HA!
Ma Peeker send it to the wrong person today?
Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man
on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying,"Fair's fair.
Here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the
5:00 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
HA!
Ma Peeker send it to the wrong person today?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think so. It was addressed to, "My drunk, bum of a son who still owes me a pack of smokes and a fifth of Jack".Originally posted by -megalithanod:
HA!
Ma Peeker send it to the wrong person today?
Sounds like Peeker to me. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ August 24, 2005 09:03 PM: Message edited by: Guyver ]</font>
Maybe.
If it had "Microman Loving toy geek" in there as well, then it DEFAINTELY would be for Peeker!
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