I flicked the tape forward. It landed right in a girls hair and stuck there. She must have felt it because she immediatly ran her hand through her hair. We had stopped and were heading in the other direction when we heard "Those guys put gum in my hair!". We immediatly sprinted up the stairs (12 floors!) to avoid the situation. Once we got to my floor, our stoned paranoa caused us to flee to the bathroom where we all hid in a diferent stall. windecks even stood ontop a toilet so no one could see his feet.

Thats the story.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 24, 2005 03:52 PM: Message edited by: Windecks ]</font>

[Windecks]

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