Have kid vomit in my class........ check

**KillerKanuck** · February 26th, 2006, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by Dajistein:
Safety course?

Firearm safety.

**Peter Peeker** · February 26th, 2006, 04:20 AM

so guns don't hurt themselves.

**Taddy333** · February 26th, 2006, 04:26 AM

nothing like the smell of fresh vomit in the morning....smells like ...victory

**KillerKanuck** · February 26th, 2006, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by Taddy333:
nothing like the smell of fresh vomit in the morning....smells like ...victory

In that case, I'd prefer loosing.

**Taddy333** · February 26th, 2006, 04:54 AM

full metal jacket. i just replaced napalm with vomit

[ February 25, 2006 12:54 PM: Message edited by: Taddy333 ]

**Spore** · February 26th, 2006, 04:54 AM

Firearm safety lesson 1: Keep the drunk fuckers away from the guns...

**KillerKanuck** · February 26th, 2006, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Peter Hoffman:
Maybe you shouldn't be teaching kids how to use guns. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Easy Liberal. He's over 18.

Or would you rather they learn from gangbangers in Toronto.

I'll leave it there before I start making enemies.

**KillerKanuck** · February 26th, 2006, 03:09 PM

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?