no drinking right out of the can? MAN THAT BYTES!!
Too funny ... specially since I thought this was gonna be about a Neil Young song
Southern women know bad manners when they see them:
: Drinking straight out of a can.
: Not sending "thank you" notes.
: Velvet after February.
: White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
:
: Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
: Dewy skin.
: A winning smile.
: That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
:
: Southern women know their manners:
: "Yes, ma'am."
: "Yes, sir."
:
: Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
: Y'all come back!"
: Well, bless your heart.."
: Drop by when you can."
: How's your mama?"
: Love your hair."
:
: Southern women don't sweat....they glisten.
:
Southern women know their summer weather report:
: Hot
: Hot
: Hot
:
: Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
: Summer tans
: Wide brimmed hats
: Adorable sandals
:
: Southern women know everybody's first name:
: Honey - Hon
: Darlin'
: Sugah
:
: Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
: Driving Miss Daisy
: Steel Magnolias
: Fried Green Tomatoes
:
: Southern women know their religions:
: Catholic
: Baptist
: Methodist
: Football
:
: Southern women know country breakfasts:
Soft fried eggs
: Grits
: Country ham
: Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
:
: Southern women know their p's and q's:
: P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
: P"ralines (pronounced "praw-leens" not "pray-leens")
: P"unch
:
: Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
: Bad hair
: Bad manners
: Bad blind dates
: Bad Dancers
:
: Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah!
Now you run along, Sugah, and send this
: to some other girls raised in the South.
no drinking right out of the can? MAN THAT BYTES!!
Too funny ... specially since I thought this was gonna be about a Neil Young song
Naaaaaa......don't let it bite ya - ya GOTTA drink outa the can sometimes, huh? [img]wink.gif[/img]
Hey LL i like yer new hair do [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="3" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Helvetica, sans-serif">i like that [img]wink.gif[/img]gotta love a gal who knows how to change a tire, a diaper, her hairstyle and her man all in one day.
and for the life of me i always thought it was who's yer momma instead of how's your mommma, to be whispered in the ear of the one laying flat of his back worn out and begging for "no more, ive had enough", ahhh yeah sugar, who's yer momma LOL.
p.s...................what accent? [img]eek.gif[/img]
<font color="#009900" size="1">[ January 13, 2004 11:30 AM: Message edited by: Tee Ehn ]</font>
HEY DAVE! I'M A COUNTRY GAL, AND THAT AIN'T TRUE!
LOL! [img]wink.gif[/img]
But I lift the lid if that is a plus... but I dont like coke in a glass.
ya know the difference 'tween a city gal and a country gal?
city gals says "You may..."
country gal sez "Y'ALL may..."
gotta love a gal who knows how to change a tire, a diaper, her hairstyle and her man all in one day.
da dave
I just like a lady who when she tells me off it still sounds sexy with that accent. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="3" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's definitely a plus sweetie [img]smile.gif[/img] Besides, it goes flat too fast in a glass! Guess I'm what ya call a tolerant Southern woman...I say drink 'em like ya wanna....LOL! [img]wink.gif[/img]Originally posted by 1FINH:
But I lift the lid if that is a plus... but I dont like coke in a glass.
<font size="3" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ya got that right Dave - if I couldn't say "y'all", I couldn't talk!Originally posted by Father Dave:
ya know the difference 'tween a city gal and a country gal?
city gals says "You may..."
country gal sez "Y'ALL may..."
gotta love a gal who knows how to change a tire, a diaper, her hairstyle and her man all in one day.
da dave
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