FEMALE POEM





I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind

And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.





MALE POEM





I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge [censored] who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a [censored].