SOME OF THE RULES OF LIFE *G*

**LadyLove** · January 22nd, 2004, 06:51 PM

<center>[b]Sometimes We Just Need To Remember What The Rules of Life REALLY
Are.
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You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. [img]eek.gif[/img]

<center> passiwiggle

**SEXY GRAMMA** · January 22nd, 2004, 07:42 PM

BAAHAHAHAHA! WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE! MY HUBBY USES THEM BOTH FOR EVERYTHING!
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**oranges** · January 22nd, 2004, 08:37 PM

err call me stupid... (i'll remind you all im from new zealand at this point too [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) BUT... what is WD-40?

**LadyLove** · January 22nd, 2004, 10:33 PM

Oopsy! Forgot you may not know about WD-40 there in NZ. It's a spray-on lubricant for when things that aren't supposed to get stuck do get stuck. Can't hardly live without it here in the US. [img]smile.gif[/img]

**oranges** · January 23rd, 2004, 05:10 AM

really? your men abit ridged and rough over there? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Tee Ehn** · January 23rd, 2004, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by LadyLove:
It's a spray-on lubricant for when things that aren't supposed to get stuck do get stuck. Can't hardly live without it here in the US. [img]smile.gif[/img]

LMAO YOU know i couldn't resist this one LOL....

------>ASK WILD!!!! LOL..HE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT!!!!!!!

**wildnthewind** · January 23rd, 2004, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by Tee Ehn:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by LadyLove:
It's a spray-on lubricant for when things that aren't supposed to get stuck do get stuck. Can't hardly live without it here in the US. [img]smile.gif[/img]

LMAO YOU know i couldn't resist this one LOL....

------>ASK WILD!!!! LOL..HE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT!!!!!!!<hr /></blockquote>Oh yeah baby! Don't leave home without it!
KY to VASELINE!... Just for those quickies LOL

Tee.. What's that wet spot doin' on your jammies
and how did it get there? [img]graemlins/cell.gif[/img] Maybe? ROFL
Or was it me? BAHAHAA.... Couldn't resist that one
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***Lickity***

**SEXY GRAMMA** · January 24th, 2004, 01:41 AM

EWWWWWWWW! I JUST HAD A THOUGHT, WD-40 IN THE PLACE OF KY!
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**Father Dave** · January 24th, 2004, 02:49 AM

lord have mercy...what mah eyes see...mah mind makes up and all that stuff inbetween....

"okdarlin' i gots this can o wd40 fer , umm, ya know, just in case, now lemme get my cig lit and spray this here stuff onya...pfoooooofffffffff...

ugh,punkin?

this here be the hole ya piss outa?

ugh well..ya better start pissin' cause, well punkin, it's on fire!!!!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah