INTERESTING QUESTIONS???

**LadyLove** · January 19th, 2004, 05:54 PM

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1. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

2. Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

3. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

4. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff into that slot?

5. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it back down to give their vacuum one more chance?

6. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will EVER open from the end you first try?

7. How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

8. Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept on drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It ISN'T all right, so why don't we say, 'That HURT, you stupid idiot'?

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed? If the yard is a halfway house for trash, when we see a yard sale wouldn't it make sense to just wait awhile and we could pick it up for nothing?

13. In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

15. Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

16. Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the HELL happened?

17. If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

18. Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

19. Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

20. How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

21. Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

22. Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

23. Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things, right?

24. Is the real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women?

25. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

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**peteTR25** · January 20th, 2004, 02:34 AM

LADY LOVE , VERY INTERESTING QUESTIONS.

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