The TK-069 interview! Tonight at 9!

**TK-069** · March 22nd, 2004, 09:41 PM

what are you wearing?
DKNY jeans, ADIDAS shelltops, an open midnight blue button shirt (with wifebeater), and glasses.

would you suck cock for a million dollars?
Hellz no!

is it hot in here or is it just me?
I dunno... It's pretty hot in here... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

what celebrity you would like to be if you could?
Jared Leto. Good actor. Good looks. Seems cool.

what celebrity you want dead?
Ashton Kutcher. ...evil...

are you really going to japan?
Hai! Looks like early summer now. Was gonna be for spring break.

can i go with you?
Maybe. But I don't think you're a military dependent.

can you at least get me a t-shirt?
Sure! Any special characters you have in mind?

would you wear a thong if i dared you?
Why the hell not...

and show me a picture?
uh...alright.

when can i expect my drawing?
By the end of this week.

YOUR worse sexual experience?
How's about a girl farting in your face? Is that pretty bad? [img]redface.gif[/img]

**lifeofbutter** · March 30th, 2004, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by TK-069:
what are you wearing?
DKNY jeans, ADIDAS shelltops, an open midnight blue button shirt (with wifebeater), and glasses.
nice
would you suck cock for a million dollars?
Hellz no!
lol
is it hot in here or is it just me?
I dunno... It's pretty hot in here... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

what celebrity you would like to be if you could?
Jared Leto. Good actor. Good looks. Seems cool.
i agree
what celebrity you want dead?
Ashton Kutcher. ...evil...
yea he sucks
are you really going to japan?
Hai! Looks like early summer now. Was gonna be for spring break.
i envy you
can i go with you?
Maybe. But I don't think you're a military dependent.

can you at least get me a t-shirt?
Sure! Any special characters you have in mind?
not really. just get something weird or funny. maybe an action figure i love those.
would you wear a thong if i dared you?
Why the hell not...
cool
and show me a picture?
uh...alright.
hehehe
when can i expect my drawing?
By the end of this week.
still waiting
YOUR worse sexual experience?
How's about a girl farting in your face? Is that pretty bad? [img]redface.gif[/img]

thats horrible. I would die if i did that. the closest thing are pussy farts but is not the same. still embarrasing tho lol

**lifeofbutter** · March 30th, 2004, 09:01 PM

lol

create-a-mate for you with parts of celebreties.

whats your favorite piece of clothing?

if your house was on fire and you could only carry one thing out (non human or animal) what would it be?

if you could have sex with me but you had to spend the night with lance in the same bed and he sleps naked, would you?

whats your favorite game?

**TK-069** · March 31st, 2004, 03:28 AM

create-a-mate for you with parts of celebrities.

Hmmm... y'know, this is tough! Just celebrities? I'd start with Angelina Jolie's lips. Jennifer Garner's eyes. Gina Gershon's nose. Jennifer Tilly's voice (raspy is sooo sexy! LOL). Keira Knightley's body. Jolene Blaylock's boobs. Salma Hayek's attitude. Maggie Gyllenhaal's personality. Laetitia Casta's booty... and Kobe Tai's screams of ecstacy. That good?

whats your favorite piece of clothing?

That I like to wear, or on a woman? Details, girlie! [img]smile.gif[/img] I guess a nice comfortable pair of loose-fitting jeans.

if your house was on fire and you could only carry one thing out (non human or animal) what would it be?

Damn, I was gonna say my dog. I guess... my ceremonial kitana. I received it from my sifu (my sensei) when I was seven. He saw promise in me and gave the sword to me as a sign of honor.

if you could have sex with me but you had to spend the night with lance in the same bed and he sleps naked, would you?

... that's... that's just nasty. I sleep in the bed with nekkid LLance, then we proceed to humpin' elsewhere, or we hump in the same bed nekkid LLance is sleeping in? Either way, Hell YES!

whats your favorite game?

Video game: Madden
Board game: Trivial Pursuit
Naughty game: Nekkid Twister

**TK-069** · March 31st, 2004, 04:18 AM

Pussy farts are just nature's way of sayin' "You're doing a good job, but really have at it."

**lifeofbutter** · April 2nd, 2004, 07:27 PM

whats your worst fear?

Whats the name of your dog?

at what age you lost your virginity?

how do you prefer women? completely shaven, neatly groomed or al naturale?

would you eat a live roach for 50 bucks?

you had a horrible car accident and you lost your arms,legs and your penis. they can only re-attach one thing. what will it be? your Arms, your legs or your penis?

they are willing to give you a million dollars but you have to have parts of your body reversed for a whole year. Your penis will be where your ass was and your ass where your penis was. will you take the money?

if you sudently woke-up and what the fuck??? you look like britney spears!!! what would do you do first?

**TK-069** · April 2nd, 2004, 07:40 PM

whats your worst fear?
Dying alone or too young in a gruesome manner.

Whats the name of your dog?
Zeus K. Hall

at what age you lost your virginity?
17

how do you prefer women? completely shaven, neatly groomed or al naturale?
It kinda doesn't matter to me. OK, hair can get in the way, but if it's not too much, it's fine. Completely shaven is a treat in itself!

would you eat a live roach for 50 bucks?
Sure. Why the hell not? But not a regular New York roach, no way. A health advisor-approved Madagascar giant roach type. Might as well go all out.

you had a horrible car accident and you lost your arms,legs and your penis. they can only re-attach one thing. what will it be? your Arms, your legs or your penis?
A man isn't a man without his main unit.

they are willing to give you a million dollars but you have to have parts of your body reversed for a whole year. Your penis will be where your ass was and your ass where your penis was. will you take the money?
And you call me sick! LOL No way! Maybe for 50 or a 100 mil, but not just for a simple single!

if you sudently woke-up and what the fuck??? you look like britney spears!!! what would do you do first?
Fondle the boobies, check out the new equipment downstairs, and call up Christina Aguilera and Madonna.

**lifeofbutter** · April 2nd, 2004, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by TK-069:
whats your worst fear?
Dying alone or too young in a gruesome manner.

for me is drowning
Whats the name of your dog?
Zeus K. Hall
very cool.
at what age you lost your virginity?
17
19
how do you prefer women? completely shaven, neatly groomed or al naturale?
It kinda doesn't matter to me. OK, hair can get in the way, but if it's not too much, it's fine. Completely shaven is a treat in itself!
i agree
would you eat a live roach for 50 bucks?
Sure. Why the hell not? But not a regular New York roach, no way. A health advisor-approved Madagascar giant roach type. Might as well go all out.
lol details details
you had a horrible car accident and you lost your arms,legs and your penis. they can only re-attach one thing. what will it be? your Arms, your legs or your penis?
A man isn't a man without his main unit.
thought so
they are willing to give you a million dollars but you have to have parts of your body reversed for a whole year. Your penis will be where your ass was and your ass where your penis was. will you take the money?
And you call me sick! LOL No way! Maybe for 50 or a 100 mil, but not just for a simple single!
lol just trying to make it interesting
if you sudently woke-up and what the fuck??? you look like britney spears!!! what would do you do first?
Fondle the boobies, check out the new equipment downstairs, and call up Christina Aguilera and Madonna.
good plan