Why Plainfield is the best place on earth to raise kids

**Beachcomber** · May 5th, 2006, 06:19 PM

No gators or hurricanes. Few wild hogs once in awhile but other than that it's the safest place on earth.

**Dulcinea** · May 5th, 2006, 06:23 PM

Don't forget the low ratio of child molesters to serial killers. That ratio is one of the lowest I have EVER seen.

And they picked all of the broken glass out of the ball pit in the play area of the McDonalds on Main. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

**reason** · May 5th, 2006, 06:32 PM

You very correct about the low child molesteration in Plainfield. None of my daddies ever touched me. Now that Ma got divorced agin, my little brother, Harley, has found guidance and understanding from the priest at our church.

I love Plainfield and its community values.

**Raven Soul** · May 8th, 2006, 11:55 AM

I got herpes once there from this chick named Sarah. She told me they were beauty marks.

**gae** · May 8th, 2006, 10:37 PM

Research, people. Research.

Would you want to raise your children where these people live?

brandgard

**travelinman** · May 8th, 2006, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by gae:
Research, people. Research.

Would you want to raise your children where these people live?

AKA Rocky Rococo

AKA George Tirebiter

AKA Nick Danger

AKA Hemlock Stones

<font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">AKA Nancy