Q: How can you tell there's an afterlife for Democrats?
A: Because after they die, they lie still.

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Three Democrats and three Republicans were going for a trip by train. Before boarding the train the Democrats bought 3 tickets (they could count to three) while the Republicans bought only one. The Democrats were glad their stupid colleagues were going to pay a fine. However when the conductor was approaching their compartment, all three Republicans went to the nearest toilet. The Conductor noticing that somebody is in the toliet knocked on the door and in reply saw a hand with the ticket. He checked it and Republicans saved 2/3 of the ticket price. The next day the Democrats decided to use the same strategy- they bought only one ticket, but Republicans did not buy any tickets at all. When the Democrats saw the conductor they went to the toliet, and when they heard knocking they handed out the ticket. They did not get it back. Why? The Republicans took it and went to the other toilet.