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[Twiddler]

This is the thread where I'm gonna post my stories from now on. Gonna start it off with the set list of matches and updated roster.
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EFW Roster

Tag Teams

Geek Squad (Felicia Day/Olivia Munn) (F)
Hellbound (Jenny Wade/Emma Caufield) (H)
I-Spy (Jennifer Garner/Yvonne Strahovski) (F)
Sex Kittens (Nichole Van Croft/Katy Perry) (H)
Spirit Squad (Diana Agron/Naya Rivera) (T)
Co-Eds (Gillian Jacobs/Allison Brie) (F)
High Society (Rachel Bilson/Mila Kunis) (H)


Roster

Kristen Kruek (H)
Allison Scagliotti (F)
Bianca Beauchamp (F)
Lea Michelle (H)
Emma Stone (F)
Kat Dennings (T)
Amanda Righetti (H)
Eliza Dushku (H)
Kristen Bell (T)
Keeley Hazell (F)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (H)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (F)
Elena Satine (H)
Hayden Panetierre (F)
Heather Morris (F)
Kaley Cuoco (H)

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First Set Of Practice Matches (Tom's)

1. Nichole Van Croft Vs. Olivia Munn – Winner Must Make Opponent Orgasm before she can pin or submit her. (DONE!)
2. Yvonne Strahovski Vs. Amanda Righetti – No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere match (In Progress)
3. Katy Perry Vs. Keeley Hazell – I Quit. (In Progress)
4. Emma Caulfield Vs. Felicia Day in a Leather Strap match.
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar Vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt – Best 2 out of 3 Falls.
6. Allison Scagliotti Vs. Lea Michelle – Steel Cage
7. Kat Dennings Vs. Kristen Bell – Tables Match
8. Jenny Wade Vs. Emma Stone – Last Woman Standing
9. Kristen Kruek Vs. Jennifer Garner – Singles Match
10. Bianca Beauchamp Vs. Eliza Dushku – Breast Smother Vs. Face Sit
11. Elena Satine Vs. Hayden Panetierre – Striptease match.
12. Heather Morris Vs. Kaley Cuoco – Minotaur's Challenge
13. Gillian Jacobs Vs. Rachel Bilson – Steel Cage
14. Allison Brie Vs. Naya Rivera – TLC Match
15. Diana Agron Vs. Mila Kunis – Ladder Match

Second Set of Practice Matches (Josh's)

'Loser Disgraced' Match
Katy Perry vs Olivia Munn
[Loser will be handcuffed and the Winner can do whatever they like to them!]

'Bitches on a Leash' Match
Emma Stone vs Emma Caulfield
[Basically this is a Bullrope Match]

'No Clothes Allowed' Match
Kat Dennings vs Jennifer Garner
[Real Simple! No Clothes Allowed!!!]

'First Blood' Match
Keeley Hazell vs Nichole Von Croft
[First to make their opponent Bleed wins!]

'Vibrator on a Pole' Match
Amanda Righetti vs Eliza Dushku
[Vibrator is on a Pole, Winner must make their opponent orgasm with the Vibrator]

'Fan Interaction' Match
Allison Scagliotti vs Hayden Panetierre
[Winner will pick a member of the crowd, the loser then becomes the slave of this lucky fan! The idea being one pretty lady will be stuck with possibly a fat nerd from the front row?]

'Tables' Match
Bianca Beauchamp vs Kristen Bell
[Just a regular Tables Match]

'Hellbound' Match
Jenny Wade vs Felicia Day
[A Scaffolding Match, where the loser is the person pushed from the Scaffolding and through the Tables Below!]

'Parking Lot Cat Fight'
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Kristen Kruek
[Just a Parking Lot Brawl, Submissions & Pinfall to Win!]

'No Disqualification' Match Yvonne Strahovski vs Lea Michele
[Anything Goes!!! Win by Pinfall or Submission]

'Submission' MatchElena Satine vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

Third Set Of Practice Matches (Ami's)

1. Olivia Munn vs Hayden Panetierre - Orgasmalore
Rules: Best of Two Matches. Opponents fight a random match where they must force a girl into submission and cause them to orgasm. Then they will face each other and force the opponent to orgasm. There is a penalty for losing the random match (Pleasuring the random opponent afterwards). If the match is a draw, a third round is carried out outside the ring and into the audience.

2. Kristen Kruek vs Katy Perry - Ring Jester
Rules: Strip your opponent and Ring them out! The loser must then walk back to the dressing room naked as they're oggled by the fans (or booed)

3. Felicia Day vs Elena Satine - Think Outside the Ring
Rules: First to Pin their opponent outside the ring wins.

4. Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Emma Stone - Fanservice!
Rules: Defeat your opponent in a best of three falls by showing off the most of your opponents body to the fans.

5. Bianca Beauchamp vs Lea Michelle - Pleasurable Lights Out
Rules: Knock out your opponent by tiring them out from orgasms.

6. Sex Kittens vs Hellbound - Party for Four
Rules: The opposing team must be pinned and held into submission at the same time in order to declare a winning team. This means that one person (in the ring or out) is pinned while the other is held into submission (in the ring or out).

7. Kristen Bell vs Allison Scagliotti - Spartan Victory
Rules: Only a KO is acceptable victory.

8. Geek Squad vs I-Spy - Nerds Day Out
Rules: Only the most technical and stylish Pin or Submission wins the match as voted by Fans.

9. Kat Dennings vs Jenny Wade - Losers First
Rules: First to pin wins.

10. Yvonne Strahovski vs Amanda Righetti - Stamina Match
Rules: Loser is the one unable to continue wrestling.

11. Keeley Hazell vs Jennifer Love Hewitt - I-Quit Match.
Rules: Force your opponent to resign.

12. Emma Caulfield Vs. Nichole Van Croft - First to Five.
Rules: First to make her opponent orgasm five times wins.

13. Jennifer Garner Vs. Eliza Dushku - Orgasmalore
Rules: Best of Two Matches. Opponents fight a random match where they must force a girl into submission and cause them to orgasm. Then they will face each other and force the opponent to orgasm. There is a penalty for losing the random match (Pleasuring the random opponent afterwards). If the match is a draw, a third round is carried out outside the ring and into the audience.

Fourth Set of Practice Matches (Ness's)

LEATHER STRAP MATCH (Oh Snap My Member)
Rachel Bilson vs. Mila Kunis

PAIN IN THE GLASS
Panes of Glass Legal
Yvonne Strahovski vs. Naya Rivera

TAR AND FEATHER DOOMSDAY DEVICE
Winner Tosses Opponent into Mud Plus Humilation
Jennifer Garner vs. Olivia Munn

TABLES LADDERS AND TEQUILA
Katy Perry vs. Gillian Jacobs

UNLUCKY 13 FREDDY GOT FINGERED
Each time opponent manages a feel inside the panties, a point, first to 7
Nichole Van Croft vs. Jenny Wade

GINGERBREAD LOG CABIN MATCH
2/3 Falls Tables Match Using Cake-like Houses
Diana Agron vs. Allison Brie

WHIPPED CREAM TABLES
Felicia Day vs. Emma Caufield

LEGO BLOCKS DEATH MATCH
Heather Morris vs. Kaley Cuoco

ANYWHERE MATCH - The Beach
(Basically Falls Count Anywhere without a Ring)
Kristen Kruek vs. Keeley Hazell

BALLS OF FIRE - Chuck E. Cheese Ballpit
Allison Scagliotti vs. Amanda Righetti

CAT O'NINE TAILS MATCH
Loser Receives Spanking Whacks
Kristen Bell vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar

TRAMPOLINE CAGE - ESCAPE ONLY
Eliza Dushku vs. Kat Dennings

FANS BRING THE "WEAPONS"
Instead of death match its things like paddles and lubrication bottles
Emma Stone vs. Elena Satine

YES MASTER MATCH
After a pinfall the loser has to fulwill one wish of the winner. First to 3 wishes wins.
Hayden Panetierre vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt

STAIRWAY TO FOUR-CHAN
Casket match using a kiddie pool
Bianca Beauchamp vs. Lea Michelle

Fifth Set of Practice Matches (Chris's)

1. Allison Scagliotti vs Kaley Cuoco
Fave Weapon Hardcore Match - bring Guitar/Tennis Racket.

2. Kristen Kreuk vs Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buried Alive, Cemetary Match, (real cemetary).

3. Olivia Munn vs Mila Kunis
Buried Alive Beach Party, Facesit match.

4. Kristen Bell vs Emma Caulfield
Witch's cauldron - First to orgasm, best 2 of 3.

5. Alison Brie vs Lea Michelle
Locker Room Sexfight, first to 9, FCA.

6. Eliza Dushku vs Dianna Agron
Bring it On- Cheer uniforms, Basketball Court Must get all three (Strip, force orgasm, facesit KO).

7. Elena Satine vs Emma Stone
Garbage Dumpster Match - Loser thrown in dumpster.

8. Kat Dennings vs Keeley Hazell
Vehicle Assistance Smother Match - Parking Lot, Must obtain a smother against a car. VASM (Sexfight stips).

9. Jennifer Garner vs Amanda Righetti
Beat the (sexual) clock match (60 minutes) – Put opponent through table, then see how many times you can make your opponent orgasm in 60 minutes.

10. Yvonne Strahovski vs Jenny Wade
Boiler Room Brawl.

11. Rachel Bilson vs Gillian Jacobs
Only room for one queen - force orgasm, facesit.

12. Naya Rivera vs Hayden Panetierre
Bring it On- Cheer uniforms, Basketball Court, Must get all three (Strip, force orgasm, facesit KO).

13. Katy Perry vs Heather Morris
First to 5 sexfight - First to make her opponent orgasm five times wins. (In Progress)

14. Bianca Beauchamp vs Felicia Day
Fetish vs Geek Domination Costume Fight (must get one of ea -* stripped, orgasm, pinned.

15. Nichole Von Croft vs Jennifer Love Hewitt
Pleasurable Lights Out - Rules: Knock out your opponent by tiring them out from orgasms.

Sixth set of Practice Matches (Greg's)

Stipulation Five-Way! - Get one of each (Strip Your Opponent, Pin, Submission, Physical Knockout, and Sexual Knockout) to win!
Heather Morris Vs. Bianca Beauchamp

Battle Of Good Vs. Evil – Rooftop Rumble!
Kristen Kruek Vs. Hayden Panetierre

TLCO Match! - Tables, Ladders, Chairs AND Orgasms ARE LEGAL!!
Felicia Day Vs. Lea Michelle

First to Ten Orgasms!
Olivia Munn Vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Reverse Move Match! - Hit one of your opponents finishers on them, then pin them, to win!
Elena Satine Vs. Kristen Bell

Slayer Vs. Slayer! - Three Layers Of Hell!!
Fall 1: Sexfight!
Fall 2: Tables Match!
Fall 3: Cage Match!
Eliza Dushku Vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar

I Quit Match!
Emma Caulfield Vs. Gillian Jacobs

Striptease Sexfight! - Strip your opponent, fuck them, and then pin or submit them to win!
Alison Brie Vs. Jenny Wade

Pleasure First Match! - Must make your opponent orgasm, before you can pin or submit them!
Naya Rivera Vs. Kaley Cuoco

Ironwoman Match! – Women with the most pins, submissions, and orgasms after 60 minutes WINS!
Jennifer Garner Vs. Katy Perry

Ambulance Match! - Knock out your opponent and stick them into an Ambulance to WIN!
Amanda Righetti Vs. Diana Agron

Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match!
Rachel Bilson Vs. Emma Stone

Pleasurable Lights-Out Match – Knock your opponent out with orgasms to win!
Yvonne Strahovski Vs. Nichole Van Croft

Parking Lot Brawl!!
Mila Kunis Vs. Kat Dennings

Funhouse Brawl – A Battle Inside An Empty Funhouse!
Keeley Hazell Vs. Allison Scagliotti

[Twiddler]

(Reserved for more set lists, just in case I fill up the first post.)

[Twiddler]

(And, just in case the second post ALSO gets filled up... this spot's reserved, too. )

[Twiddler]

Any matches you guys can't wait to see or would LIKE to see?

[Twiddler]

And if anyone wants to see a bio for a specific lady, just let me know, and I'll post it. Have almost all of the team bios done, too. Only ones not finished are those for High Society, Co-Eds, and Spirit Squad.

[Randomman]

some of those matches have win stipulations that are a bit...Beyond the Impossible...or not impossible enough.

Loser Disgraced has no time limit.
Fan Interaction is a couple levels of skeevy (but that's just me)
Parking Lot Catfight needs KO possibility to make it more extreme. Same for No DQ.
Pleasurable Lights Out is a great concept--but it breaks my Suspension of Disbelief. It's a fortunate byproduct, but not a goal IMO. It's also too similar to First to Five
Fanservice is a great name, but a strip match might be more appropriate. There aren't many pinning options that are geared towards fanservice. Submissions, on the other hand...
Stamina Match and Spartan Victory are too similar to each other in concept to really count as unique matches, IMO.
Finally you have 2 Orgasmalore matches in the same bracket (with other overlaps occuring as well).

I think you need some non-stipulation matches to keep the other matches "Special".

But I love your roster and look forward to your posts. I just don't think parts of this idea have been thoroughly thought out.

But that's just me.

[Twiddler]

some of those matches have win stipulations that are a bit...Beyond the Impossible...or not impossible enough.

Loser Disgraced has no time limit.
Fan Interaction is a couple levels of skeevy (but that's just me)
Parking Lot Catfight needs KO possibility to make it more extreme. Same for No DQ.
Pleasurable Lights Out is a great concept--but it breaks my Suspension of Disbelief. It's a fortunate byproduct, but not a goal IMO. It's also too similar to First to Five
Fanservice is a great name, but a strip match might be more appropriate. There aren't many pinning options that are geared towards fanservice. Submissions, on the other hand...
Stamina Match and Spartan Victory are too similar to each other in concept to really count as unique matches, IMO.
Finally you have 2 Orgasmalore matches in the same bracket (with other overlaps occuring as well).

I think you need some non-stipulation matches to keep the other matches "Special".

But I love your roster and look forward to your posts. I just don't think parts of this idea have been thoroughly thought out.

But that's just me.

I didn't pick the stips at all, my friend. Other people did. And I'm just appeasing them now, heh. Not my fault they did badly with the stips. But I'll work with what I have, as best I can. .... and what's wrong with having two Orgasmalore matches? I mean... really? And there's no order to my writing these matches. I'll just be picking and choosing. And they're not brackets, really. Just... just lists.

[Randomman]

My mistake then--and in that case--GOOD LUCK!

[Twiddler]

My mistake then--and in that case--GOOD LUCK!

Thank you very much, sir. Expecting a few more set lists in the near future still, too. Feel free to make one of your own!

[Twiddler]

Well.... I'm not finished with this one just yet, but I think I'm gonna post a little bit of it to satiate you guys for now until I do. So... here. Enjoy the first little bit of Katy Perry Vs. Keeley Hazell.

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?American Woman? by: The Guess Who started blaring over the arena speakers as Keeley Hazell made her way out to the top of the ramp, clad in her usual battle attire: a red and white striped bikini top with a solid red bikini bottom, a pair of red, fingerless black gloves, red ?battle? boots, a black belt and a pair of black leather leggings. Listening to her entrance music, she had to laugh at the irony. She, herself, wasn't an American. She was born in London, England! But this crowd loved her, and, since this WAS an American wrestling fed, not an English or British one, as far as she was concerned she WAS American. Slowly walking down the ramp, she grinned as she looked, from side to side, at the raucous, cheering crowd. She slid into the ring, then got up, and raised one fist in the air, to cheers from the crowd, before jumping up and down a few times, getting herself ready to fight before she went to her corner and waited for her opponent.

Keeley's music was soon replaced by ?Teenage Dream? by: Katy Perry, as Perry walked out, clad in a white dress shirt with enough buttons opened for the audience to see her black lace bra underneath, a pair of black, fingerless gloves, a plaid skirt, plaid stockings, and a pair of running shoes, and sucking on her customary ?I Love You? lollipop. What was missing, however, were her customary pig tails, which would have completed her slutty schoolgirl look. Tonight, for her I Quit match with Keeley, she had, instead, opted to wear her hair out straight, going for a more intimidating look, which she backed up as she walked down to the ring, not even acknowledging the boos of the crowd as she was too focused on keeping both her eyes on her opponent. Getting near the ring, Katy took the lollipop out of her mouth and tossed it into the crowd, before jumping up onto the ring apron, and wiping her feet on it, then slipping her way in between the ring ropes and then making her way to the nearest corner, where she rested, arms up on the ropes, still keeping her eyes on her opponent while she waited for the opening bell to ring.

?Five minutes or less, bitch,? Katy taunted, from across the ring. ?That's how long it'll take me to make you quit.?

?See, now, if I was listening to your music, it'd probably take a lot less time to make me quit,? replied Keeley, with a grin, ?But this is a wrestlin' match, luv. It'll take a lot more than idle threats to beat ME.?

DING DING DING!!

As soon as the bell rang, both ladies exited their corners, and started circling each other. For two or three minutes, they sized each other up, feigning kicks and tackles at each other, before locking up in a Collar and Elbow Tie-Up. Back and forth both ladies went, exchanging the advantage, as, strength-wise, they were pretty evenly matched, until, expectedly, Katy went for the cheap shot when she suddenly backed out of the tie up and kicked Keeley in the stomach. Then, as Keeley doubled over, trying to catch her breath, Katy smashed her in the back with a Double Axe Handle, sending her face down to the mat. Katy then picked Keeley up and whipped her into the ropes, extending her arm for a clothesline, which Keeley ducked, before grabbing Katy's extended arm and twisting it behind her back in a hammerlock

?Gonna have to be faster then that, luv,? said Keeley, cranking up the pressure on the hold, ?And your gonna have to take a hell of a lot more outta me, too, before I fall for a flimsy little clothesline.? In reply, Katy suddenly smashed her head backwards, headbutting Keeley in the face, and, before Keeley could stumble backwards, Katy slipped behind her and locked her up in a hammerlock of her own.

?This fast enough for ya, BITCH?? sneered Katy, as Keeley cringed through both the sudden pain in her arm and the pain in her nose from the headbutt, ?Ready to QUIT, like the little SKANK you ? OOOF!!!? Katy's train of thought was interrupted when Keeley suddenly reached up with one arm, grabbed Katy around the neck, and then flipped her over her head with a Snapmare. As Katy hit the mat, she sat up, holding her back in pain, which suddenly got worse when Keeley landed several hard kicks to her spine. Then, quick as a wink, Keeley ran into the ropes behind her and returned with a hard, running knee to the back of Katy's head, knocking her woozy as she fell back down to the mat. Before she could recover, though, Keeley was back on her, lifting her back up to a sitting position, shoving a knee into the small of her back and keeping it there while she grabbed both of Katy's arms and WRENCHED them backwards, eliciting a slight gasp from Katy, due to the pain of it all.

?How's that feel, then?? taunted Keeley, with a grin, as she pulled back even harder on Katy's arms, ?Are YOU ready to quit, luv? Cause, I can make the pain worse. Much, much worse, in fact... ? Case in point, as Katy started muttering ?no, no, no? under her breath, Keeley suddenly added her other knee to the hold, and started to lift Katy up off the mat, in some kind of Knee-Lift Surfboard. Then, to add the ?much worse? to her ?much, much worse? threat, Keeley started rocking from side to side, slowly at first, but then speeding up, faster and faster, before slamming Katy onto her side. ?Hell of a ride, wasn't that, luv?? said Keeley, fixing her togs before getting to her feet and dragging a hurting, and slightly dizzy Katy with her, ?Didja have fun, riding the Keeley Coaster? I'd letcha have another ride, but there are so MANY other attractions I'd like to introduce you to...?

After kneeing Katy in the gut, Keeley moved behind her doubled over opponent's back, reached down, grabbed her feet, and yanked up, hard, sending Katy back to the mat, face first. But Keeley wasn't done yet, as, keeping hold of Katy's legs after pulling them up further into the crook of her arms, Keeley started to spin around and round, slowly at first, and then quicker and quicker, pulling out the Inverted Giant Swing she liked to call the Keeley-Go-Round. The faster Keeley spun, the higher Katy was raised up in the air, and the higher the drop would be when Keeley eventually let go. And let go, she did, after several more rotations, sending Katy skidding along the mat, face first, as Keeley backed up to the ropes, to recover from her slight dizziness. After a half a minute of getting her bearings back, Keeley pushed herself off the ropes and scanned the ring for Katy, spotting her starting to get up on the apron on the outside of the ring.

?Surely it can't be THIS easy to beat you, can it, luv?? Keeley said, making her way over to Katy and reaching over the ropes to grab her by the hair. As soon as Katy felt Keeley's hands in her hair, though, she lashed out with a balled up fist, aimed right at Keeley's crotch. It definitely found it's mark, as, seconds later, she let Katy's hair go and started to fall to the mat herself, but Katy grabbed hold of Keeley's hair and pulled her up to her feet as Katy got to her own.

?It sure as hell ain't gonna be that easy, tramp,? said Katy as she smashed a forearm into Keeley's chin, who's hands were too busy rubbing her sore crotch to protect her, ?And don't call me Shirley, bitch.? Katy then draped one of Keeley's arms around over one shoulder, took a tight grip of Keeley's red bikini bottoms, and, wincing at the pain in her back, lifted Keeley high up into the air above her and then fell back, suplexing her blonde foe to the cold, hard ringside floor, both ladies landing with a resounding crash. Though both ladies took damage from the move, it was Keeley who took the brunt of it, as, with her hands still at her crotch, she was unable to protect herself from the fall.

Katy, using the ring apron for help, pulled herself up to her feet, rubbing out the last of the pain in her back, while Keeley slowly got to her hands and feet, at which point Katy darted forwards and smashed a foot into her ribs, sending her back to her belly with slightly less air then she had before. Katy then grabbed the hurting Keeley by the hair and pulled her to her feet, grabbed one arm, went into a deep crouch and FLUNG her, hard, into the nearby set of steel ring steps. Keeley hit them with a crash, having the presence of mind to hit them back first, which turned out to be a bad idea, as it just made the pain in her back worse as she slumped down against them. Things only got worse, though, because, as soon Keeley started to pull herself back up to her feet, Katy darted forwards, ramming her shoulder nearly through Keeley's rib cage as she speared her right into the steel steps, the impact of which caused the top step to move a few inches.

(To be continued!)