Fart Football

-megalithanod · February 25th, 2006, 03:51 AM

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the hold man passes gas and says, "Seven points."

His wife rolls overs and says, "What in the world was that?"

"It's fart football," the old man replied.

A few minutes later, his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha! I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got and accidentally shits in the bed.

"What the hell was that?!" asks his wife.

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."