Twas the Catfight After Christmas (Repost)

[ROCStorm]

'Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the house

The creatures were stirring, yes, even the mouse;

The stockings were hung by the shower with care,

And inside, Sarah Michelle Gellar would be bare;

Kim & Ginny were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Theron pole-danced in their heads;

And Hewitt in her teddy, and Hayden on my lap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's...umm...?nap?,

When in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what bone just shattter.

Away to the dining room we flew like a flash,

Downloaded some porn and gave up the cash.

The moon on the breast of Brittany Snow

Gave the lust of a mid-size object below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But Kristen Bell and six cans of beer,

With Minnie Driver and Blake Lively starting some suspense,

I knew in a moment a catfight would soon commence.

More rapid than eagles the insults they came,

And I whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

?Now, Brittany! now, Minnie! now, Kristen you vixen!

On cupboards! on tables! over yonder get your licks in!

Off with the tops! And against the walls!

Now bash away! bash away! bash away all!"

As dry heaves that fell before the wild bitches fly,

When they meet with an obstacle: scratches to the eye,

So on to the counter-top off with the trousers they flew,

With Leighton's hands full of sex toys, they used them too.

And then, after a spanking, I heard Brittany wail

From the tearing and clawing of each little nail.

As I drooled in my head, and was turning around,

Blake had Kristen tied up and bound.

Her crotch was dressed all in fur, legs spread soaking wet

And her clothes were all ripped drenched in tears and sweat;

A bundle of toys she had crammed in her behind.

And she looked like a catfighter just out of her mind.

Her eyes -- how they twinkled! Her nipples how merry!

Her cheeks were like roses, making her ass look like a strawberry!

Her cute little mouth taking a slapping like so

The punishment was about as bad for Brittany Snow;

The stump of a dildo inserted as she grinded her teeth,

Minnie's smoke rings encircled her head like a wreath;

She had a smile on her face as she pounded her titty,

That shook, as she laughed as if she was so witty.

She said she was chubby and plump, like a certain jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I heard that, in spite of myself;

A wink of her eye and a twist of her head,

Soon gave me to know it was over and time to go back to bed;

She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,

And pulled her hair; and acted like a jerk,

And laying her finger inside of her nose,

And giving a nod, dropped Brittany on the floor to give a pose;

She sprang to Leighton, and to her audience gave a whistle,

And back to bed with Hayden was I after the dismissal.

But I heard her exclaim, ere she walked out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good fight."

[a fan]

Very Clever, thanks

[bbb4]

Indeed ..supremely creative... An instant classic in my book.
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