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    Cool

    Hello and welcome to my humble home! I am your host, Jezie!
    Are you bored? Okay than, lets play one of my infamous games called X-lips! Remember; Try to make it as funny as possible! Here are the rules:



    Rule 1) Choose five names randomly. They can be anyone
    from the X-Men Universe to anyone else and put them on a piece of paper or just
    remember them.

    Rule 2) Choose 2 foods, anything weird would be nice.

    Rule 3) Choose 1 room outside the X-Mansion. (Named Placeout)

    Rule 4) Choose 1 place inside the X-Mansion. (Names Placein)

    Rule 5) Have fun, enjoy, and Review!


    Chapter One
    Beginnings....

    By Jezie

    (Name#1) walked through the X-Mansion. It was a boring day! (Name#2) hadn't tried to attack, (Name#3) didn't try to steal his Twinkies and the (Placeout#1)hadn't been blown up in days! Yup, It was a boring
    day. (Name#1) decided to go to the kitchen and eat some (food#1), It was his favorite after all and it cheered him up during these rainy days.
    When (Name#1) got to the kitchen he found (Name#4) sitting at the table calmly eating (Food#2). (Name#1) Just shook his head and made his (Food#1. After he sat down, (Name#4) started to talk
    "Pretty boring day, Huh?"
    "Yup, no one has stolen by Twinkies in days!"
    "That is pretty bad." (Name#4) agreed. All of a sudden the mansion rocked. (Name#1) and (Name#4) ran outside. It was (Name#5)!

    "I AM (Name#5)!" He shouted as lightning erupted from his hands. (Name#1) and (Name#5) looked at each other and then ran to the (Placein#1) to hide. On the way they passed (Name#3)

    To Be Continued at a later date!


    Did you enjoy my game? I might make more if you did! Also as a personal favor, post your funny X-Lips!

    >Jezie<



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    That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.

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    Chapter One
    Beginnings....
    By Jezie & KC

    KC walked through the X-Mansion. It was a boring day! Spatch hadn't tried to attack, Mit didn't try to steal his Twinkies and the Barbecue Pit hadn't been blown up in days! Yup, It was a boring
    day. KC decided to go to the kitchen and eat some Calamari, It was his favorite after all and it cheered him up during these rainy days.
    When KC got to the kitchen he found Slarti sitting at the table calmly eating Octopus Stew. KC Just shook his head and made his Calamari. After he sat down, Slarti started to talk
    "Pretty boring day, Huh?"
    "Yup, no one has stolen my Twinkies in days!"
    "That is pretty bad." Slarti agreed. All of a sudden the mansion rocked. KC and Slarti ran outside. It was Your Mom!

    "I AM YOUR MOM!" He shouted as lightning erupted from his hands. KC and Your Mom looked at each other and then ran to the Rogue's Li'l Whorehouse to hide. On the way they passed Mit

    To Be Continued at a later date!

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    Chapter 1
    Beginnings...
    By Fasheem and Jezie

    Jeff Martin walked through the X-Mansion. It was a boring day! Britney Spears hadn't tried to attack, Ricky Martin didn't try to steal his Twinkies and the Swingin' Lounge hadn't been blown up in days! Yup, It was a boring day. Jeff Martin decided to go to the kitchen and eat some Cheez Whiz, It was his favorite after all and it cheered him up during these rainy days.

    When Jeff Martin got to the kitchen he found Fasheem sitting at the table calmly eating crow. Jeff Martin just shook his head and made his Cheez Whiz. After he sat down, Fasheem started to talk.

    "Pretty boring day, Huh?"

    "Yup, no one has stolen my Twinkies in days!"

    "That is pretty bad." Fasheem agreed. All of a sudden the mansion rocked. Jeff Martin and Fasheem ran outside. It was Elton John!

    "I AM ELTON JOHN!" He shouted as lightning erupted from his hands. Jeff Martin and Fasheem looked at each other and then ran to the basement bathroom to hide. On the way they passed Eminem

    To be continued at a later date!



    [This message has been edited by Fasheem (edited March 01, 2001).]

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    Nice! There's only one problem. Cheez Whiz isn't a food. Not even close.

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    Oh yeah?! Well, Cheez Whiz may not be food but, uh....um, your mom is a man! Yeah, that's right. wink

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    My mom isn't, but Your Mom is!!!

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    LOL : ) That was funny! Want me to make more?

    P.S I also forgot to thank Slarti for helping me!

    >Jezie<

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    That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.

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    Red face

    More, more! I want to know what I said to KC and his fantasticaly fishy food fetish!

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    Kitchen!

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    Wink

    Eeeeewww!!! I just read what I was eating! Gack! Hurk! Arrgghhh! Bad KC, bad!

    Hey, I used Cheese Whiz when Jezie sent me this!

    These silly things are fun.
    biggrin

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    ROTFL! biggrin Ok, that was good. lol

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