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    This was a good laugh

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum...hp?showforum=2

    you have to read some of this bullshit, jesus freaks

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    ALL LIBERALS ARE:

    1. Homosexuals or support the Homosexual agenda.

    2. Baby killers or support baby Killing.

    3. Drug addicts or, at the very least "inhale" and then LIE about it.

    4. Communists who "say" they love the environment yet HATE Capitalism.

    5. Hate Mongers who are INTOLERANT of our Constitutional right to free speech.

    6. Pedophiles and sex offenders who use the ACLU to challenge God's Law.

    7. Intolerant of Minorities because they refuse to allow women, negros etc. to be placed in the categories they deserve. God made them that way. "Minorities" are called "Minorities" for a reason.

    They talk of "equality" and "tolerance" on one hand, yet DENY True Christians? the right to follow God.

    wow... she makes some very very vaild points. i mean come on, they are called minorities for a damn reason people!!

    note the trademark.

    edit: instead of making a new post ill edit it on this one. LMAO justin this site is HILARIOUS

    edit2: btw Pastor Ed Lowman = funniest man alive.

    edit3: i swear, last edit, i cant get enough of this site...
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forum...showtopic=6367
    im shit myself i was laughing so hard. sorry i just couldnt spare you the imagery.

    <font color="#a62a2a"><font size="1">[ October 24, 2005 09:02 PM: Message edited by: ShopKoSuccessStory ]</font></font>

    <font color="#a62a2a"><font size="1">[ October 24, 2005 09:03 PM: Message edited by: ShopKoSuccessStory ]</font></font>

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 24, 2005 09:06 PM: Message edited by: ShopKoSuccessStory ]</font>

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    I know we should make a trip up to Fon Du Lac to pay a visit to them, and ask them to turn us to the way of god *cough*

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    Cool

    Is Your Child a Goth?

    Was Salem Correct?

    Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
    astray from the Lord.

    Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
    darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
    prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">
    -Frequently wears black clothing.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I wear a decent ammmount of black, most of my shirts are black.
    -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">damn, except for that A23 sweatshirt I wore for a year straight, and my other ones I guess I fail this one to.
    -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I have in the past, dont do it offten but I think that i might pass this one !
    -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nope another A+ for me!
    -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Im going to get a tattoo sometime, dont know of what yet, mabye a pentagram =p
    -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
    claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
    discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">lol, I dont need to emblish on this one

    -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn you Alex, it's your fault.
    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
    prayer, church or sports.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Bible Wholesome? lol, prayer, I dont think so. Church? No. Sports, lol Noobs.
    -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
    witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Magic kicks ass
    -Takes drugs.
    -Drinks alcohol.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Drugs kick ass
    -Is suicidal and/or depressed.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A+ for me!

    -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
    Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
    Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
    center.)
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">well except for that one time at shopko, guess Im a satanic ritulist bastard.
    -Complains of boredom.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Look how bored I am, that im doings this.
    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">SLeep sucks

    -Is excessively awake during the night.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well im working but hell I guess its true im a vampire.
    -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
    -Spends large amounts of time alone.
    -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
    evil sprits through meditation.)
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn right, Me and the devil are going to go smoke a bowl in 15 mins.
    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Dosent really apply anymore but, yep.
    -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
    few examples of this.
    -Misbehaves at school.
    -Misbehaves at home.
    -Eats excessively or too little
    -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
    -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
    this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
    stopped immediately.)
    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
    sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
    watch.)
    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
    -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
    -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
    -Expresses an interest in sex.
    -Masturbates.
    -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
    -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
    Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
    -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
    "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
    -Claims to be a goth.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">to many more, im allready a goth, im going to go murder some children, drink some blood and cut my wrists well shooting up herion.


    If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
    The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
    problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. [/QUOTE]uhoh im a goth

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 24, 2005 10:15 PM: Message edited by: TheTerrorist ]</font>

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    shit im fucked too

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    please stop the neo-fascist propaganda!

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    please stick your head up your ass

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    thats not phisically possible

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