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    "For me, penises are a hobby, like fishing: The small ones you throw back. The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you just mount." -- [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Walks in...looks....hmmmmmmm Hi Snow Kitten [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]
    No comment for this one LOL

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    Were not all trouble
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    Well could you at least tell me if you would be a throw back or take home to dinner kind of guy?..he he he.. I know there is not many that would be the mounting type..LOL
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    oh snow *L* another hot topic *L*

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    I would at least like to get five men that would be the mounting type.. Then that way I will know for sure that I haven't ran into Mr. right yet.. Because I haven't meet one yet that was worth the time or trouble.. LOL
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    ummmmmmm no comment

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    Well....GaToR wont comment.....BUT....i will.....
    no more throwing them back.....definitely found the one to mount. *VEFG*

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    Penis? I have one of those! Even made a song about it! And you're all gonna hear it!

    I have a Penis, his name is Fred,
    He'll work really well until I'm dead.
    Into deep caverns he likes to dwell,
    Show him your tits and watch him swell.
    Fred is a Penis and he's one of a kind,
    He can salute and wave on his own,
    You better believe that he's one hell of a find.
    Fred, Fred, lick his head,
    Fred, Fred, fuck him til he's dead.
    Fred would run for President but he doesn't care,
    He'd just fuck the interns and cum in their hair.
    Fred isn't modest he just likes to fuck,
    So come on baby, give him a little suck.
    Fred is the Penis who loves the Oo Aa Blowjob face,
    Fred's not bitter, you'll like his taste.
    Fred, Fred, he's not from Bedrock,
    He'll dive in deep and go at it around the clock.
    Fred is my Penis and he's one of a kind,
    Now on your knees woman! It's fuckin' time!
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    I have no life.

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