Pro Wrestling NOVA

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[Note: This is a reboot of Pro Wrestling NOVA. I'm focusing more on the drama/angles than the fight itself.]

SEASON 1, EPISODE 1
NOVA ARENA
HOLLYWOOD, CA

[The camera pans from right to left first showing the wrestlers then Helen Hunt, who is wearing the black and white stripes of the NOVA referees. She's holding a meeting in the back with the ten participants of the tournament: Alessandra Torresani, Hayden Panettiere, Hayley Williams, Kristen Bell, Kirsten Storms, Lacey Chabert, Larisa Oleynik, Lindsey Shaw, Renee O'Connor, and Renee Olstead.]

Helen Hunt: Okay ladies, First off, welcome to NOVA. I'm glad you all participated. We've got great plans for each and every one of you. We've called you here because we wanted to let you know that you have all been hand picked to participate in the NOVA World Championship tournament by the PTB. This will be a round robin format so you'll be divided up into two groups. (Renee O'Connor raises her hand.) Yes?

Renee O'Connor: PTB?

Hunt: The Powers That Be.

O'Connor: Oh.

Hunt: Like I said, you will be divided up into two groups...(O'Connor raises her hand again)...Yes?

O'Connor: What's the Powers That Be?

Hunt: The people that run this company. Now, like I was saying you will be divided up into two groups of five.

O'Connor: You mean like the CEOs or something?

Hunt: (Getting annoyed) Yes. May I continue?

O'Connor: (annoyed at her tone) You don't have to be so mean!

Hunt: This will be a round robin format so you will be facing everyone in your group once then...

O'Connor: Who are they?

Hunt: If you'll give a chance, I'll tell you who's in who's group.

O'Connor: No, I mean who's the PT...CE...OB...GYN thingy peoples.

Lacey Chabert: Would you just shut up?

O'Connor: Hey, I'm just asking!

Hayden Panettiere: Why don't you shut up?

Hunt: Ladies!

Kristen Bell: You shut up or I'm gonna come over there, and kick your ass!

Panettiere: Go ahead! I dare ya!

O'Connor: Yeah, go ahead! She dares ya! (Panettiere glares at O'Connor) What?

Hunt: Shush! All of you!

[The bickering continues, and everybody gets into each other's faces. There's even a little shoving going on.]

Hunt: QUIET!

[Of course, nobody listens. Finally, Helen just gives up, and walks out. The camera cuts to the broadcast table with Tony Schiavone, Jules Asner, and Bruce Campbell.]

Tony Schiavone: Hello everyone, and welcome to NOVA. I'm Tony Schiavone alongside here with Bruce Campbell and the very lovely Jules Asner.

Jules Asner: Thanks, Tony.

Bruce Campbell: Don't get too fiesty there, Tony. She's got her lawyers on speed dial!

Tony: You should know.

[Jules snarls at Bruce.]

Bruce: Believe me, I do!

Tony: We have an action packed lineup tonight, and to start things off let's go right down to the ring for six-woman tag action.

Bruce: Hey, Tony, aren't you supposed to be calling a Gwenett game or something?

[Camera to ring where the six women are already their in separate corners. The ring announcer makes her introductions.]

SIX WOMAN TAG:
Alexis Bledel/Kristen Bell/Scarlett Joahnsson vs.
Brittany Snow/Larisa Oleynik/Sarah Michelle Gellar

[End of match:]

Larisa Oleynik nails Alexis Bledel with a back elbow.
Larisa Oleynik hits a flying lariat on Alexis Bledel.
Larisa Oleynik is going for the cover.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, kickout.
Larisa Oleynik throws Alexis Bledel into the turnbuckle.
Larisa Oleynik charges into the corner, but Alexis Bledel moves out of the way.
Alexis Bledel kicks Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel has the crowd going wild.
Larisa Oleynik punches Alexis Bledel.
The crowd is really behind Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel hits Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel chops Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel kicks Larisa Oleynik.
The crowd is going crazy.
Larisa Oleynik punches Alexis Bledel.
The crowd is really behind Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik kicks Alexis Bledel.
The crowd is really behind Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel hits Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel tags out to Kristen Bell.
Sarah Michelle Gellar enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Kristen Bell and Alexis Bledel hit Larisa Oleynik with a double kneelift.
Brittany Snow brings a chair into the ring.
Brittany Snow nails Kristen Bell with the chair.
Brittany Snow hits Alexis Bledel with the chair.
Alexis Bledel is out cold.
Teri Hatcher calls for the disqualification.
Larisa Oleynik tosses Teri Hatcher through the ropes.
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Scarlett Johansson are going at it outside the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar punches Scarlett Johnsson.
Sarah Michelle Gellar punches Scarlett Johnsson.
Sarah Michelle Gellar tries to through Scarlett Johansson into the guardrail
but Scarlett Johansson reverses it.
Larisa Oleynik hits Scarlett Johansson from behind.
Larisa Oleynik throws Scarlett Johansson back into the ring.
Brittany Snow waits for Scarlett Johansson to get up.
Brittany Snow hits Scarlett Johansson in the knee with the chair.
Larisa Oleynik enters the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar enters the ring.
Brittany Snow hits Scarlett Johanasson in the knee with the chair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Brittany Snow hands Sarah Michelle Gellar the chair.
Larisa Oleynik and Brittany Snow hold down Scarlett Johansson
Sarah Michelle Gellar drives the chair into Scarlett Johansson's knee.
Brittany Snow, Larisa Oleynik, and Sarah Michelle Gellar celebrate in the ring.

Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Bell and Alexis Bledel defeated
Larisa Oleynik, Brittany Snow and Sarah Michelle Gellar
when Bell defeated Oleynik by disqualification in 0:03:30.

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: HAYLEY WILLIAMS

[Jules Asner is backstage in front of the NOVA logo backdrop with Hayley Williams and the members of Paramore.]

Jules: First of all, Hayley, congratulations on being selected to participate in the world championship tournament. Your thoughts on being in the tournament and the process.

Hayley Williams: By process, I believe you mean the way the PTB selected me?

Jules: Yes.

Williams: You know, it's an honor just to be here but when you do something that gets the eye of people like the PTB, you know you're doing something right. I have my band here not because I need them but because they have the confidence in me to be at my side, and they want to see me in action. I....

Voice in background: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

[Gellar, Oleynik, and Snow enter the picture. Gellar still has the chair in hand, and is sweating profusely.]

Gellar: Yeah, you're lucky you've got your band here or this chair would be shoved up your ass so far, you'd just have to squat to sit.

Williams: Watch it!

Band member 1: Calm down, Hayley.

Band member 2: C'mon. Let's go.

[Williams backs away reluctantly.]

Gellar: Yeah, that's right! Go, you pansies.

Jules: Sarah, this is not your time.

Gellar: My time? It's always my time! And if you ain't got time for me, you better make time! Get used to that!

Jules: Please! What was that anyway? Why'd you have to do that to Scarlett?

Gellar: Nobody cares about that plastic enhanced, bleach blonde piece of crap anyway.

Brittany Snow: (grabs the end of her hair and shows it to Jules) Natural.

Gellar: They aren't here to see her. They're here to see us! And we did that because that was a statement! That was a statement to everyone in NOVA. You know, there are three things that I don't like. One: I don't like stupid people...which for one, you are. Two: I don't like ugly people which, again, you are. And most importantly, I don't like being ignored!

Jules: But how are you being ignored?

Gellar: Oh...my...God.....Becky! Are you really that much of an idiot? I suppose you are. The PTB, you buffoon! Let me ask you something. Did you see me or Brittany in that meeting earlier? Let me answer that for you since you're too much of a dope to figure that one out. No, you didn't. You only saw Larisa there. And why is that you ask? (Gellar pauses.) Well? Ask!

Jules: Okay, and why is...

Gellar: Because they are afraid of us! They know that we will dominate this pathetic organization. They know that we would walk away with every stinking title, and they don't want that!
Jules: But Larisa does have a chance at winning the title...

Larisa Oleynik: Chance? Let me tell you something. I don't have a chance. (Brittany Snow starts stroking on Jules' hair. Jules tries to swat her away but she ignores her.) I have a destiny. Sarah's right, that was a statement sent out to all of NOVA. That's what we're going to do to each and every one of those girls in the back. Some people care about wins and losses. You see, we don't. We already know we're the best. What we're just missing is the proof. If this PTB, or whatever you call them, were smart, then they would just hand us the belt so we wouldn't have to hurt any of these pretty little girls in the back.

Jules: Brittany?

Gellar: I will NOT be ignored!

[Gellar leaves the screen in a huff. Larisa threatens to punch Jules which causes her to flinch before she takes off, and Brittany just stands behind Jules still stroking her hair.]

Jules: Back to you, Tony.

(Jules tries to swat her away again but is responded by a ?how dare you? look from Brittany. The camera goes back to the announce table with Tony and Bruce.)

Tony: What a disgusting act of cowardice!

Bruce: That, Tony, that was a statement! That was planned right from the start! That was organized! That was a message to all of NOVA ?We are the best. Do NOT mess with us!?

Tony: Certainly, that will send shock waves throughout NOVA headquarters. I don't think that's how the PTB wanted to start things off here, and I certainly don't doubt there will be some repercussions later on for this.

Bruce: After seeing that, I can see Larisa's gonna win that tourney, I'll tell ya. You can't be a champion without a mean streak, and that shows she has no fear of any one or any consequences!

[Back to the ring for the introductions of the next bout.]

TAG MATCH:
Christine Taylor/Kaley Cuoco vs.
Eliza Dushku/Jennifer Love Hewitt

[End of match:]

Kaley Cuoco misses with a clothesline.
Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco with a kick.
Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco with a hiptoss.
Eliza Dushku covers Kaley Cuoco.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, kickout.
Eliza Dushku nails Kaley Cuoco with a Russian legsweep.
Eliza Dushku attempts to place Kaley Cuoco on the turnbuckle, but Kaley Cuoco
blocks it.
Eliza Dushku executes a bodyslam on Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku hits a forearm to the back on Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku whips Kaley Cuoco into the ropes.
Kaley Cuoco hits Eliza Dushku with an elbow.
Christine Taylor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor whip Eliza Dushku into the ropes.
They hit Eliza Dushku with a double backdrop.
Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor whip Eliza Dushku into the ropes.
They hit Eliza Dushku with a double backdrop.
Christine Taylor nails Eliza Dushku with a dropkick.
Kaley Cuoco takes Eliza Dushku down with a crucifix.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.

Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor defeated
Eliza Dushku and Jennifer Love Hewitt
when Cuoco pinned Dushku after a crucifix in 0:16:15.

Tony: Once again here are the rules for the round robin tournament: Two groups with five wrestlers each. A win gives 2 points, a draw gives 1, and nothing for a loss. The winner of each group will compete in a 30 minute Ironwoman match to determine the first ever NOVA World Champion. Here are the groupings:

[A graphic on the screen shows up with the groupings as Tony reads them off]

GROUP A:
Kristen Bell
Lacey Chabert
Renee Olstead
Hayden Panettiere
Kirsten Storms

[Group B is then shown with Bruce Campbell reading off the participants.]

GROUP B:
Renee O'Connor
Larisa Oleynik
Lindsey Shaw
Alessandra Torresani
Hayley Williams

Bruce: Wait a second! What's O'Connor doing in this tournament?

Tony: She was in the meeting earlier. Didn't you notice?

Bruce: No, I was too busy bribing Jules not to sue me! Dang it! I got money on Larisa. Renee's gonna kick my ass if she finds out!

Tony: You've got money? Oh, man! Let's go to the ring! Money? Seriously?

Bruce: Five G's. Just don't tell Renee! Okay?

Tony: Sure, I wouldn't tell anyone anything that's on live tv.

Bruce: Good.

[The ring announcer makes the introductions.]

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT GROUP A:
Lacey Chabert vs.
Renee Olstead

[End of Match:]

Renee Olstead hits a backbreaker on Lacey Chabert.
Renee Olstead gets a headscissors submission on Lacey Chabert.
Lacey Chabert tries to escape the hold.
Lacey Chabert is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Lacey Chabert tries to fight the pain.
Lacey Chabert summons one last burst of energy.
Lacey Chabert is barely hanging in there.
Lacey Chabert is writhing in pain.
Helen Hunt asks Lacey Chabert if she's still there.
Lacey Chabert nods.
Helen Hunt checks Lacey Chabert's arm.
She lifts it... it falls.
She lifts it... it falls.
She lifts it... it stays up !
Lacey Chabert fights her way out of the hold after 46 seconds.
Lacey Chabert kicks Renee Olstead.
Renee Olstead chops Lacey Chabert.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Renee Olstead chops Lacey Chabert.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Renee Olstead executes the GERMAN SUPLEX on Lacey Chabert.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Renee Olstead pinned Lacey Chabert
with the GERMAN SUPLEX in 0:08:31.

Tony: Ladies and gentlemen, we have received word that they have taken Scarlett Johansson to the hospital and apparently there has been some extensive damage to her leg. We don't know what the extent is but we will keep you updated if anything else comes along. Also, we have received word that the PTB WILL be disciplining Sarah, Larisa and Brittany for their actions tonight, and what that is will be announced at our next NOVA event.

Bruce: Discipline them for what? They didn't do anything wrong. Who knows what Scarlett said to them. She probably got what she deserved.

Tony: Would you stop! That was a blatant attack with the intent to injure her!

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Season 1, Episode 1 (cont.)

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT GROUP B:
Lindsey Shaw vs.
Renee O'Connor

[End of match:]

Renee O'Connor sends Lindsey Shaw into the turnbuckle, but Lindsey Shaw
reverses it.
Lindsey Shaw runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Renee O'Connor
moves out of the way.
Renee O'Connor chops Lindsey Shaw.
Renee O'Connor punches Lindsey Shaw.
Renee O'Connor is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Renee O'Connor chops Lindsey Shaw.
Lindsey Shaw chops Renee O'Connor.
Lindsey Shaw is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Lindsey Shaw hits Renee O'Connor.
Lindsey Shaw hits a front-layout suplex on Renee O'Connor.
Lindsey Shaw whips Renee O'Connor into the ropes, but Renee O'Connor
reverses it.
Lindsey Shaw hits Renee O'Connor with an elbow.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a kick to the head, but Renee O'Connor
ducks out of the way.
Renee O'Connor takes Lindsey Shaw down with a spinebuster bomb.
Renee O'Connor runs into the ropes.
Renee O'Connor hits Lindsey Shaw with a kick.
Renee O'Connor takes Lindsey Shaw down with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on Renee O'Connor.
Renee O'Connor throws Lindsey Shaw into the turnbuckle.
Renee O'Connor executes the DOUBLE KNEEPAT on Lindsey Shaw.
Renee O'Connor is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Renee O'Connor goes for the pin.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is cheering on Renee O'Connor.

Renee O'Connor pinned Lindsey Shaw
with the DOUBLE KNEEPAT in 0:04:32.

Bruce: I'm going to the ring, Tony!

[Bruce leaves the announce table.]

Tony: As Bruce heads down to the ring to get a word in with Renee O'Connor, I want to remind everyone that next time on NOVA we're going to have a huge 6-woman tag team main event when Christine Taylor, Kirsten Storms and Kaley Cuoco take on Vanessa Lengies, Melissa Joan Hart and the woman in the ring right now with Bruce, Renee O'Connor. Take it away, Bruce.

Bruce: Thank you, Tony. Renee! Hey, it's good to see ya again! Congratulations on your victory.

Renee O'Connor: (huffing) Thanks Bruce baby, but I couldn't have done it without all these roc-ette's out here! (Points to the fans.) Like that, huh? Made it up myself. You know, Lindsey's a great fighter and all. She's going to do well but unfortunately she ended up in the same grouping as me, and like her, everyone's gonna fall 1, 2, 3! (Spinning to the crowd) AIN'T THAT RIGHT!

Bruce: Well, good luck in the tournament, Renee. And again it's good to see you...

Renee: Whoa! Hold on a second, there, Tex. We ain't done yet. I...I heard you've recently developed a little bit of psychic abilities...

Tony: Ut oh.

Renee: ...a little clairvoyance, a bit of a glimpse into the future if you will...you've become a regular Diana Ross haven't you?

Bruce: Diana?

Tony: I think she means Dionne Warwick.

Renee: (With a stern look) I think you know what I'm talking about.

Bruce: Uhhhh....

Renee: C'mon now, Bruce. We've been friends for a long time, right? Gaze into that crystal ball once more and tell me what you see?

Bruce: I see....I see....uhh...YOU! You wearing the gold...and me forgetting you were invited to the tournament!

Tony: What a coward!

Renee: That's right Brucey! Tell it like you want me to believe it!

[Renee O'Connor leaves the ring with Bruce wiping the sweat off his brow. Cut to a promo introducing NOVA and the finals of the world championship tournament.]

Tony: Great job, Bruce.

Bruce: Yeah, I'm definitely gonna get my ass kicked later on.

Tony: You'd probably enjoy it way too much.

Bruce: Not when I'm five grand lighter in the pocket!

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT GROUP A:
Hayden Panettiere vs.
Kirsten Storms

[End of match:]

Kirsten Storms uses a fist to the midsection on Hayden Panettiere.
Kirsten Storms attempts to place Hayden Panettiere on the turnbuckle, but
Hayden Panettiere blocks it.
Kirsten Storms goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Hayden Panettiere
counters it with a go-behind.
Kirsten Storms re-reverses it.
Kirsten Storms goes for a Blue Thunder Bomb, but Hayden Panettiere blocks it.
Hayden Panettiere takes Kirsten Storms down with a back elbow.
Hayden Panettiere runs into the ropes.
Hayden Panettiere executes a clothesline on Kirsten Storms.
Hayden Panettiere is going for the cover.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, kickout.
Hayden Panettiere gets a choke lift on Kirsten Storms.
Helen Hunt warns Hayden Panettiere to let go.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three, four.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Helen Hunt warns Hayden Panettiere.
The crowd is giving Hayden Panettiere a standing ovation.
Hayden Panettiere runs into the ropes.
Hayden Panettiere hits Kirsten Storms with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hayden Panettiere hits a sidewalk slam on Kirsten Storms.
Hayden Panettiere runs into the ropes.
Hayden Panettiere takes Kirsten Storms down with a swinging neckbreaker.
The chants for Hayden Panettiere are deafening.
Hayden Panettiere is going for the cover.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Hayden Panettiere all the way.

Hayden Panettiere pinned Kirsten Storms
after a swinging neckbreaker in 0:11:10.

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: ALESSANDRA TORRESANI

[Jules Asner is backstage with Alessandra Torresani.]

Jules: Alessandra, tonight you'll go up against another rising star such as yourself in Hayley Williams. Your thoughts on tonight's match?

Torresani: Jules, I don't care who it is that I have to go through to get to the NOVA world title. That is what I am here for. I'm not here to make a name for myself. That's already done. I have the upmost respect for Hayley but believe me, she is not going to stand in my way in my way to get that gold. After all, that's what it is all about, right? It's not about fame. It's not about fortune. It's about being the best, and I am here because I AM the best. They chose me, not Jennifer Love Hewitt, not Scarlett Johansson, not Britney Spears - sorry, I mean Brittany Snow, it's kinda hard to not mix those two up, you know - and especially not that punk Sarah...Michelle...Gellar. They chose me: Alessandra Torresani, your future world champion.

Jules: Good luck to you, Alessandra.

Torresani: Thanks, Jules.

[Alessandra Torresani walks off and heads towards the ring.]

Jules: Certainly, with that type of intensity, she's got to be one of the favorites to win this one. Back to you Tony.

Bruce: Favorites? I don't think so. You know who I think is going to win?

Tony: Let me guess. Is it Larisa or Renee?

Bruce: I don't know yet. I'm trying to figure out if five grand is worth rooting for Larisa for or...

Tony: Or what?

Bruce: Oh man...Renee's gonna kick my ass for this, isn't she?

Tony: I wouldn't blame her.

Bruce: Hey Tony, can you walk me to the car tonight?

Tony: (Sighing) Only you.

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

MAIN EVENT:
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT GROUP B:
Alessandra Torresani vs.
Hayley Williams

[End of match:]

Hayley Williams hits Alessandra Torresani with a shoulderblock.
Hayley Williams sends Alessandra Torresani into the turnbuckle, but
Alessandra Torresani reverses it.
Alessandra Torresani hits Hayley Williams.
Alessandra Torresani chops Hayley Williams.
Alessandra Torresani throws Hayley Williams out of the ring.
Lea Thompson counts: one, two, three, four, Hayley Williams reenters the ring.
Alessandra Torresani throws Hayley Williams out of the ring.
Alessandra Torresani goes outside.
Alessandra Torresani throws Hayley Williams into the ringsteps.
Lea Thompson counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Lea Thompson counts: 2.
Alessandra Torresani executes a forearm to the back on Hayley Williams.
Alessandra Torresani throws Hayley Williams into the guardrail.
Lea Thompson counts: 3.
Lea Thompson counts: 4.
Alessandra Torresani knocks Hayley Williams into the ringsteps.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alessandra Torresani.
Hayley Williams is busted wide open.
Alessandra Torresani takes Hayley Williams down with a powerslam.
Alessandra Torresani reenters the ring.
Hayley Williams rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Alessandra Torresani takes Hayley Williams down with a roundhouse right.
Alessandra Torresani uses a side suplex on Hayley Williams.
Alessandra Torresani runs into the ropes.
Alessandra Torresani executes the JUMPING FRONT KICK on Hayley Williams.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alessandra Torresani.
Alessandra Torresani goes for the pin.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Alessandra Torresani pinned Hayley Williams
with the JUMPING FRONT KICK in 0:16:43.

Tony: Alessandra picks up the victory! Join us next time on NOVA. For Bruce Campbell and Jules Asner, I'm Tony Schiavone. Good night!

[An image showing the 2010 NOVA Sports copyright is flashed on the screen as Torresani celebrates with the fans.]

Bruce: Don't forget to walk with me back to the car!

[ROCStorm]

Season 1, Episode 2
NOVA Arena
Hollywood, CA

[Sarah Michelle Gellar is lacing up her boots in the locker room when Brittany Snow barges in.]

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Oh, hey Brit. (Concerned) What's up?

Brittany Snow: Sarah, we got a problem.

Sarah: (Unconcerned) Yeah, what is it?

Brittany: We've got a match tonight.

Sarah: Yeah, so?

Brittany: You don't understand. It's against each other.

Sarah: (Sarah hears the crowd cheer, and looks up. Now she's concerned again) What do mean against each other?

Brittany: The PTB! They put us in a match against each other!

Sarah: (Going back to check the laces on her boots.) You're crazy!

Brittany: Apparently it's some sort of punishment they're dealing us.

Sarah: You're serious. Aren't you? (Brittany nods) Listen, don't worry about it. I'll go to talk to them, and get this thing straightened out. Okay? It's probably just some mistake.

(Sarah leaves the locker room leaving Brittany. Brittany strokes back her hair still distraught.)

Brittany: Crap!

(The camera cuts to the announcer's table with Tony Schiavone and Bruce Campbell at the helm. Bruce is still shaking his head in disbelief.)

Tony Schiavone: Welcome once again to NOVA! I'm Tony Schiavone and with me is...a rather...upset...for lack of a better word, Bruce Campbell.

Bruce Campbell: Upset? Upset doesn't cut it! Wow, can you believe that? They're actually going to go through with it? I figured the PTB would just slap them with a fine or something. Twenty bucks should've been enough!

Tony: And now, let's go down to the ring for our first event. Did you say twenty bucks?

Bruce: Okay, maybe twenty-five. It was kind of harsh.

SINGLES MATCH
Alexis Bledel vs.
Eliza Dushku

[End Of Match:]

Alexis Bledel goes for a kick to the head, but Eliza Dushku
ducks out of the way.
Eliza Dushku whips Alexis Bledel into the ropes.
Alexis Bledel hits a clothesline on Eliza Dushku.
Alexis Bledel goes for a choke against the ropes, but Eliza Dushku blocks it.
Eliza Dushku hits a kneebreaker on Alexis Bledel.
Eliza Dushku hits Alexis Bledel with a forearm smash.
Eliza Dushku hits Alexis Bledel with a forearm to the back.
Eliza Dushku executes an armdrag takedown on Alexis Bledel.
Eliza Dushku nails Alexis Bledel with a somersault slam.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Eliza Dushku nails Alexis Bledel with an arm trap neckbreaker.
Eliza Dushku hits a headlock takedown on Alexis Bledel.
Eliza Dushku goes for a double kneepat, but Alexis Bledel blocks it.
Alexis Bledel hits a dropkick on Eliza Dushku.
Alexis Bledel runs into the ropes.
Alexis Bledel nails Eliza Dushku with a clothesline.
Alexis Bledel hits a stomp on Eliza Dushku.
Alexis Bledel nails Eliza Dushku with a dropkick.
Alexis Bledel uses a monkey flip on Eliza Dushku.
Alexis Bledel hits a Hotshot on Eliza Dushku.
The crowd is behind Alexis Bledel all the way.
Alexis Bledel locks Eliza Dushku in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Eliza Dushku makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 8 seconds.
Alexis Bledel executes the SUNSET POWERBOMB on Eliza Dushku.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Alexis Bledel are deafening.

Alexis Bledel pinned Eliza Dushku
with the SUNSET POWERBOMB in 0:14:19.

(Sarah's wondering down the hallway looking for someone to talk to. She starts opening doors as she goes along.)

Sarah: Hello? Anyone seen the PTB? Hello?

(Sarah gets to a third door and opens it. There's a shriek from within.)

Sarah: Whoa! Sorry!

(Sarah quickly shuts the door, and shivers from what she saw. Sarah sees NOVA referee Lea Thompson walking by.)

Sarah: Hey! (Sarah looks back at the door and shivers again before turning her attention back to Lea.) Hey, Lea, you know where I can find the PTB?

Lea Thompson: Sorry. Don't know.

Sarah: Or even where someone associated with them is? (Lea just shrugs her shoulders.) Okay, listen. Maybe you can help.

Lea: Okay, I'll do what I can.

Sarah: Listen, Brittany Snow told me that they got me booked in a match....AGAINST her. Now, there obviously has to be some sort of mistake. Me and Brit...you see...we're friends. We don't wrestle each other. This whole one-on-one against my friends? Yeah, not going to happen. Please tell me this isn't happening and she was mistaken.

Lea: What? You and Brittany?

Sarah: Yeah.

Lea: One-on-one?

Sarah: Yeah.

Lea: Oh, she's definitely mistaken.

Sarah: Oh, good, I thought we were going to be like having to go up against each other and I was going to have to totally hurt somebody if that was the case.

Lea: No. No. It's a tag match you two are in.

Sarah: (relieved) Oh. Okay. That's cool. Otherwise, you know, I'd hate to have to hurt you again. No hard feelings. You know? Listen, about that incident last time. Yeah, sorry about that.

Lea: (nervously) Right.

Sarah: Yeah, okay. Now we got that out of the way, who are me and Brit fighting?

Lea: I said it was a tag match. I didn't say you were on the same team.

Sarah: What?! But you said...

Lea: I said you weren't going one-on-one against Brittany. You're still going up against Brittany but in a tag match. (Sarah looks up. There's those damn fans again!) It's going to be Brittany Snow teaming up with Renee Olstead against you and...oh, and there's your partner now. I was just coming to get you.

(Sarah turns around to see Amanda Bynes walking up. The crowd roars their approval which Sarah hears in the background. She looks really annoyed at them now. Lea scampers away while Sarah's distracted just to make sure that's Amanda's in between them so Sarah doesn't go ballistic on her.)

Amanda Bynes: There ya are, ol' buddy! (Amanda put her arm around Sarah's shoulder.) Just trying to find you.

Sarah: (Swatting away Amanda's arm) Get your hands off me!

Amanda: Whoa! That's no way to treat your partner!

Sarah: You're NOT my partner! Don't ever say...(Sarah turns and points to Lea.) You! This is your fault!

Lea: (holding her hands up) Hey, I'm just going by what the PTB tells me. I didn't schedule this. They did.

Sarah: Freaking coward! I thought you said you didn't know where the PTB was.

Lea: I don't.

Sarah: Then how do you talk to them?

Lea: I don't. (Holding up her cell phone) Text message.

(Sarah threatens to go after Lea but Amanda puts her arm back around her, and leads her towards the ring.

Amanda: C'mon buddy, we have a match to win!

Sarah: (Yelling at Lea): Just be glad you're not reffing this match or I'll shove that phone up your ass!

Lea: Ah, crap!

(Cut to the ring announcer making the introductions.)

Bruce: I don't believe this!

Tony: Aparently that was the punishment the PTB was handing out to Gellar and Snow.

Bruce: That's ridiculous, Tony! You can't force two friends to be in opposite corners!

Tony: And there's no telling what they have in store for Larisa!

TAG MATCH:
Amanda Bynes & Sarah Michelle Gellar vs.
Brittany Snow & Renee Olstead

(Amanda Bynes and Sarah Michelle Gellar are arguing, as are Brittany Snow and Renee Olstead.)

Tony: Look at that. Bynes is telling Gellar she has to start the match!

Bruce: And Brittany doesn't want to get in there with her, and who could blame her. This is wrong!

Tony: Looks like it is going to be Olstead and Bynes starting things off...

[In-match side notes: Brittany Snow and Sarah Michelle Gellar refuse to tag in while the other is in the ring. Amanda, however, does force Gellar in at one point but Snow immediately tags out to Olstead.]

[End of match:]

Renee Olstead nails Sarah Michelle Gellar with a Hotshot.
Renee Olstead runs into the ropes.
Renee Olstead goes for a high knee but Sarah Michelle Gellar
ducks out of the way.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits a flying forearm on Renee Olstead.
Lea Thompson counts: one, two, kickout.
Sarah Michelle Gellar uses a roundhouse right on Renee Olstead.
Sarah Michelle Gellar uses a kick to the midsection on Renee Olstead.
Sarah Michelle Gellar executes a kick to the midsection on Renee Olstead.
Sarah Michelle Gellar chops Renee Olstead.
Renee Olstead hits Sarah Michelle Gellar.
The crowd erupts.
Renee Olstead chops Sarah Michelle Gellar.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Renee Olstead chops Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Renee Olstead runs into the ropes.
Renee Olstead goes for a flying forearm, but Sarah Michelle Gellar
pulls Lea Thompson in front of her.
Lea Thompson disqualifies Sarah Michelle Gellar.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Renee Olstead.
Amanda Bynes and Sarah Michelle Gellar are going at it.
Brittany Snow attacks Renee Olstead from behind.
Brittany Snow throws Renee Olstead out of the ring.
Brittany Snow attacks Amanda Bynes from behind.
Brttany Snow and Sarah Michelle Gellar are beating down Amanda Bynes.
Kristen Bell runs to the ring.
The crowd erupts.
Kristen Bell hits Brittany Snow.
Kristen Bell takes Sarah Michelle Gellar down with a right hand.
Kristen Bell hits Brittany Snow with a clothesline.
Brittany Snow falls out of the ring.
Kristen Bell goes after Sarah Michelle Gellar but
Sarah Michelle Gellar ducks out of the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar heads up the ramp.
Brittany Snow follows behind.
The crowd erupts.

Renee Olstead and Brittany Snow defeated
Amanda Bynes and Sarah Michelle Gellar
when Olstead defeated Gellar by disqualification in 0:04:25.

Tony: Thank God for Kristen Bell! Once again, Gellar and Snow show us what a classless individuals they are.

Bruce: Can you blame them? The PTB put them in a corner and they did the only they could: Fight back! You don't put a wild beast in a corner or in a trap or else you're asking for trouble! They had no choice but to protect themselves! Simple animalistic instinct! I think the PTB may have taken a bigger bite than they can chew, Tony!

Tony: Indeed. There is no doubt that Sarah and Brittany were running on animalistic instinct. Only they just tucked tail and ran!

Bruce: No they didn't, Tony.

Tony: Anyway, let's now take a look at the World Championship Tournament standings.

[A graphic shows the Block A Standings.]

Tony: In group A Renee Olstead and Hayden Panettiere won their matches and lead with two points while everyone else is sitting at zero.

[The graphics changes to the Block B Standings.]

Bruce: And in Block B, Renee O'Connor and Alessandra Torresani scored the victories and earned themselves the two points as well. I tell ya, Larisa gonna sweep through this thing and be our first and probably only champion ever!

Tony: I thought it was Renee.

Bruce: I don't know anymore! Tony, lend me five grand. I have another bet to make!

Tony: NO!

[Backstage, Larisa Oleynik is walking down the hallway making her way towards the ring with a confident smirk on her face. However, she suddenly stops dead in her tracks. The smile is gone as it is apparent that she sees something she doesn't like. The camera turns to show Alexis Bledel in a referee's uniform.]

Larisa Oleynik: (clinching her fist) You've got to be kidding me. (Sarcastically) Congratulations on your match earlier.

Alexis Bledel: (with a smile) Gee. Thanks. That really means alot coming from you. Now, I know what you're thinking, and before you even lay a hand on me, let me tell you this: (Alexis gets in Larisa's face, and gives her a stern look.) I'm going to forget about this nasty little bump on my head you girls gave me for right now. The PTB is taking this tournament very seriously, and I've promised them that I would referee this match straight down the middle. However, if you even lay one finger on me, not only will you be disqualified from this match, the PTB will kick you out of the tournament all together! Got it?

[Alexis gives a little smirk before heading off.]

Larisa: God, I hate her!

[The camera goes back to Tony and Bruce. Bruce is banging his head on the desk.]

Bruce: Why? Why? Why?

Tony: Wow! What a turn of events. When the PTB said there were going to be consequences, they weren't joking around. Were they?

Bruce: Shut up, Tony! I'm not in the mood!

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT BLOCK B
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Alexis Bledel
Alessandra Torresani (1-0, 2 pts) vs.
Larisa Oleynik (0-0, 0 pts)

[End of match:]

Alessandra Torresani hits Larisa Oleynik with a forearm smash.
Alessandra Torresani executes a hiptoss on Larisa Oleynik.
Alessandra Torresani is going for the pin.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Alessandra Torresani runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alessandra Torresani with a back elbow.
Larisa Oleynik is going for the cover.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, kickout.
Larisa Oleynik glares at Alexis Bledel.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alessandra Torresani with a fist to the midsection.
Larisa Oleynik takes Alessandra Torresani down with a kneelift.
Larisa Oleynik uses a faceslam on Alessandra Torresani.
Larisa Oleynik runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alessandra Torresani with a clothesline.
Larisa Oleynik goes for a kick to the midsection, but Alessandra Torresani
blocks it.
Alessandra Torresani nails Larisa Oleynik with an elbowsmash.
Alessandra Torresani gets a choke lift on Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel warns Alessandra Torresani to let go.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three, four.
Alessandra Torresani gets a double reverse chinlock on Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Larisa Oleynik is struggling to reach the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik reaches the ropes after 13 seconds.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alessandra Torresani with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Larisa Oleynik runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alessandra Torresani with a clothesline.
Larisa Oleynik covers Alessandra Torresani.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Larisa Oleynik complains about a slow count.
Alexis Bledel says it was only a two.
Larisa Oleynik threatens to hit Alexis Bledel.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik of the consequences.
Larisa Oleynik points a finger at Alexis Bledel.
Alessandra Torresani runs into the ropes.
Alessandra Torresani executes the JUMPING FRONT KICK on Larisa Oleynik.
The crowd is really behind Alessandra Torresani.
Alessandra Torresani goes for the pin.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is really behind Alessandra Torresani.

Alessandra Torresani pinned Larisa Oleynik
with the JUMPING FRONT KICK in 0:14:24.

[ROCStorm]

Bruce: That was a travesty! How could Larisa wrestle with her in the ring? Bledel was a distraction the entire match! She didn't even check her boots! Those boots were loaded! It had Iron Shiek written all over them, and you know it!

Tony: Instead, Torresani defeats Oleynik and Bruce has lost all his money on the books!

Bruce: That's five grand I had on her!

Tony: At least there's still Renee.

Bruce: Yeah, but five grand!

[Camera cuts backstage where Renee O'Connor and Melissa Joan Hart are going over their game plans.]

Melissa Joan Hart: Yeah, but don't we need to wait on Vanessa?

Renee O'Connor: Listen, if she's not here right now, I don't think we can really depend on her to be much help. It's practically going to be just us two. (Renee looks up.) Well, look who just showed up.

[Vanessa storms into the room with a Canadian flag resting on her shoulder.]

Vanessa: Vous deux sont si heureux faire l'?quipe avec moi dans ce match. Si c'?tait en haut ? moi, je ne serais pas pris mort avec vous deux! Oui, je combattrai avec vous ce soir mais vous mieux regardez vos dos et ne me d?rangez pas!

[Renee and Melissa watch as Vanessa leaves the room.]

Melissa: What'd she say?

Renee: Don't look at me. I don't speak Klingon.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT BLOCK A
Kristen Bell (0-0, 0 pts) vs.
Lacey Chabert (0-1, 0 pts)

[End of match:]

Lacey Chabert throws Kristen Bell into the turnbuckle.
Lacey Chabert takes Kristen Bell down with a kick to the midsection.
Lacey Chabert takes Kristen Bell down with a series of punches.
Lacey Chabert hits Kristen Bell with a back elbow.
Lacey Chabert nails Kristen Bell with a clothesline.
Lacey Chabert takes Kristen Bell down with a Flatliner.
Lacey Chabert takes Kristen Bell down with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Lacey Chabert whips Kristen Bell into the ropes.
Kristen Bell misses with a shoulderblock.
Lacey Chabert goes for a chokehold, but Kristen Bell blocks it.
Kristen Bell hits Lacey Chabert.
Lacey Chabert kicks Kristen Bell.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Lacey Chabert chops Kristen Bell.
Lacey Chabert chops Kristen Bell.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Lacey Chabert nails Kristen Bell with a kneelift.
Lacey Chabert hits Kristen Bell with a Flatliner.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Lacey Chabert hits Kristen Bell with a powerslam.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Lacey Chabert goes for an armbar submission, but Kristen Bell blocks it.
Kristen Bell hits Lacey Chabert with a chop.
Kristen Bell uses a dropkick on Lacey Chabert.
Kristen Bell throws Lacey Chabert into the turnbuckle.
Kristen Bell gives her a chop, but Lacey Chabert doesn't even care.
Lacey Chabert nails Kristen Bell with a power bomb.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Lacey Chabert puts Kristen Bell in an armbar submission.
Kristen Bell is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kristen Bell is inching her way towards the ropes.
Kristen Bell gets ahold of the ropes after 14 seconds.
Lacey Chabert executes the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER on Kristen Bell.
Lacey Chabert goes for the pin.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, three.

Lacey Chabert pinned Kristen Bell
with the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER in 0:06:28.

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: LINDSEY SHAW

[Jules Asner is backstage with Lindsey Shaw]

Jules Asner: Lindsey, you suffered a loss during your first match (Lindsey looks at Jules angrily) as did your opponent Hayley Williams. How do you come back after that knowing that this match could possibly eliminate you from this tournament?

Lindsey Shaw: Jules, you really know how to piss me off, don't you? I did not lose. I am NOT a LOSER! Got it? I just suffered a setback. I beat myself. I didn't take Renee O'Connor serious enough, and it was my fault. No more! Tonight I go against Hayley Williams, and from the looks of things so far, she's a better singer than a wrestler, and that's not saying much. I am going to out out there tonight, and I am going to dominate this match, and I am going to dominate the rest of this tournament. I can't afford any more setbacks, and there will not BE any more setbacks. These girls are tough, granted, and it's not going to be easy. I am focused on Hayley Williams, and Hayley Williams alone. I am going to beat her in the middle of the ring 1-2-3, and she will be the one struggling from here on out!

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT BLOCK B
Lindsey Shaw (0-1, 0 pts) vs.
Hayley Williams (0-1, 0 pts)

Hayley Williams whips Lindsey Shaw into the ropes.
Lindsey Shaw executes a clothesline on Hayley Williams.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a dropkick, but Hayley Williams side-steps and
Lindsey Shaw only hits air.
Lindsey Shaw springs to her feet.
Lindsey Shaw takes Hayley Williams down with a spin kick.
Lindsey Shaw executes a jumping side kick on Hayley Williams.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Lindsey Shaw.
Lindsey Shaw runs into the ropes.
Hayley Williams goes for a kick to the face, but Lindsey Shaw blocks it.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Hayley Williams
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hayley Williams uses a dropkick to the knee on Lindsey Shaw.
Hayley Williams goes for a back elbow, but Lindsey Shaw ducks out of the way.
Lindsey Shaw executes a powerslam on Hayley Williams.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Lindsey Shaw whips Hayley Williams into the ropes.
Hayley Williams misses with an elbow.
Lindsey Shaw misses with a clothesline.
Hayley Williams misses with a clothesline.
Lindsey Shaw misses with a clothesline.
Hayley Williams misses with a shoulderblock.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Hayley Williams
ducks out of the way.
Hayley Williams nails Lindsey Shaw with a flying cross body press.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, kickout.
Hayley Williams sets up Lindsey Shaw on the turnbuckle.
Hayley Williams executes a top-rope Frankensteiner on Lindsey Shaw.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hayley Williams runs into the ropes.
Hayley Williams goes for a leg lariat, but Lindsey Shaw ducks out of the way.
Lindsey Shaw hits Hayley Williams with a powerslam.
Meg Ryan counts: One, kickout.
Lindsey Shaw executes the FLYING FOREARM on Hayley Williams.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Lindsey Shaw all the way.

Lindsey Shaw pinned Hayley Williams
with the FLYING FOREARM in 0:13:38.

Tony: Big win for Lindsey Shaw. A loss tonight, like she said puts a big damper on her chances in advancing to the finals.

Bruce: Indeed, and such is the case for Hayley Williams who is now sporting o-fer in the points column after two attempts.

Tony: So here are the updated standings after tonight: In group A: Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere and Renee Olstead all have 2 points while Kirsten Storms and KristenBell have none.

Bruce: And Alessandra Torresani takes the lead in Block B with 4 points, Renee O'Connor and Lindsey Shaw each have 2, while Hayley Williams and Larisa...oh hell, I'm out five grand!

[Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor are in the locker room.]

Christine Taylor: C'mon, this six woman tag match is going to be huge!

Kaley Cuoco: I know but we really need to be focusing on teaming with each other. The PTB say the tag team tournament will be like just around the corner.

Christine: Just think of this as a tune-up, Kaley. We need to get all the experience we can get.

Kaley: I know. I know. But can we really trust K-Storm?

Christine: K-Storm?

Kaley: Yeah, Kirsten Storms. That's what she calling herself now. She's obviously a weak link on this team. I mean, she did lose a match to a twelve year old after all.

Christine: A twelve year old?

Kaley: Yeah, Hayden. You remember.

Christine: Oh yeah. Hey, wait! Hayden's not twelve!

Kaley: She's not?

Christine: No, she's got to be at least thirteen or fourteen. Don't you know she's on the cover of all those teen magazines?

Kaley: Oh, right!

[There's a knock on the door. Kaley opens it to find Kirsten Storms.]

Kaley: Oh, hey K-Storm.

Kirsten Storms: I told you not to call me that! (Christine glares at Kaley) Anyway, we're up next. You ready?

Christine: Ready as we'll ever be.

Kirsten: Cool. I gotta go see someone real quick and I'll be right there.

Christine: Ok, cool.

[Kaley and Christine give Kirsten the thumbs up. They watch until Kirsten gets out of sight.]

Kaley: Weak link, I tell ya.

SIX WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH
Christine Taylor, Kaley Cuoco and Kirsten Storms vs.
Melissa Joan Hart, Renee O'Connor and Vanessa Lengies

[Vanessa Lengies is in the middle of the ring with a microphone and the Canadian flag. Renee O'Connor and Hayden Panettiere are in the corner leaning as if they don't care.]

Vanessa Lengies: Je tous veux vous le gras Am?ricains laids pour lever et respectent le drapeau Canadien et chantent avec moi!

Ring announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Vanessa Lengies wishes for everyone to please rise for the singing of the Canadian National Anthem.

[The crowd boos. Vanessa starts to sing the first couple of lines then stops when the booing gets louder.]

Vanessa: SE TAIRE!

[Vanessa tries again but stops when she notices Renee pretending to yawn.]

Vanessa: (to Renee) Je vous ai averti!

[Once again, Vanessa continues to sing but is immediately interrupted when Taylor, Cuoco and Storms enter the arena.]

[End of match:]

Vanessa Lengies goes for a spinebuster slam, but Christine Taylor
counters it with a small package.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, kickout.
Christine Taylor runs into the ropes.
Christine Taylor goes for a thrust kick to the head but Vanessa Lengies ducks
out of the way.
Melissa Joan Hart enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Vanessa Lengies and Melissa Joan Hart hit Christine Taylor with a double
elbowdrop.
Melissa Joan Hart leaves the ring.
Vanessa Lengies nails Christine Taylor with a double-axhandle to the back.
The crowd is cheering on Vanessa Lengies.
Vanessa Lengies nails Christine Taylor with a flying lariat.
Vanessa Lengies is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Vanessa Lengies tags out to Melissa Joan Hart.
Melissa Joan Hart whips Christine Taylor into the turnbuckle.
Melissa Joan Hart charges in with a flying forearm, but Christine Taylor lifts
her leg.
Christine Taylor tags out to Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor hit Melissa Joan Hart with a double
vertical suplex.
Christine Taylor leaves the ring.
Kaley Cuoco executes a fireman's carry on Melissa Joan Hart.
Kaley Cuoco uses a clothesline on Melissa Joan Hart.
Melissa Joan Hart springs to her feet.
Melissa Joan Hart executes an elbowsmash on Kaley Cuoco.
Melissa Joan Hart tags out to Vanessa Lengies.
Melissa Joan Hart nails Kaley Cuoco with a knee to the face.
Vanessa Lengies goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Kaley Cuoco
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Melissa Joan Hart leaves the ring.
Kaley Cuoco whips Vanessa Lengies into the ropes.
Vanessa Lengies misses with a clothesline.
Kaley Cuoco goes for a dropkick, but Vanessa Lengies side-steps and Kaley Cuoco
only hits air.
Vanessa Lengies throws Kaley Cuoco out of the ring.
Vanessa Lengies goes out after her.
Vanessa Lengies grabs the Canadian flag.
Vanessa Lengies spears Kaley Cuoco with the flag.
Helen Hunt disqualifies Vanessa Lengies.
Vanessa Lengies starts choking Kaley Cuoco with the flag.
All four women pull Vanessa Lengies off of Kaley Cuoco.
Vanessa Lengies threatens them with the flag.
Vanessa Lengies flips everybody off.
Vanessa Lengies leaves waiving the flag.
All four women check on Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley Cuoco is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kirsten Storms, Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor defeated
Renee O'Connor, Vanessa Lengies and Melissa Joan Hart
when Cuoco defeated Lengies by disqualification in 0:02:06.

Tony: My God, that woman gives all Canadians a bad name!

Bruce: Like Zap Rowsdower?

Tony: Good night, everyone! Would you stop?

[The copyright message appears as the two teams continue to check on Kaley.]

[ROCStorm]

Season 1, Episode 3
NOVA Arena
Hollywood, CA

[The camera cuts to a locker room door that is partially open. Out comes two masked women with a hint of blonde hair peeking from underneath. They see the cameraman approaching and take off in the opposite direction. The cameraman opens the door to reveal Kristen Bell, who's face is covered in blood.]

Voice: Hey! Someone gets some help over here!

[Several officials and medical personel come in to check on Kristen.]

Tony Schiavone: Oh, man. This is bad.

Bruce Campbell: I can't say that I'm a big fan of hers but...

Tony: Hello, everyone, and welcome to NOVA. We do wish we could start off on a better note. Kristen Bell scheduled to take on Kirsten Storms later on tonight in the world championship tournament has been brutally attacked by two masked women.

Bruce: Hey, you can't prove they did it. It may not have even been an attack. She probably just slipped and bumped her head. They were probably going to try to find some help.

Tony: Sure, then why were they wearing masks?

Bruce: Maybe those were some sort of new mud masks things. Probably something to do with the skin. You know. To look good. Like me!

Tony: I highly doubt that.

Bruce; You saying that I don't look good?

Tony: Oh, boy. And if that wasn't enough...

[Sarah Michelle Gellar makes her way down to the ring. She stops to yell at the fans at ringside along the way.]

Bruce: She's not wearing a mask so I don't think she did it. But she probably uses one. Look how smooth her skin is.

Tony: Knowing her, she probably sent Snow and Oleynik to do the dirty work for her.

Bruce: Hey, that's slander! You ain't got no proof she's even involved!

Tony: Well, whoever did will likely feel the wrath of the PTB.

Bruce: Just like how whoever the PTB is cheated Oleynik out of her match by putting Alexis Bledel in charge last time?

Tony: That's right!

Bruce: That would be a crime too. Say, did you ever find out who the PTB is anyway, Tony?

Tony: I still don't know.

Bruce: And you call yourself a journalist?

Tony: No, I don't, actually. I'm just the play-by-play.

[Gellar gets in the ring and calls for a mic.]

Gellar: Sit down and shut up! I'm not in the mood for these games. I understand that Amanda Bynes is not here yet because I know she's too chicken to face me so I'm challenging any piece of trash in the back to come out here and fight me!

[Gellar tosses the mic aside where it is gathered by a ringside attendant. She gets into a ready stance, and beckens for someone to accept her challenge.]

Tony: Gellar's made the challenge!

Bruce: But who's it going to be? She looks pissed, and has every right to be!

Tony: Who's going to accept...It's Lacey Chabert!

[Lacey Chabert runs to the ring.]

Bruce: What?

Tony: Chabert charges the ring, and it's on! We have a full out brawl!

Bruce: Well, she call out for a piece of trash, and looks like that's what she got!

SINGLES MATCH:
Lacey Chabert vs.
Sarah Michelle Gellar

[End of match:]

Lacey Chabert chops Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Lacey Chabert kicks Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Lacey Chabert runs into the ropes.
Lacey Chabert hits Sarah Michelle Gellar with a kick.
Lacey Chabert takes Sarah Michelle Gellar down with an elbowdrop.
Lacey Chabert goes for a chokehold, but Sarah Michelle Gellar counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits Lacey Chabert with a kick to the midsection.
Sarah Michelle Gellar runs into the ropes.
Lacey Chabert misses with a kick.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits Lacey Chabert with a kick.
Sarah Michelle Gellar whips Lacey Chabert into the ropes.
Sarah Michelle Gellar misses with a kick.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits a kick to the midsection on Lacey Chabert.
Sarah Michelle Gellar whips Lacey Chabert into the ropes.
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Lacey Chabert get hit with a double clothesline.
Sarah Michelle Gellar goes for a kick to the midsection, but Lacey Chabert
blocks it.
Lacey Chabert runs into the ropes.
Lacey Chabert goes for a clothesline, but Sarah Michelle Gellar
ducks out of the way.
Sarah Michelle Gellar takes Lacey Chabert down with a flying forearm.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, kickout.
Lacey Chabert springboards up.
Lacey Chabert hits Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Lacey Chabert punches Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Lacey Chabert hits Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Sarah Michelle Gellar pokes Lacey Chabert in the eye.
Sarah Michelle Gellar executes the SNAP MARE DRIVER on Lacey Chabert.
Sarah Michelle Gellar goes for the pin.
Sarah Michelle Gellar grabs the tights for extra leverage.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, three.

Sarah Michelle Gellar pinned Lacey Chabert
with the SNAP MARE DRIVER in 0:10:40.

Bruce: Impressive win for Sarah over that piece of trash...I mean Lacey Chabert.

Tony: Hold on a second...

[Sarah Michelle Gellar calls for a microphone which the attendant gives her.]

Gellar: (Pointing to Lacey) You see that? That is what is going to happen to each and every person that pisses me off. When I...(Gellar sees Chabert rolling out of the ring.)...Hey! Where are you going? (Gellar drops the mic and goes after Chabert.)

Sarah Michelle Gellar grabs Lacey Chabert by the hair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar rams Lacey Chabert's head into the ring apron.
Sarah Michelle Gellar throws Lacey Chabert back into the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar grabs a chair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar reenters the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar waits for Lacey Chabert to get up.
Meg Ryan warns Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Sarah Michelle Gellar chases Meg Ryan out of the ring.
Lacey Chabert gets to her feet.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits Lacey Chabert in the head with the chair.
Lacey Chabert is out cold.
Lacey Chabert has been busted open.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits Lacey Chabert with a series of mounted punches.

Tony: C'mon! This has got to stop! Enough already! Someone needs to...

[Alexis Bledel comes running to the ring.]

Tony: It's Alexis Bledel!

Bruce: What's she doing out here?

[Gellar sees Bledel coming to the ring, and kicks Chabert out. Bledel and Gellar start brawling in the ring.]

Tony: Right hand by Bledel! Right hand by Bledel!

[Brittany Snow comes running to the ring. Snow attacks Bledel from behind. Bledel is getting double teamed in the corner.]

Tony: Bledel's getting mauled out there!

[Renee Olstead runs down to the ring.]

Tony: Here comes the reinforcements!

Bruce: She has no busniess being out here either!

Renee Olstead throws Sarah Michelle Gellar out of the ring.
Renee Olstead and Brittany Snow are brawling in the middle of the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar grabs the chair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar enters the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits Renee Olstead in the back with the chair.
Brittany Snow holds Renee Olstead.
Sarah Michelle Gellar goes to hit Renee Olstead with the chair
but Alexis Bledel takes it away from her.
Alexis Bledel chases Sarah Michelle Gellar out of the ring.
Renee Olstead stomps on Brittany Snow's foot.
Alexis Bledel hits Brittany Snow in the head with the chair.
Brittany Snow is out cold.
Sarah Michelle Gellar retreats backstage.

[Kristen Bell is backstage getting her head bandaged up by a medic. She still looks dazed sitting on a makeshift doctor's bed made out of a folding table.]

Doctor: There. That should hold you until...

[Kristen hops off the table.]

Doctor: Where are you going?

[Bell ignores him and heads to the ring.]

Tony: Don't know if that's a good idea or not. Kristen Bell seems to be headed this way for her match against Kirsten Storms.

Bruce: There are times when you need to just say ?hey, not tonight.?

[Kirsten Storms is in the ring with a microphone.]

Kirsten Storms: Hey, Kristen. I heard what happened to you earlier. I just want to say that I'm not into cheap victories, and as much as I want to get the win here tonight, I just don't want to get it in this way. So Kristen, if you want to call this thing off right now I'd understand. We can always do this match later on. Now that doesn't mean that I'm going to cheat everybody out of a match so if anybody in the back wants to come out and take Kristen's place, come on out.

Tony: Well, interesting turn of events here. Kirsten Storms is willing to postpone the tournament match and issues a challenge...

Bruce: Hang on there, Tony.

[Kristen Bell makes her way out to the ring.]

Tony: I was hoping Kristen would take that advice but...

Bruce: She ain't the brightest. You should know that. Even before she got knocked silly.

Storms: Hey, Kristen, we don't have to do this!

Bell: (Off mic) You did this to me!

Storms: What the hell are you talking about?

[Bell gets into the ring and starts to go after Storms but the referee steps in between them.]

Storms: Listen, if you want me to kick your ass right now, don't think I still won't do it!

[Bell charges again but the referee forces her back.]

Tony: And I guess this match will happen.

Bruce: She's an idiot, Tony! Just like you!

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ? BLOCK A
Kirsten Storms (0-1, 0 pts) vs.
Kristen Bell (0-1, 0 pts)

Alicia Keys checks on Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell shoves Alicia Keys out of the way.
Kristen Bell charges at Kirsten Storms.
Kirsten Storms punches Kristen Bell.
Kirsten Storms hits a Blue Thunder Bomb on Kristen Bell.
Kirsten Storms hooks the leg.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, three.
Kirsten Storms checks on Kristen Bell.
Alicia Keys tells Kirsten Storms to back away.
Kirsten Storms refuses.
Kirsten Storms checks on Kristen Bell again.
Kristen Bell is not moving.
Kirsten Storms calls for the EMTs
The EMTs come rushing in to check on Kristen Bell.
Kirsten Storms leaves the ring.

Kirsten Storms pinned Kristen Bell
after a Blue Thunder Bomb in 0:00:09.

Tony: These medics are really getting their work cut out for them tonight.

Bruce: More importantly, was that some sort of record?

Tony: She was brutally attacked before the match, Bruce!

Bruce: It's her own fault, Tony! The doctor said she shouldn't wrestle. She should have listened for once. Now she's in the record books for the wrong reason!

Tony: Obviously, Kristen Bell was in no position to wrestle in the first place. And that defintely puts a spin on the standings in Block A with everyone now having two points

Bruce: Except for Kristen Bell who is still shut out! I think that's one record that's going to stand for a long, long time, Tony!

[ROCStorm]

Season 1, Episode 3 cont.

[Sarah Michelle Gellar and Brittany Snow are back in the dressing room. Brittany has an ice pack held against her forehead.]

Gellar: ...and ain't nobody gonna tell me...us...what to do.

Brittany Snow: What?

Gellar: Were you not paying attention?

Brittany: I kinda got hit on the head with a chair.

[Brittany grimaces then sees Larisa Oleynik walk in.]

Larisa Oleynik: Hey. Did...did I miss anything? (Noticing Brittany) You okay?

Gellar: What are you doing here?

Oleynik: Don't know. I was working out since I had the night off, and I got a message to meet here.

Gellar: I didn't send no message.

Snow: Don't look at me.

Oleynik: No, it was Jules. You know...yak yak yak...

Gellar: We know who Jules is.

Oleynik: Well, anyway, she said I was supposed to meet her for something.

Gellar: What for?

Oleynik: I don't know. Don't like it, either. Something smells fishy. She could've told me. She could've texted me. Wierd. Whatever it is, she'll probably just end up getting her ass kicked for it.

Snow: Kissed?

Oleynik: Kick...are you sure you're alright?

Brittany: No.

Gellar: She had a run-in with your best friend, Alexis Bledel. (Sarah hears the cheers in the background.) I really wish they would stop doing that.

Oleynik: Anyway. Just came by to see how things were.

Brittany: I think I feel sick.

Gellar: Way to take one for the team!

[Sarah punches her in the arm...a little too hard.]

Gellar: Sorry. Anyway, let me know what you find out.

Oleynik: Will do..

[Sarah watches Oleynik walk off.]

Snow: I think I need a doctor.

Gellar: Eh, you'll live.

[Cut to the ring. Tony gives a run down on the events earlier involving the brushup with Alexis, Renee, Sarah and Brittany.]

Bruce: And what do you think Jules wanted?

Tony: No idea.

Bruce: They need to take away your journalist license!

Tony: I'm not....let's just go to the ring.

SINGLES MATCH:
Alexis Bledel vs.
Renee Olstead

[End of match:]

Alexis Bledel gets an armbar submission on Renee Olstead.
Renee Olstead tries to escape the hold.
Alexis Bledel lets go after 11 seconds.
Alexis Bledel takes Renee Olstead down with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam.
Alexis Bledel hits a forearm smash on Renee Olstead.
Alexis Bledel takes Renee Olstead down with a kick to the midsection.
Alexis Bledel hits Renee Olstead with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam.
Alexis Bledel executes a kneelift on Renee Olstead.
Alexis Bledel whips Renee Olstead into the ropes.
Renee Olstead misses with a clothesline.
Alexis Bledel misses with a clothesline.
Renee Olstead nails Alexis Bledel with a lariat.
Renee Olstead hits a flying legdrop on Alexis Bledel.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, kickout.
Renee Olstead whips Alexis Bledel into the ropes.
Alexis Bledel hits a clothesline on Renee Olstead.
Alexis Bledel puts Renee Olstead in a full nelson using the legs.
Renee Olstead is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Renee Olstead is struggling to reach the ropes.
Alexis Bledel lets go after 25 seconds.
Alexis Bledel uses the Rocker Dropper on Renee Olstead.
Alexis Bledel uses a flapjack on Renee Olstead.
Alexis Bledel puts Renee Olstead in a full nelson using the legs.
Renee Olstead gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Alexis Bledel hits a kick to the midsection on Renee Olstead.
Alexis Bledel executes the Rocker Dropper on Renee Olstead.
Alexis Bledel goes for an armbar submission, but Renee Olstead blocks it.
Renee Olstead whips Alexis Bledel into the ropes, but Alexis Bledel reverses it.
Renee Olstead hits Alexis Bledel with a kick.
Renee Olstead whips Alexis Bledel into the ropes.
Alexis Bledel takes Renee Olstead down with a clothesline.
Alexis Bledel executes the SUNSET POWERBOMB on Renee Olstead.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, three.

Alexis Bledel pinned Renee Olstead
with the SUNSET POWERBOMB in 0:09:41.

INTERVIEW WITH ELIZA & HAYLEY

[Jules is backstage with Eliza Dushku & Hayley Williams.]

Jules Asner: Eliza, you and Sarah Michelle Gellar have quite a history together...

Eliza Dushku: First, I'm not interested in what Sarah Michelle Gellar is doing right now. That is her business and not mine. Right now, I'm focused on being Hayley William's tag team partner...

Hayley Williams: That's right.

Dushku: ...and together we are focused on defeating Hayden and Amanda. Now I have nothing against either one of those two girls on a personal level but once we step into that ring, if you're not on my side, you're against me. We may even go out on parties later tonight, I don't care. This is a sport. This is a violent sport granted, but it is a sport. Hell, I may even go ask Sarah or Amanda if they want to go drinking tonight, now that you mention it. Do you think I care?

Jules: Hayley, so far you have not done well in the tournament as a singles competitor. Do you think you'll get things on track with a tag team win tonight?

Dushku: What kind of question is that?

Williams: It's okay. I can tell this woman is asking the questions because she can't do the fighting. Yes, so far, it's sucked but I'm not about to give up just yet. Do you think I gave up when the first song I wrote sucked? No, I kept on working! If it wasn't for my dedication I wouldn't be standing here right now talking to you. I have a whole career ahead of me. Some like Eliza here, have been doing this for years. It's an honor to just be selected for this tournament, and there is nothing I will not take away with it even if I don't win the tournament. I've gained the knowledge, experience, and most importantly, the respect of the girls backstage.

Jules: Well, good luck with the tournament and to both of you.

[As soon as Eliza and Hayley walk off camera, Larisa meets up with Jules.

Oleynik: You wanted to see me?

Jules: Yes, I think you might want to read this.

Oleynik: What's this?

[Jules hands her a note, and runs off. Larisa crumples up the note and throws it at her.]

Oleynik: I HATE YOU!

[Back to the broadcast booth.]

Bruce: What was on that note?

Tony: I have no idea.

Bruce: Well, you're full of non-information today. I don't know what college you got your journalism degree at but you need to find out if they give out refunds!

[Tony just stares at Bruce.]

Bruce: What?

TAG MATCH:
Amanda Bynes & Hayden Panettiere vs.
Eliza Dushku & Hayley Williams

[End of match:]

Eliza Dushku runs into the ropes.
Amanda Bynes misses with a shoulderblock.
Amanda Bynes misses with a clothesline.
Eliza Dushku hits Amanda Bynes with an elbow.
Eliza Dushku runs into the ropes.
Eliza Dushku misses with a clothesline.
Amanda Bynes uses an inverted DDT on Eliza Dushku.
Amanda Bynes tags out to Hayden Panettiere.
Hayden Panettiere and Amanda Bynes whip Eliza Dushku into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Eliza Dushku with a double elbowsmash, but she counters
it with a duck-down move.
Eliza Dushku hits them with a double clothesline.
Amanda Bynes leaves the ring.
Eliza Dushku hits Hayden Panettiere with a forearm to the back.
Eliza Dushku tags out to Hayley Williams.
Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku hit Hayden Panettiere with a double
forearm smash.
Eliza Dushku leaves the ring.
Hayley Williams goes for a forearm to the back, but Hayden Panettiere
side-steps and Hayley Williams only hits air.
Hayden Panettiere goes for a powerslam, but Hayley Williams counters it with
a lariat.
In turn, Hayden Panettiere counters it with a duck-down move.
Hayden Panettiere takes Hayley Williams down with a gutbuster.
Hayden Panettiere takes Hayley Williams down with an elbowsmash.
Sarah Michelle Gellar comes to the ring and blindsides Amanda Bynes.
Teri Hatcher warns Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Sarah Michelle Gellar throws Amanda Bynes into the guardrail.
Teri Hatcher calls for the DQ.
Sarah Michelle Gellar grabs a chair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar nails Amanda Bynes with the chair.
Hayden Panettiere leaves the ring.
Eliza Dushku blocks Hayden Panettiere.
Eliza Dushku punches Hayden Panettiere.
Sarah Michelle Gellar sets Amanda Bynes up against the ringpost.
Eliza Dushku throws Hayden Panettiere into the ring steps.
Sarah Michelle Gellar charges in with the chair but Eliza Dushku stops her.
Eliza Dushku and Sarah Michelle Gellar are eye to eye.

Hayden Panettiere and Amanda Bynes defeated Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku
when Panettiere defeated H. Williams by disqualification in 0:05:04.

Tony: Is Eliza Dushku on Sarah Michelle Gellar's side or Amanda's? Time has run out! We've got to go!

Bruce: What is she doing?

(The copyright notice appears on the screen as Gellar and Dushku are still staring each other down.)

[ROCStorm]

PRO WRESTLING NOVA
EPISODE 1x04

[Lacey Chabert makes her way out to the ring.]

Tony Schiavone: Hello everyone and welcome to Pro Wrestling NOVA. I'm Tony Schiavone here with Bruce Campbell, and Lacey Chabert making her way out to the ring.

Bruce Campbell: I have to give her credit, Tony. I'm surprised she shows her face around here anymore, especially after that humiliating loss to Sarah Michelle Gellar!

Tony: It wasn't humiliating. It was a well fought contest. Believe it or not, Sarah Michelle Gellar CAN actually wrestle when she wants to.

Bruce: She lost in the middle of the ring, and then was taught a lesson afterwards, though!

[Lacey enters the ring, and grabs a mic.]

Lacey Chabert: You know, all you hear about now is Sarah Gellar this and Sarah Gellar that. She's become the talk backstage, and I'm sure she's the talk worldwide right now. Last time, I accepted Sarah's challenge and got a chance to shut her trap. Unfortunately, I failed.

Bruce: Loser.

Lacey: Yes, I lost the match, and yes, Sarah continued to be the bitch she is. So tonight, Sarah, it's your turn. Tonight, I'm the one challenging you! I'm challenging you to a rematch! So come on out, and face me woman to woman or do you just not have the guts?!

Bruce: I don't think that's such a good idea. You saw what happened to her last time!

Tony: Indeed, she did suffer a setback but that just shows you how determined she is!

Bruce: Determined? I think she has a death wish or maybe there's a male nurse at the hospital she stays at that she likes. You know how she sleeps around!

Tony: She does not!

Bruce: And you know this how?

Tony: Didn't she reject you?

Bruce: Let's not talk about that!

Lacey: So come on, Sarah!

[Lacey waits.]

Tony: Will Sarah accept the challenge?

Lacey: Come on, Sarah! I know you're back there!

[Alexis Bledel makes her way to the ring.]

Tony: Wait! That's not Sarah! That's Alexis Bledel!

Bruce: Thank you Captain Obvious! What's she doing out here anyway? She forget her name again?

Tony: I think we're about to find out. She's had her own run ins with that....

Bruce: That what, Tony?

Tony: I'm trying to be a gentleman about it.

Alexis Bledel: Hold on a second, Lacey. I know that I don't know you very well but it seems that we have a lot in common. I know you want another shot at her, and I can't really blame you but there's a lot of other girls back there that want to get their hands on Gellar and break her...including me! Now, with all due respect, Lace, if anyone is going to get a match against Gellar tonight, it's going to be me!

Chabert: Listen, that's all fine and....

Bledel: Ut ut! You've had your chance, and like you said, you blew it.

Bruce: Whoa!

Bledel: It's time to move on.

[Jennifer Love Hewitt makes her way out to the stage area.]

Tony: It's Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Bruce: Make that Admiral Obvious!

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Alexis, I have no quarrels with you. Please, if you would be so kind and get your ass backstage!

[Hewitt and Bledel stare at each other for a moment.]

Bledel: (off mic) Fine.

[Hewitt watches as Bledel leaves the stage then turns her attention back to the ring.]

Hewitt: Hey, Lace. It's been a while. You and I have been friends for a long, long time, Lace. So, when I saw you take that challenge from Gellar, I was impressed. You showed a lot of guts coming out here again and challenging her to a rematch. Wait...did I say guts? I'm sorry, I meant stupidity!

[The crowd boos.]

Chabert: What are you talking about?

Hewitt: I was watching. I was watching your match with Sarah, and I couldn't help but to feel.....embarrassed. You embarrassed yourself, Lacey. You embarrassed these people watching you. You even embarrassed me! I was expecting to see more out of you, Lace. Now, I know that you're pretending to be in this world championship tournament, so I'm going to let you slide tonight but once the tournament is over...your ass is mine!

[Jennifer Love Hewitt leaves the ring area as the camera switches over to Tony and Bruce. Tony goes over the standings for the world championship tournament.]

GROUP A STANDINGS
Hayden Panettiere (1-0, 2 pts)
Renee Olstead (1-0, 2 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-1, 2 pts)
Lacey Chabert (1-1, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-2, 0 pts)

GROUP B STANDINGS:
Alessandra Torresani (2-0, 4 pts)
Renee O'Connor (1-0, 2 pts)
Lindsey Shaw (1-1, 2 pts)
Hayley Williams (0-2, 0 pts)
Larisa Oleynik (0-1, 0 pts)

MATCH #1: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (GROUP A)
KIRSTEN STORMS VS. RENEE OLSTEAD

[End of match:]

Renee Olstead hits Kirsten Storms with a bodyslam.
Renee Olstead hits a powerslam on Kirsten Storms.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee Olstead whips Kirsten Storms into the ropes.
Renee Olstead hits Kirsten Storms with a shoulderblock.
Renee Olstead hits Kirsten Storms with a reverse neckbreaker.
Renee Olstead goes for a forearm smash, but Kirsten Storms blocks it.
Kirsten Storms uses a piledriver on Renee Olstead.
Kirsten Storms goes for a flying dropkick, but Renee Olstead
ducks out of the way.
Renee Olstead executes a bodyslam on Kirsten Storms.
Renee Olstead whips Kirsten Storms into the ropes.
Kirsten Storms hits Renee Olstead with a clothesline.
Kirsten Storms throws Renee Olstead out of the ring.
Meg Ryan counts: one, two, three, four, Renee Olstead reenters the ring.
Kirsten Storms hits a spinebuster slam on Renee Olstead.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, kickout.
Kirsten Storms hits a bodyslam on Renee Olstead.
Kirsten Storms whips Renee Olstead into the ropes.
Kirsten Storms misses with a shoulderblock.
Renee Olstead hits Kirsten Storms with a shoulderblock.
Two masked women make their way to the ring.
Renee Olstead attempts to place Kirsten Storms on the turnbuckle, but
Kirsten Storms blocks it.
Renee Olstead hits Kirsten Storms with a vertical suplex.
Masked Woman #1 jumps on the ring apron.
The referee warns Masked Woman #1.
Renee Olstead takes Kirsten Storms down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Renee Olstead goes for the cover.
There is no referee to count.
Renee Olstead counts: one, two, three!
Masked Woman #2 climbs to the top turnbuckle.
Masked Woman #2 stumbles.
Renee Olstead gets up and looks around.
Renee Olstead sees Masked Woman #2.
Renee Olstead throws Masked Woman #2 off the turnbuckles.
Masked Woman #2 lands on top of Kirsten Storms.
Renee Olstead throws Masked Woman #2 out of the ring.
Renee Olstead knocks Masked Woman #1 off the ring apron.
Renee Olstead catches Kirsten Storms in a scorpion deathlock.
Meg Ryan is back on the job.
Meg Ryan asks Kirsten Storms if she's had enough.
Kirsten Storms doesn't respond.
Meg Ryan stops the fight.

RENEE OLSTEAD DEFEATED KIRSTEN STORMS
WHEN KIRSTEN STORMS PASSED OUT IN A SCORPION DEATHLOCK IN 0:09:09.

GROUP A STANDINGS (UPDATED)
Renee Olstead (2-0, 4 pts)
Hayden Panettiere (1-0, 2 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-2, 2 pts)
Lacey Chabert (1-1, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-2, 0 pts)

[Sarah Michelle Gellar is about to enter a locker room when Brittany Snow comes running up. They are both in their street clothes.]

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Oh, hey Brit. (notices Brittany bending over to catch her breath) We really need to work on your conditioning.

Brittany Snow: (out of breath) Sarah...I've got...bad news.

Gellar: Again? Wow, when did you become the harbinger of bad news?

Snow: Har....what?

Gellar: What is it?

Snow: Alexis and Lacey...they were challenging you to match.

Gellar: Yeah, I heard about that, and I'm just going to let everyone know that no, I'm going to accept either one of them.

Snow: You don't have to. The PTB already stepped in.

Gellar: The P...

Snow: You're in a tag team match. Tonight!

[Crowd cheering.]

Gellar: They can't do that! Calm down, Sarah. Don't let them get to you. Stay calm. (Trying to pretend she's happy ? and doing a really bad job of it) Well, thats just great! We'll get to beat them both up at once! Wait! I don't even have my wrestling gear! Did you bring yours?

Snow: What for?

Gellar: To wrestle in? What are we going to do? Go out and fight dressed like we are?

Snow: What? I'm not...

Gellar: You just said that we're...(Sarah holds her head like she's got a headache when realizing Brit's not her partner) Oh, don't tell me. You're not my partner are you?

Snow: No.

Gellar: Please for the love of God, don't tell me it's Amanda Bynes again!

Snow: No, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Gellar: Hew...

[Sarah holds up a finger but has nothing to say. Instead she just walks off.]

MATCH #2: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (GROUP A)
HAYDEN PANETTTIERE VS. KRISTEN BELL

[End of match:]

Hayden Panettiere goes for a tilt-a-whirl side slam, but Kristen Bell
counters it with an armdrag takedown.
Kristen Bell goes for a DDT, but Hayden Panettiere counters it with a low blow.
Hayden Panettiere goes for a gutbuster, but Kristen Bell blocks it.
Kristen Bell goes for a hiptoss, but Hayden Panettiere counters it with a lariat.
Kristen Bell springs to her feet.
Kristen Bell locks Hayden Panettiere in a flying armbar.
Hayden Panettiere breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
Hayden Panettiere whips Kristen Bell into the ropes.
Kristen Bell hits Hayden Panettiere with a clothesline.
Kristen Bell executes the TIGER DRIVER on Hayden Panettiere.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kristen Bell gets an armbar submission on Hayden Panettiere.
Hayden Panettiere breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Hayden Panettiere chops Kristen Bell.
The crowd is giving Hayden Panettiere a standing ovation.
Hayden Panettiere punches Kristen Bell.
The crowd erupts.
Hayden Panettiere punches Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell punches Hayden Panettiere.
The chants for Kristen Bell are deafening.
Kristen Bell hits Hayden Panettiere.
The chants for Kristen Bell are deafening.
Hayden Panettiere punches Kristen Bell.
Hayden Panettiere goes for a choke lift, but Kristen Bell counters it with
a facerake.
Kristen Bell locks Hayden Panettiere in the Reinera.
Hayden Panettiere inches her way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5
seconds.
Kristen Bell runs into the ropes.
Hayden Panettiere hits Kristen Bell with an elbow.
Hayden Panettiere is going for the pin.
Meg Ryan counts: One, kickout.
Hayden Panettiere executes an elbowdrop on Kristen Bell.
Hayden Panettiere executes an elbowdrop on Kristen Bell.
Hayden Panettiere executes a kick to the midsection on Kristen Bell.
Hayden Panettiere executes the SITDOWN CHOKESLAM on Kristen Bell.
Hayden Panettiere goes for the pin.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, three.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE PINNED KRISTEN BELL
WITH THE SITDOWN CHOKESLAM IN 0:08:04.

GROUP A STANDINGS (UPDATED)
Hayden Panettiere (2-0, 4 pts)
Renee Olstead (2-0, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-2, 2 pts)
Lacey Chabert (1-1, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-3, 0 pts)

[Hayley Williams is backstage with her band. She's pacing back and forth.]

Band member #1: Listen to us. It's not that bad.

Band member #2: That's right. You can still do this. Beat O'Connor tonight and then who's next?

Band member #3: Larisa, I think.

Band member #2: Beat them and you'll never know what happens.

Williams: I know. I'm just sick of losing!

[Suddenly there's bang on the door that startles everyone.]

Williams: What the hell?

[Hayley opens the door to see Sarah Gellar beating down on Jennifer Love Hewitt. Everybody leaves the room to watch including the cameraman. Gellar slams her into several different objects as she drags her to the ring. The cameraman follows them down the hallway. Hewitt is barely able to stand as the assault continues down the ramp.]

MATCH #3: TAG MATCH
ALEXIS BLEDEL AND LACEY CHABERT VS. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT AND SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

Sarah Michelle Gellar drags Jennifer Love Hewitt down to the ring by the hair.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is already busted open.
Sarah Michelle Gellar punches Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits Jennifer Love Hewitt with a series of punches to the forehead.
Sarah Michelle Gellar throws Jennifer Love Hewitt into the ringpost.
Sarah Michelle Gellar throws Jennifer Love Hewitt into the ring.

Gellar: (off mic) Here! Have fun!

Sarah Michelle Gellar walks up the ramp.
Alexis Bledel yells at Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Sarah Michelle Gellar ignores Alexis Bledel.
Lacey Chabert helps Jennifer Love Hewitt up.
Lacey Chabert nails Jennifer Love Hewitt with the Rocker Dropper.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is out cold.
Lacey Chabert covers Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.

LACEY CHABERT AND ALEXIS BLEDEL DEFEATED JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT AND SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
WHEN CHABERT PINNED HEWITT AFTER THE ROCKER DROPPER IN 0:00:14.

[ROCStorm]

Season 1, Episode 4 (cont.)

[Eliza Dushku is pacing in the locker room with Melissa Joan Hart looking on.]

Melissa Joan Hart: Listen, I know what you're going through. I know that you and Sarah were friends in the past but that's that. It's all in the past, and you can't dwell on that. People change. I know. I still....have issues....with Larisa myself, and you should know how much it hurts me to see her hanging out with that bitch.

Eliza Dushku: Don't call her a bitch!

Hart: Whoa! Listen to yourself. What other word is there to describe her? We've got a match to worry about right now not Gellar. Let's focus on the present not the past. Okay?

Dushku: You're right.

Hart: C'mon. Let's go.

MATCH #4: TAG MATCH
ELIZA DUSHKU & MELISSA JOAN HART VS. CHRISTINE TAYLOR & KALEY CUOCO

[End of match:]

Eliza Dushku chops Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku hits a European uppercut on Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku takes Kaley Cuoco down with a forearm to the back.
Eliza Dushku hits a dragon suplex on Kaley Cuoco.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, Eliza Dushku lifts a shoulder, thr... kickout.
Eliza Dushku goes for a hiptoss, but Kaley Cuoco counters it with a lariat.
Kaley Cuoco runs into the ropes.
Kaley Cuoco goes for a clothesline, but Eliza Dushku counters it with a crucifix
.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, kickout.
Eliza Dushku kicks Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Eliza Dushku goes for a dragon suplex, but Kaley Cuoco counters it with
a go-behind.
Kaley Cuoco puts Eliza Dushku in an armbar submission.
Eliza Dushku reaches the ropes after 8 seconds.
Kaley Cuoco whips Eliza Dushku into the ropes, but Eliza Dushku reverses it.
Kaley Cuoco misses with an elbow.
Eliza Dushku misses with an elbow.
Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco with an elbow.
Eliza Dushku tags out to Melissa Joan Hart.
Eliza Dushku sets up Kaley Cuoco on the turnbuckle.
Eliza Dushku takes Kaley Cuoco down with a superplex.
Melissa Joan Hart executes a flying legdrop on Kaley Cuoco.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is really behind Melissa Joan Hart.

ELIZA DUSHKU AND MELISSA JOAN HART DEFEATED KALEY CUOCO AND CHRISTINE TAYLOR
WHEN HART PINNED CUOCO AFTER A FLYING LEGDROP IN 0:17:48.

[Larisa Oleynik is walking towards the ring when she stops after seeing Alexis Bledel once again.]

Alexis Bledel: Hello, Larisa. [Larisa just glares at her.] I see you got the message.

Oleynik: You mean the message that you're hiding behind the PTB so I don't kick your ass?

Bledel: (Laughing) Oh, Larisa, Larisa, Larisa. It's not my choice. They're the ones putting me in charge of you. So I guess you'd better watch yourself for the rest of this tournament because I'm going to be the referee for each and every one of your matches, including the finals. Well...that is if you even make it that far.

Oleynik: What's that supposed to mean?

Bledel: It means I don't know who you should be worried about more: Lindsey Shaw (getting in Larisa's face) or me!

[The two just stare at one another before Alexis walks off.]

MATCH #5: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (GROUP B)
LARISA OLEYNIK VS. LINDSEY SHAW

Lindsey Shaw goes for a powerslam, but Larisa Oleynik counters it with a lariat.
There are lots of chants for Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik hits a splash on Lindsey Shaw.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, kickout.
Larisa Oleynik hits Lindsey Shaw with an elbowdrop.
Larisa Oleynik is going for the cover.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Larisa Oleynik runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik nails Lindsey Shaw with a clothesline.
Larisa Oleynik hits a kick to the midsection on Lindsey Shaw.
Larisa Oleynik nails Lindsey Shaw with an elbowsmash.
Larisa Oleynik hits a kick to the midsection on Lindsey Shaw.
Larisa Oleynik whips Lindsey Shaw into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik executes a clothesline on Lindsey Shaw.
Larisa Oleynik catches Lindsey Shaw in a choke against the ropes.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik to let go.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three.
Larisa Oleynik sends Lindsey Shaw into the turnbuckle.
Larisa Oleynik charges into the corner, but Lindsey Shaw lifts her leg.
Lindsey Shaw hits Larisa Oleynik with a Japanese armdrag takedown.
Lindsey Shaw executes a bodyslam on Larisa Oleynik.
Lindsey Shaw runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik hits Lindsey Shaw with a clothesline.
Lindsey Shaw falls out of the ring.
Alexis Bledel counts: one, two, Lindsey Shaw reenters the ring.
Larisa Oleynik goes for a forearm smash, but Lindsey Shaw blocks it.
Lindsey Shaw hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Larisa Oleynik.
Lindsey Shaw hits a slap on Larisa Oleynik.
Lindsey Shaw runs into the ropes.
Lindsey Shaw executes the FLYING FOREARM on Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three.
Lindsey Shaw is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

LINDSEY SHAW PINNED LARISA OLEYNIK
WITH THE FLYING FOREARM IN 0:09:28.

GROUP B STANDINGS (UPDATED)
Alessandra Torresani (2-0, 4 pts)
Lindsey Shaw (2-1, 4 pts)
Renee O'Connor (1-0, 2 pts)
Hayley Williams (0-2, 0 pts)
Larisa Oleynik (0-2, 0 pts)

[Renee O'Connor is on her way down to the ring when she is stopped by Renee Olstead.]

Olstead: Renee! Renee!

O'Connor: Oh, hey. What's up?

Olstead: I just wanted to wish you luck in your match against Hayley.

O'Connor: (surprised) Oh, yeah. Thanks.

Olstead: (rambling) It's not like you need it or anything.

O'Connor: Whoa. You got something on your mind, I can tell. Just come out and say it.

Olstead: (taking a deep breath) Okay. You and I have been friends for a while. (O'Connor nods.) You even brought me into this sport. You taught me everything I know. (O'Connor nods again, this time showing pride in herself.) You're like a mentor to me. You're even like a mother to me sometimes.

O'Connor: (annoyed) Mother?

Olstead: (Ignoring her) I just wanted to ask you...

O'Connor: Wait. You're not asking me to the prom are you? You know I don't go THAT way!

Olstead: Nonononoo.

O'Connor: Get on with it.

Olstead: You know that after this tournament they're going to hold a tag team tournament?

O'Connor: Yeah?

Olstead: I...I want you to be my tag team partner. You and me, the girls from Houston. What do you say?

O'Connor: What do I say? I say I have a match next. My mind is on that world title that I am going to win. Got it?

[O'Connor walks off. As soon as she leaves Olstead gives her the thumbs up.]

MATCH #6: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNMANT MATCH (GROUP B)
HAYLEY WILLIAMS VS. RENEE O'CONNOR

Hayley Williams nails Renee O'Connor with a dropkick.
Hayley Williams hits a fisherman suplex on Renee O'Connor.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, kickout.
Hayley Williams uses a forearm smash on Renee O'Connor.
Hayley Williams goes for a jumping front kick, but Renee O'Connor
side-steps and Hayley Williams only hits air.
Renee O'Connor whips Hayley Williams into the ropes.
Renee O'Connor misses with a clothesline.
Hayley Williams hits the Running Forearm Smash on Renee O'Connor.
Lea Thompson counts: One, shoulder up.
Hayley Williams hits an armdrag takedown on Renee O'Connor.
Hayley Williams uses a springboard dropkick on Renee O'Connor.
Hayley Williams hits Renee O'Connor with a spinning heel kick.
Hayley Williams hits a moonsault bodyblock on Renee O'Connor.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hayley Williams runs into the ropes.
Renee O'Connor executes a hiptoss on Hayley Williams.
Renee O'Connor hits a hiptoss on Hayley Williams.
Renee O'Connor hits Hayley Williams with a hiptoss.
Renee O'Connor goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Hayley Williams
ducks out of the way.
Renee Olstead makes her way to the ring.
Hayley Williams takes Renee O'Connor down with a jumping front kick.
Hayley Williams hits Renee O'Connor with a headbutt.
Hayley Williams goes for a headbutt, but Renee O'Connor blocks it.
Renee O'Connor goes for an STO, but Hayley Williams counters it with
a legsweep faceslam.
Hayley Williams hits Renee O'Connor with a chop.
Hayley Williams executes a kick to the midsection on Renee O'Connor.
Hayley Williams runs into the ropes.
Hayley Williams hits Renee O'Connor with a clothesline.
Hayley Williams whips Renee O'Connor into the turnbuckle, but Renee O'Connor
reverses it.
Renee O'Connor executes the DOUBLE KNEEPAT on Hayley Williams.
Renee O'Connor goes for the pin.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, three.

RENEE O'CONNOR PINNED HAYLEY WILLIAMS
WITH THE DOUBLE KNEEPAT IN 0:06:34.

Tony: And Renee O'Connor joins a three way tie atop the Group B standings, and eliminates all chances for Hayley Williams.

GROUP B STANDINGS:
Alessandra Torresani (2-0, 4 pts)
Lindsey Shaw (2-1, 4 pts)
Renee O'Connor (2-0, 4 pts)
Larisa Oleynik (0-2, 0 pts)
Hayley Williams (0-3, 0 pts)

GROUP A STANDINGS
Hayden Panettiere (2-0, 4 pts)
Renee Olstead (2-0, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-2, 2 pts)
Lacey Chabert (1-1, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-3, 0 pts)

[Renee O'Connor climbs the turnbuckles to celebrate with the fans. She sees Renee Olstead clapping her hands. O'Connor seems a bit surprised and annoyed at the same time. She points over to Olstead as the copyright notice appears.]

Bruce: What is Olstead doing out here anyway?

Tony: I don't think O'Connor knows what to think of this. Good night everybody!

[ROCStorm]

PRO WRESTLING NOVA
EPISODE 1x05

[Sarah Michelle Gellar, Larisa Oleynik and Brittany Snow are waiting around in the parking lot.]

Gellar: Are you sure about this?

Snow: Yes.

Gellar: You're sure about this?

Snow: I said yes! They are supposed to be here tonight!

Oleynik: You know what? This is bull. What are we doing out here anyway? Who cares about the PTB and if they show up or not?

Gellar: I do. I'm not going to be bossed around like this! I was screwed out of the title tournament because they are freakin' afraid of me! And now this!

[Brittany and Larisa watch as Gellar storms off.]

Oleynik: What'd she mean by that?

Snow: What? Didn't you hear? They're making her tag up with Hewitt again.

Oleynik: She just needs to get over it.

Snow: Yeah, and just how is this whole Alexis Bledel thing going?

Oleynik: Just shut up!

[Larisa leaves Brittany to wait in the parking lot alone. Brittany takes a seat against a pillar.]

Snow: This is going to be a long night.

[Cut to the ring with the introductions to the first match.]

MATCH #1: TAG MATCH
Christine Taylor and Kaley Cuoco vs. Eliza Dushku and Hayley Williams

[End of match:]

Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco with a Russian legsweep.
Hayley Williams executes a moonsault bodyblock on Kaley Cuoco.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, kickout.
Christine Taylor enters the ring and throws Eliza Dushku out of the ring.
Christine Taylor nails Hayley Williams with a clothesline.
Kaley Cuoco goes for an inside cradle, but Hayley Williams blocks it.
Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku whip Kaley Cuoco into the ropes.
They hit Kaley Cuoco with a double clothesline.
Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku hit Kaley Cuoco with a double forearm smash.
Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku whip Kaley Cuoco into the ropes.
They hit Kaley Cuoco with a double fist to the midsection.
Christine Taylor leaves the ring.
Hayley Williams hits a dropkick to the knee on Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams hits Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley Cuoco punches Hayley Williams.
Kaley Cuoco chops Hayley Williams.
Hayley Williams hits Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams kicks Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams takes Kaley Cuoco down with flying headscissors.
Hayley Williams throws Kaley Cuoco into the turnbuckle.
Hayley Williams charges into the corner, but Kaley Cuoco lifts her leg.
Kaley Cuoco executes a back elbow on Hayley Williams.
Kaley Cuoco goes for a spear, but Hayley Williams counters it with a kneelift.
Hayley Williams hits the Running Forearm Smash on Kaley Cuoco.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, kickout.
Hayley Williams nails Kaley Cuoco with a back elbow.
Hayley Williams covers Kaley Cuoco.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Hayley Williams executes a chop on Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams hits Kaley Cuoco with a moonsault bodyblock.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, Christine Taylor makes the save.
Hayley Williams goes for a flying cross body press but Kaley Cuoco throws the referee in the way.
Alicia Keys is out cold.
Kaley Cuoco reaches into her tights.
Kaley Cuoco grabs a chain.
Kaley Cuoco wraps the chain around her fist.
Kirsten Storms comes running down to the ring.
Kaley Cuoco waits for Hayley Williams to get up.
Kirsten Storms takes Kaley Cuoco down with a forearm to the back of the head.
Kirsten Storms hits the LEGSWEEP FACESLAM on Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams executes the SLICED BREAD #2 on Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams goes for the pin.
There is no referee to make the count.
Kirsten Storms revives Alicia Keys.
Alicia Keys crawls over.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, three.

Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku defeated
Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor
when H. Williams pinned Cuoco with the SLICED BREAD #2 in 0:11:01.

Bruce: What an injustice!

Tony: Kirsten Storms has had enough of the run-ins with Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor!

Bruce: Run-ins? You can't prove those two masked women were Christine and Kaley! For all you know it's Amanda Bynes and Tortellini under those masks!

Tony: Torresani?

Bruce: That's what I said: Tortellini.

Tony: And with that, welcome to NOVA. I'm Tony Schiavonne here with king of cuisine, Bruce Campbell. We've got a great show tonight. As you saw earlier on, the PTB is supposed to be here tonight, and we finally find out who runs this show.

Bruce: Don't count on it, Tony. My sources tell me The PTB will not show up and are in fact completely made up. That's right. There's no such thing or entity or person that is calling themselves the PTB. It's a phony trick made up to make Sarah Michelle Gellar look bad. In fact, how do we know you're not behind this, Tony? You look mighty suspicious to me!

Tony: No, it's not me. I have nothing to gain out of this.

Bruce: So all the girls in the back turned you down.

Tony: Would you stop!

Bruce: Can't say that I blame them.

Tony: Well, speaking of Sarah Gellar. It look like she's got her hands full again tonight. Let's go to Jules.

[Jennifer Love Hewitt is with Jules Asner in the interview area.]

Jules Asner: Jennifer Love Hewitt, the PTB has put you as a tag team partner with Sarah Michelle Gellar once again even after viciously attacked you last time.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: You need to get your facts straight, Jules. The PTB did not ask for this matchup. I did!

Tony: What?!

Hewitt: I asked for this because Sarah Michelle Gellar as a tendency to go around pissing people off, and quite frankly when it comes to me, you do NOT piss me off. I don't care if you're the Queen of England, I will...

[Sarah Michelle Gellar comes barging in.]

Gellar: What do you mean you...

[Hewitt doesn't wait, and immediately attacks Gellar. Hewitt and Gellar are brawling in the interview area. Jules quickly jumps out of the way. Hewitt leads Gellar down to the ring dragging her by the hair.]

MATCH #2: TAG MATCH
Alexis Bledel and Melissa Joan Hart vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar

Jennifer Love Hewitt throws Sarah Michelle Gellar into the ring.

Hewitt: There! Have fun!

Jennifer Love Hewitt walks back up the ramp.
Alexis Bledel and Melissa Joan Hart double team on Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[End of match:]

Alexis Bledel and Melissa Joan Hart whip Sarah Michelle Gellar into the ropes.
They hit Sarah Michelle Gellar with a double kick to the midsection.
Melissa Joan Hart hits a bodyslam on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel uses a flying axhandle on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel has the crowd going wild.
Melissa Joan Hart leaves the ring.
Alexis Bledel goes for an armbar submission, but Sarah Michelle Gellar
blocks it.
Sarah Michelle Gellar goes for a DDT, but Alexis Bledel blocks it.
Alexis Bledel uses a hair pull takedown on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel punches Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel hits Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel takes Sarah Michelle Gellar down with a kneelift.
Alexis Bledel executes a forearm to the back on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel nails Sarah Michelle Gellar with a forearm to the back.
Melissa Joan Hart enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Melissa Joan Hart nails Sarah Michelle Gellar with a bodyslam.
Alexis Bledel goes for a flying axhandle, but Sarah Michelle Gellar
counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Melissa Joan Hart leaves the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar goes for a flapjack, but Alexis Bledel counters it with
a double-axhandle to the back.
Alexis Bledel uses a forearm smash on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel hits the Rocker Dropper on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel covers Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, three.

Melissa Joan Hart and Alexis Bledel defeated Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar
when Bledel pinned Gellar after the Rocker Dropper in 0:02:54.

[Renee Olstead and Alessandra Torresani are talking in the locker room.]

Alessandra Torresani: I know! Right?

Renee Olstead: So then I... [Renee O'Connor enters the locker room which brings a smile to Olstead's face.] Oh! Hey, Renee!

Renee O'Connor: Yeah. (to Torresani) Listen. You mind giving us a moment alone?

Torresani: Sure.

[Torresani steps outside.]

Olstead: What's up?

O'Connor: I've been giving a lot of thought about what you asked me.

Olstead: Great! So what do you say?

O'Connor: No, that's the point. The fact is I'm thinking about it, and I don't need to be. It's becoming a distraction. So I'm going to give you an answer right now, and the answer is NO!

Olstead: Don't worry about giving me an answer right now.

O'Connor: I just did. Didn't you hear me?

Olstead: Yeah, you said no but your heart hasn't decided yet.

O'Connor: You don't get it. Do you?

Olstead: Of course I get it. Like I said, we'll worry about it once one of us is wearing the world title. You never know, we may even wind up in the finals together.

O'Connor: But I...

Olstead: I've got match to win. Thanks for letting me know, and may the best woman win, right!

[Olstead pats O'Connor on the arm and heads out of the room. Torresani comes back in.]

O'Connor: What do you want?

Torresani: I want you to get out of here, and leave her alone. If you end up breaking her heart, I will personally hunt you down. You got it?

[Torresani and O'Connor stare each other down.]

O'Connor: Is that a threat?

Torresani: That's a promise!

O'Connor: How about this. How about you get out of my way?

[Torresani steps aside but neither woman breaks eye contact.]

Bruce: Whoa! What's that all about?

Tony: They still have a tournament match coming up but that looked a little more personal. Let's go over the current standings for the world championship tournament in Group A

GROUP A STANDINGS
Hayden Panettiere (2-0, 4 pts)
Renee Olstead (2-0, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-2, 2 pts)
Lacey Chabert (1-1, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-3, 0 pts)

[ROCStorm]

Episode 5 (cont 2 of 3)

MATCH #3: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (BLOCK A)
Kristen Bell vs. Renee Olstead

Kristen Bell goes for a kick to the midsection, but Renee Olstead
counters it with a legsweep.
Renee Olstead hits Kristen Bell with a flying forearm.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee Olstead locks Kristen Bell in an armbar submission.
Lea Thompson asks Kristen Bell if she's still there.
Kristen Bell nods.
Kristen Bell gets ahold of the ropes after 19 seconds.
Renee Olstead uses a high knee on Kristen Bell.
Renee Olstead is going for the cover.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Renee Olstead whips Kristen Bell into the ropes.
Kristen Bell hits Renee Olstead with a clothesline.
Kristen Bell goes for a hiptoss, but Renee Olstead counters it with a facerake.
Renee Olstead uses a European uppercut on Kristen Bell.
Renee Olstead hits the Swinging DDT on Kristen Bell.
Renee Olstead hits a powerslam on Kristen Bell.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee Olstead hits a side suplex on Kristen Bell.
Renee Olstead nails Kristen Bell with a snap mare.
Renee Olstead goes for an armbar submission, but Kristen Bell blocks it.
Kristen Bell goes for a backspin DDT, but Renee Olstead blocks it.
Renee Olstead hits Kristen Bell with a high knee.
Renee Olstead hits Kristen Bell with a high knee.
Renee Olstead nails Kristen Bell with a kneelift.
Renee Olstead nails Kristen Bell with a backbreaker.
Renee Olstead uses a bodyslam on Kristen Bell.
Renee Olstead uses a German suplex on Kristen Bell.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee Olstead executes a head and arm suplex on Kristen Bell.
Renee Olstead executes a backbreaker on Kristen Bell.
Renee Olstead gets a headscissors submission on Kristen Bell.
Lea Thompson asks Kristen Bell if she's had enough.
Kristen Bell shakes her head.
Lea Thompson asks Kristen Bell if she should stop the fight.
Kristen Bell shakes her head.
Kristen Bell is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Renee Olstead lets go after 21 seconds.
Renee Olstead covers Kristen Bell.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Renee Olstead executes a springboard moonsault on Kristen Bell.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, three.

Renee Olstead pinned Kristen Bell
after a springboard moonsault in 0:05:33.

Tony: Impressive victory for Renee Olstead. She continues to go undefeated in the tournament, and at least for the moment leads her group.

Bruce: And Kirsten Bell finishes off with a big fat goose egg!

GROUP A STANDINGS
Renee Olstead (3-0, 6 pts)
Hayden Panettiere (2-0, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-2, 2 pts)
Lacey Chabert (1-1, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-4, 0 pts)

[Back in the parking lot, Brittany Snow continues to wait for the PTB to show up.]

Tony: Looks like they're not here yet.

Bruce: I told you! Nobody's gonna show!

Tony: I want to know who your sources are.

Bruce: If I told you, they wouldn't be my sources.

Tony: Yes they would. I think you're just delusional. Anyway, we've got Lindsey Shaw and Alessandra Torresani coming up next so let's take a quick look at the standings for Group B

GROUP B STANDINGS:
Alessandra Torresani (2-0, 4 pts)
Lindsey Shaw (2-1, 4 pts)
Renee O'Connor (2-0, 4 pts)
Larisa Oleynik (0-2, 0 pts)
Hayley Williams (0-3, 0 pts)

Tony: Any predictions for this one.

Bruce: Yeah, I think nobody cares.

Tony: Let's go to the ring.

MATCH #4: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (BLOCK B)
Alessandra Torressani vs. Lindsey Shaw

[End of match:]

Alessandra Torresani misses with a clothesline.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a clothesline, but Alessandra Torresani
ducks out of the way.
Alessandra Torresani executes a power bomb on Lindsey Shaw.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Alessandra Torresani goes for a clothesline, but Lindsey Shaw
ducks out of the way.
Lindsey Shaw gives her a spin kick, but Alessandra Torresani doesn't even care.
Alessandra Torresani hits a headbutt on Lindsey Shaw.
Alessandra Torresani hits a power bomb on Lindsey Shaw.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, kickout.
Alessandra Torresani goes for a clothesline, but Lindsey Shaw counters it with
a crucifix.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, kickout.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a jumping side kick, but Alessandra Torresani
ducks out of the way.
Alessandra Torresani runs into the ropes.
Alessandra Torresani nails Lindsey Shaw with a clothesline.
Alessandra Torresani is going for the cover.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Alessandra Torresani goes for a forearm smash, but Lindsey Shaw blocks it.
Lindsey Shaw hits a faceslam on Alessandra Torresani.
Lindsey Shaw hits a spinning heel kick on Alessandra Torresani.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a vertical suplex, but Alessandra Torresani reverses it.
Alessandra Torresani nails Lindsey Shaw with a back elbow.
Alessandra Torresani hits a belly-to-back suplex on Lindsey Shaw.
Alessandra Torresani nails Lindsey Shaw with a back elbow.
Alessandra Torresani nails Lindsey Shaw with a vertical suplex side slam.
Alessandra Torresani is going for the pin.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Alessandra Torresani whips Lindsey Shaw into the ropes, but Lindsey Shaw
reverses it.
Lindsey Shaw hits Alessandra Torresani with a kick.
Lindsey Shaw executes a dropkick on Alessandra Torresani.
Lindsey Shaw runs into the ropes.
Alessandra Torresani hits Lindsey Shaw with a shoulderblock.
Alessandra Torresani goes for a slap, but Lindsey Shaw blocks it.
Lindsey Shaw nails Alessandra Torresani with a scissor kick.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a forearm smash, but Alessandra Torresani blocks it.
Alessandra Torresani runs into the ropes.
Lindsey Shaw gives her a legsweep, but Alessandra Torresani doesn't even care.
Lindsey Shaw uses an elbowsmash on Alessandra Torresani.
Lindsey Shaw chops Alessandra Torresani.
Lindsey Shaw punches Alessandra Torresani.
The crowd is starting to get behind Lindsey Shaw.
Lindsey Shaw nails Alessandra Torresani with a front-layout suplex.
Lindsey Shaw hits Alessandra Torresani with a legsweep.
Lindsey Shaw executes a legsweep on Alessandra Torresani.
Lindsey Shaw uses a flying axhandle on Alessandra Torresani.
Lindsey Shaw nails Alessandra Torresani with a forearm to the back.
Lindsey Shaw gives her a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Alessandra Torresani
doesn't even care.
Lindsey Shaw uses an elbowsmash on Alessandra Torresani.
Lindsey Shaw chops Alessandra Torresani.
Alessandra Torresani punches Lindsey Shaw.
Alessandra Torresani has the crowd going wild.
Lindsey Shaw hits Alessandra Torresani.
Alessandra Torresani hits Lindsey Shaw.
Alessandra Torresani hits Lindsey Shaw.
Alessandra Torresani executes a vertical suplex on Lindsey Shaw.
Alessandra Torresani whips Lindsey Shaw into the ropes.
Lindsey Shaw misses with a shoulderblock.
Alessandra Torresani misses with an elbow.
Lindsey Shaw misses with a shoulderblock.
Alessandra Torresani hits Lindsey Shaw with a backdrop.
Lindsey Shaw falls out of the ring.
Alessandra Torresani goes through the ropes.
Alessandra Torresani nails Lindsey Shaw with a dropkick.
Teri Hatcher counts: 1.
Alessandra Torresani whips Lindsey Shaw into the guardrail.
Alessandra Torresani throws Lindsey Shaw back into the ring.
Alessandra Torresani runs into the ropes.
Lindsey Shaw hits Alessandra Torresani with a backdrop.
Lindsey Shaw nails Alessandra Torresani with a flying legdrop.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, three.

Lindsey Shaw pinned Alessandra Torresani
after a flying legdrop in 0:11:11.

GROUP B STANDINGS:
Lindsey Shaw (3-1, 6 pts)
Renee O'Connor (2-0, 4 pts)
Alessandra Torresani (2-1, 4 pts)
Larisa Oleynik (0-2, 0 pts)
Hayley Williams (0-3, 0 pts)

Tony: Things are still wide open. A big win for Lindsey Shaw. Even with the loss, Alessandra Torresani still has a chance to get into the finals.

Bruce: That's no consolation, Tony. These girls do not want to lose under any circumstances even if it means they can still get in the finals.

[Larisa Oleynik is standing out in the parking lot waiting on the PTB. Brittany comes walking in view straightening her pants.]

Snow: Thanks. Sorry. I had to go! I didn't know how much longer I could wait!

Oleynik: (looking out) No problem.

Snow: Lis, can I ask a question? Why's the PTB so after us? I mean why us. We're not the only bad girls out here. There's Hewitt, there's that idiot Lengies, and not to mention that bitch Amanda Bynes.

Oleynik: It's all just one big ego trip. Don't let it get to you. When you've got the bullseye on you, that means you did something right. Now Sarah's overdoing it a bit, and she needs to get her act together. Listen. I'm getting tired of all this. I've got a match to get ready for, and besides, they're probably not even going to show their faces while we're around.

Snow: I'm still gonna stick around like Sarah wanted.

Oleynik: Whatever.