Holiday Cookie Recipe

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Sounds like a recipe I could have used several years ago, hic [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

[NewYorkJettster]

Long time NO see TRASH... How you been ? I have always loved this recipe myself those
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HAPPY HOLIDAYZZZ EVERYONE!

Hugzzz and wet sloppy [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img] 'zzz
NewYorkJettster~ [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]

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Her is a recipe for Holiday Cookies I recieved from PartyGrrlzz, I haven't tried it yet [img]wink.gif[/img]


Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Absolute vodka

Directions:
Sample the Absolute to check quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the Absolute again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. pour
1 level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar, beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Absolute is still OK, try
another cup, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in 1 cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with
a drewscriver.
Sample the Absolut to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Absolute.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add 1 table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Absolute and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

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I got an email the other day with a very similar recipe but it sustituted Jose Cuerevo for the Absolut, Do you think it would change the flavor of the cookies?
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