The Rules!

[2CUTE]

<center>The Rules</center>

1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.
2. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.
3. No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.
4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7. The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.
8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
9. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.
14. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
15. If the FEMALE has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void.
16. The MALE must be ready at ALL times.
17. The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.
18. The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!


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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Quitcherbitchen!

[-=Wizard=-]

I dun like them rules

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Lifes a Bitch and she's back in heat!
-=Wizard'sRevenge=-

[DaMadman]

the Rules sound just a little one sided to me.

May I take the liberty of posting the "REAL" Rules.

#1. The Male is always right.

#2. if you have any doubt that the Male might be wrong about anything, Refer to rule #1


See How simple the rules are when a Man makes them up.

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[2CUTE]

*eyes madman* not only am I very anti-male right now...but I have PMS...you sure about your rules? *taps my foot and runs to look for chocolate

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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Quitcherbitchen!