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December 6th, 2004, 03:42 PM
#1
Inactive Member
How many fat older men who can't get women are buying toys on here but me? I need a friend. Can one of you hang out with me sometime. You all seem really cool! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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December 6th, 2004, 03:47 PM
#2
-megalithanod
Guest
hmmn...
not found of the generalization you tried to make, but stick around, we are a good bunch.
How about telling us more about you - like what you collect, etc
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December 6th, 2004, 03:52 PM
#3
Inactive Member
Well [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] ... I'm getting older and fatter; but I've got a woman (and I olny need one)....
Welcome to the Unreal.
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December 6th, 2004, 07:05 PM
#4
HB Forum Owner
Raimi certainly is evil. He proved that by approving and producing an upcoming Evil Dead remake. I will forgive him when he makes Evil Dead 4 though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Oh yeah, welcome to the board. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Oh, and the only chick on this board is Peter Peeker, but you are in luck, she sleeps with EVERYONE! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ December 06, 2004 03:07 PM: Message edited by: TCM Hitchhiker ]</font>
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December 6th, 2004, 07:10 PM
#5
Inactive Member
welcome! i'm fat, young and have a girl... loser [img]tongue.gif[/img]
*goes back to his daily 3 hours of porn*
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December 6th, 2004, 07:29 PM
#6
Inactive Member
Bio... how many times do I have to tell you....
... drawing eyes on your hand, naming it "Jennifer Lopez", and having it say things about "Taco flavored keeeses" is NOT the same thing as having a girlfriend. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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December 6th, 2004, 07:31 PM
#7
Inactive Member
hahahahahaha...... [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
that's just my kool-aid on the side [img]tongue.gif[/img]
seriously though, me and my gf have been going out for almost 3 months. i just don't mention it that often cause of comments like that [img]wink.gif[/img]
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December 6th, 2004, 07:35 PM
#8
Inactive Member
That's cool.
You should have her visit here, so we can tell her what you're REALLY like. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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December 6th, 2004, 07:36 PM
#9
Inactive Member
her family seems to be lodged somewhere in stone ages.... no internet, no cable... i was shocked to discover that they had indoor plumbing, frankly.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ December 06, 2004 03:37 PM: Message edited by: Biohazard ]</font>
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December 6th, 2004, 07:46 PM
#10
Inactive Member
Ahh... so they can't look up your felony list on the internet...
... good idea. [img]wink.gif[/img]
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