Male bashing

[2CUTE]

50 Reasons Men Suck

1. they can spit 20 yards into the wind and hit a moving target, yet they make a complete mess out of the stationary toilet not 2 feet away

2. they leave the toilet seat up, and laugh when you fall in

3. they stare at my breasts as if that is where my brain has chosen to reside

4. they whine and beg and badger you for sex...and then it's lousy until you show them how to do it right

5. they watch porn and get off on it, but they don't laugh at it

6. they think a smack on the ass and "you'll get 'em next time" is an appropriate way to end a four year relationship

7. in a perfect world, if we needed to talk to them during an important game, we'd appear in a little box in one corner of the screen, and only during time outs

8. they think the dashboard provides romantic mood lighting

9. they watch "COPS"

10. they think unhooking a woman's bra with one hand is a talent

11. who do you think produces and watches all those "The Worlds' Worst Car Crashes and Dental Surgery Mishaps" on FOX?

12. they will cheat on you if given half a chance, and then blame it on the girl

13. they won't hug each other 'cause that's "gay", but they'll smack each other on the ass for "luck" during a good game of "touch" football

14. they need instant replay to remember the score and the penalty that took place not 30 seconds ago

15. Penthouse magazine and those close up shots of the models' twat where you can practically see her cervix. Who the hell finds that sexy?

16. we all know who visits sites like beastiality.com

17. it's okay, even encouraged for a guy to be a slut

18. they talk to us in monosyllabic grunts, but they can talk to their fucking dogs like this..."Who's my baby? Who's my baby? Who's a happy puppy? Awwwww...gimmee kisses girl, that's my girl.."

19. they assume that just because I am single, in a bar and drinking, that I want to get drunk and have sex with them

20. only a man would use Roofies to score

21. they're all looking for a "nice, funny, smart girl" who just happens to look like Pamela Anderson and has the libido of a rabbit

22. they never call when you want them to, or when they say they will

23. they never stop calling when you would rather eat live tarantulas than share an area code with them

24. only men will eat blood sausage and pickled eggs

25. they are obsessed with their penises

26. they will go to a strip club to watch a stranger gyrate to cheesy music and show off her stretch marks and caesarian scars

27. they take it personally when you don't want to date them

28. after making love, they get up and raid the fridge...and the cynics say romance is dead

29. they will eat mysterious food, originating deep within the bowels of the fridge, as long as it doesn't "smell too bad"

30. bodily functions, and the assorted sounds and smells associated with them are a source of endless amusement

31. they think making videos of the two of you screwing is a good idea

32. lesbian and catholic schoolgirl fetishes

33. the deep thoughts of men..."Who won the game last night?"..."What's the coolest car I ever did it in?"..."I am hungry"

34. they don't have to deal with childbirth...some of them even manage to avoid child rearing

35. they bitch at you when you bitch about being unattractive, ensure you that you are the most beautiful woman they have ever laid eyes on, then shove you out of the way to catch but a glimpse of a that hot but brainless BIMBO on TV

36. they can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone

37. all men are such hypocrites! If you're their friend they'll tell you that you need to find a real man and stop falling for such assholes. But when you fall for them they'll break your heart just like the rest

38. 20 minutes is enough grieving time

39. I love you means I want sex

40. power tools are an extension of genitalia

41. the geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you

42. scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes

43. the good ones are gay

44. some words that are not in a guy?s vocabulary: respect, love

45. menopause, menstruation... etc.....

46. because GOD supposedley created them first, they automatically rule everything

47. ladies, ever heard this one "I'm in love w/ my car, not her."

48. take advantage when you?re most vulernable

49. don't talk on the phone, and if they do they only want phone sex

and last but NOT least

50. BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN AND WE CAN BITCH ABOUT IT


Did I miss any?





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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Quitcherbitchen!

[Alex]

Now, do the other side.

If we don't piss you off within five minutes of meeting you, we will forever be just a friend...

your turn...



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Alex

[2CUTE]

*LOL* Very good point. Don't forget..if you're too nice, we think your either gay...or taken.

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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Quitcherbitchen!

[Blazey]

*jumps right in this thread..with all fours*..wheres my can of hillbilly whoop ass?

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HEH HEH

[2CUTE]

She's southern, she's a redhead, she's a hill billy, and she's mad as hell....watch out guys

*hides*

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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Quitcherbitchen!

[Mitch1]

That's a pretty exhaustive list there 2. LMAO Never learned so much about me in one post! hehehe


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[Blazey]

*evil giggles*..put us both togather..and look out!..katie bar the door!!..*L

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HEH HEH

[-=Wizard=-]

I kinda like you on all four's there Blazer's

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Lifes a Bitch and she's back in heat!
-=Wizard'sRevenge=-

[Blazey]

WIZZIE!..omg..*beats u like a redheaded step child*..*LOL*

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HEH HEH

[Tee Ehn]

*looks*.............*watches*...........uhmmm *finger to chin*..........

Ya lil hot flame of luv......whatcha doin on all fours?????

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The Far Chic
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