Damn I hate these things...hate hate hate.
Might as well be [censored] an innertube.
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Best, most real-feeling condom on the market is PRIME superthins (gray box). They are the only condom that I have ever used that didn't either a)pop or b)was like taking a shower with a raincoat on.
Having said that, all condoms SUCK! the PRIMES just suck less (singing the old Coca-Cola jingle Ain't nothing like the real thing baby, ain't nothing like the real thing)
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I can't even remember what a condom felt like. Its been 6 years or so since I used one.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1inStripes</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can't even remember what a condom felt like. Its been 6 years or so since I used one. </div></div>
Man that's a long time to go without gettin any. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]
Been nearly a year myself, using a condom that is not not gettin some.
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not sure which smart ass comment to leave so I will leave two of them.
1. do you have any idea how much condoms used to cost back then?
hell i dont know we never used em.
2. condoms are like cut off men, i dont use em.
then there is the ever popular dialog from "WAITING" between Ryan Reynolds and his mom. I'll post it later, IMHO the funniest scene from that movie.
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Heck, I am married with a kid Beast, in 6 years your first statement will probably be correct.
"Call me crazy, but I want to buy the Dallas Cowboys end zone and have the star right at the foot of my bed. That way when I score, I can spike the ball right on the star!" -Woody Paige, Around the Horn 10.9.08
I had went like 3 years without wearing one, then the ole lady went off the pill for like 2 months trying to loose weight, sheish!!!!! I decided fucl< the weight, I'd rather she weigh a couple extra pounds than to have to hammer a heffty bag every night!!!! And I ussually ended up just pullin the damn thing off, haha, not good for preventing babies!!!
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You've been married 10 years Bob, what the hell you wearin one for????
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Thats what I was thinking man. Bob's taking a prememtive strike incase she's trying to get a bun in the oven without his knowledge I guess.
"Call me crazy, but I want to buy the Dallas Cowboys end zone and have the star right at the foot of my bed. That way when I score, I can spike the ball right on the star!" -Woody Paige, Around the Horn 10.9.08
HAHAHAHA, thats funny Stripes...Good thinkin Bob
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