Texas Baby

[Forbidden Passions]

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in
the bar and announced that his wife had
just produced a typical Texas baby,
weighing a whopping twenty pounds.

"WOW!" was the response from everyone
at the bar.

Two weeks later the Texan returned to the
bar. The bartender recognized him and
asked, "Aren't you the father of the baby
that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How
much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "10 pounds."

The bartender said, "Why? I know that
babies lose some weight after birth, but
ten pounds? He did weigh twenty pounds,
didn't he? What happened?

The proud Texas father said, "Just had
him circumcised!"

[ellanoize]

They Grow 'em big in Texas....

[cherrysis]

HAHAHAHA Thats great! Reminds me of a scene from "The 40 year old virgin" has anyone seen it?

[Forbidden Passions]

Never heard of it, then again, it musta had a different name here*L

[ellanoize]

I haven't seen it yet either, but I remember the trailer being really funny, it is now on my list of movies I would like to see.

Hiya Sis & Susanne [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]

[cherrysis]

Hiya Handsome!!!
Definitely check that movie out cause it is a riot Especially the waxing scene of course I can't help but chuckle when somebody is cursing randomly due to intense pain [img]wink.gif[/img] !

[ellanoize]

Handsome? Sis [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] I think it's time for yer eye exam [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[cherrysis]

NAw...I can see just fine!!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[ellanoize]

Thank you sweetie, the tear in my eye is ofgladness to have you as my friend [img]graemlins/boy_hug.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/girl_hug.gif[/img]

"A Kind Word is like a Gallon of water to a thirsty man"