Arkward family moments

[nghtcrwlr]

OOhh, just came up with this, makes no sense but just had to share!

TJ: (as is leaving and Wolverine comes in) Oh, bye Uncle Logan!

Wolverine: Huh? Yeah... (to NC) Ya see bud, that's why I stayed single...

NC: Really?

Wolverine: Yeah (sniffs air) eh, uhm, bud, gotta tell ya: I'm leaving the X-Men again fer 'nother "bit of unfinished business" trip.

NC: Again?... NOW!?!
(Wolverine breaks into a run, a mob appears in the horizon, opposite where he's going)

NC: Who the-? ... Friends of Humanity? Weapon X troops? (looks again as group nears) ... Nein! A bunch o' kids?!

(one kid of the group steps up as they arrive)
Kid: Hi, what's your name?

NC: Uhm, uh, Kurt...

Kid: Was that girl your daughter?

NC: Ja, well, I guess...

Kid: Did she call that short, hairy guy "Uncle Logan"?

NC: Ja...Why?

Kid mob (elated in their discovery and in unison): Yeee-peeee! UNCLE KURT!!!!

[Spatula Gal]

LOL!! This stuff is great! I think we've got a great fanfic brewing here!

[kurtlover]

deffinively!!
LOL
this is very funny


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give a kiss tall and dark bamfsome!!!

[gnahrf]

triple-LOL!
More, more, more!

Oder:
Mehr, mehr, mehr!
Ja, immer doch ja mehr!
Wir wollen ganz mehr -
Ja, bestimmt, das wollen wir...
Mehr, mehr, mehr!

[nghtcrwlr]

[Guys, please tell me what you think ok? You really like this Spats? Please, add, edit, subtract, divide, something, whatever, ok? You've got really great ideas Spats, you know! I really like 'em, problem is now they got me started and I have been apologizing to the Wolverine in my head since I posted this, but oh, hell, I just came up with a tid bit more...guess I'll just have to keep apologizing.]

Kid (once they have all settled): Uhm, Uncle Kurt, vhy is he(points to direction of Wolverine, whose shadow has now disappeared in the dusk of the horizon...) alvays running??

NC: Uhm, oh, ah...he uh, he uh ... (to self)stayed single too long...(to kids) I mean, hey! wanna see something neat, kids?

(nervously trying to come up with something to distract them, unconsciously begins twitching his tail...one of the smaller kids sees Kurt's tail flick)
2nd Kid: Aaaahhh!!! . . . SSSNAKE!!! . . . VE 'AVE TU SAVE UNCLE KURT! ... ATTTAAAACKKK!!

[... *I'm sorry Logan! I'm sorry! Oh, no! You too Kurt! I'm sorry Kurt! I'm so sorry! Don't worry, I'll think of something! I promise, I will!*]

[gnahrf]

LOL! I can see Nighty's face. And, oh, this reminds me of Lockheed's love for our Elf's little tail... And don't be sorry for Wolvie - you know, he's the best there is at what he does.

[Spatula Gal]

Love it Nghcrwlr!! Can't think of anything myself right now though...

[nghtcrwlr]

["the best at what he does"? DITTO! Though I went nuts and mustered something up...had to save Kurt's tail! Here goes]

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meanwhile...

Mystique(to self): Uh, oh, Dick! My darling! Where are you?! Ooooh, how I miss the way you would hold up the milk bottles for me at the door!!!!

TJ(perplexed at the wails of Mystique, comes from behind): Uhm, hey! what's wrong?

Mystique(looks up at the sky, her back still to TJ): Ooooh! This is humiliating!!...Why?! I tell you? Why can't 'I' have a milkman?!...Why?! Where's the harm?!...Oh, and the janitor! him too (to self, though too loud) Ha!, that bastard Sabertooth, if he only knew!!

TJ: GRANDMA!! You mean, the milkman AND the janitor?!

Mystique: Yeah, I'm real talented, aren't I?...Wait! Did...you just...call...me...(as whirls around) G-R-A-N-D-M-A --? . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (breaks into a run, tearing hair)

TJ(to reader): You people better write about someone else's dysfunctional family, 'cause I'm not gonna take this anymore...(stomps off)
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(Mystique arrives to the scene...the mob of children running from one spot to the other, Kurt clutching on to his tail, 'porting from spot to spot, terrified at the concept there is no where to hide...)

NC: C'mon, children, we can all play nice now!... No, no, no...it's not a snake, it's a tail, NOoOoOo!... c'mon, bitte??? (to self:*think of something Kurt*)...Uhm, uh, you know daddy wants you all to play nice?...(*hopefully*)

Mystique: Dad--?... WHAT?!
(everyone halts)
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SILENCE
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(both simultaneously)
Kids: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!...It's a witch! forget it, RUN!
Mystique: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!...Grand-children! (shivers)

(as children run away, NC turns to Mystique)
NC: Uhm, mother??...

Mystique(interrupting, approaches him): Shut up! Ok? Just don't...say...a...word! You are coming with me!!

NC: What?! Aren't you a bit late to say that?...Ouch!
(Mystique pulls him by the ear...and won't let go)

NC: What are you doing? Where are you takin me?
Mystique: That's IT! I've had it!... I'm taking you to the Convent! ...you're gonna be a priest.
NC: The conv--? Aww man, do I have to? Why?
Mystique: 'CAUSE I SAY SO!
NC: Ok, ok, ok, ok!... (to self) witch...

[...and had to find someone to blame for Kurt's priest gig! ]

[hiddencrawler]

LMAO!!!!

Keep it up.. and to parry, gnahrf:
Mehr, mehr, mehr!!!

(Oh, how I love this board. )

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~*The Hiding-Crawler*~
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Always watching from the shadows...

[gnahrf]

LOL! *Thunderous laughter fills my room* Phantastisch! Verr?ckt! Unglaublich!

Poor Mystique! To think she has soooo many grand children - what a horror. You mustn't drive her insane, she's Nighty's mother after all...