WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN......

[LadyLove]

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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before
helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing" !

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

[Tee Ehn]

and two men that can handle it. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Tee Ehn]

oops sorry [img]redface.gif[/img] , wrong thread.................. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

[CanadianGirl]

*LMFAO*

[Tee Ehn]

[img]biggrin.gif[/img]


*waits for this to turn sexual..........

[LadyLove]

*sits with Tee....waitin' for this to turn sexual*

Don't tell me we have a thread that nobody can figure out how to turn sexual??? [img]eek.gif[/img]

[wildnthewind]

Originally posted by CanadianGirl:
*LMFAO*

<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma,sans-serif">**LMFAO TOO** har har har!

I need my legs massaged [img]tongue.gif[/img] they hurt from all that bic ridin' I did.. [img]frown.gif[/img]

[LadyLove]

Hey WILD child.....ya rode a bic did ya??? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

Sure do wish I coulda seen that one - or were ya tryin' to tell us yer muscles are sore cuz somebody was flickin' yer bic??? [img]eek.gif[/img]

Wellllllll.....whichever - I think he's 'bout to turn this one sexual.....I THINK he's hittin' CG up for a good rubbin'!

*Hollers to CG* C'mere CG.....Wild's wantin' a massage darlin'! Git ya stuff on over here and get 'im all loosened up! Just watch out for that bic he's been ridin' on......might jump out and bite ya!