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    "Resimay"

    Someone sent Count's resume to my inbox...

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Resimay

    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

    Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.</div></div>
    You'll shoot your eye out.

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    Re: "Resimay"

    LOL not funny

    The first resume I ever sent out did have college spelled collage though LOL (very embarrassing).

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    Re: "Resimay"

    I only put it up there because you're a good sport [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

    I attended collage too.
    You'll shoot your eye out.

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    Re: "Resimay"

    You know one day I could snap and start comming after people [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

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    Re: "Resimay"

    I doubt that.

    I actually think the bad spelling thing is all a big ploy. I've seen you spout off long posts without a single misspelling in them!
    You'll shoot your eye out.

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    Re: "Resimay"

    WHERE? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
    "Call me crazy, but I want to buy the Dallas Cowboys end zone and have the star right at the foot of my bed. That way when I score, I can spike the ball right on the star!" -Woody Paige, Around the Horn 10.9.08

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