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Dang. Thanks
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HOW'S THAT HOPE AND CHANGE WORKING OUT FOR YA ??????
Aint it great!?! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
"Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on."
Here's you another one....
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went
before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she
was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She
replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's
husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, "What is it?"
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
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This is for you UT1 [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky [censored] and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
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HOW'S THAT HOPE AND CHANGE WORKING OUT FOR YA ??????
Hmmm...that from someone who is at least 10 years older than I am!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
"Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on."
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Hmmm...that from someone who is at least 10 years older than I am!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Alright now you old buzzard. Be nice. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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HOW'S THAT HOPE AND CHANGE WORKING OUT FOR YA ??????
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Hmmm...that from someone who is at least 10 years older than I am!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Alright now you old buzzard. Be nice. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Hey, you threw down the gauntlet. I just picked it up! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
"Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on."
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