WWJCD...

the morals behind the asskicking and the need for it and all that stuff...you know? the reasoning behind it or something or bah...

*changes channel*

beats eris with the large fish until she's nice and smelly

"You know, she's a lot more dangerous than 'bird when he tried to beat me up... eris is scarier. can we get a mod to forbid that bowing thing? its creepy!"

"dwim, we don't DO plot. it folds itself out. like this fish. unbeknowst to ski, it swallowed a large diamond necklace accidently dropped off a bridge by a thief who was caught after the diamond heist."

*bows toward ski and tyle*

*moves so fast in dodging that the fish never touches her.*

*grabs both by the collars, and bangs their heads together*

*bows toward ski and tyle again*

*turns and bows toward dwim*

*rubs head*


damn that shit is freaky.....

BECAUSE I NEEDED ANOTHER FREAKIN CONCUSSION!!!

*throws Ski at eris, knocks her out, hog ties her and throws her in the dungeon*

GEEZ!!!! *puts ice on head, curls up on the futon*

*shakes the ropes of, and walks out of the dungeon*

snores rummy breath all over the futon pillows. tosses and turns in his captainy sleep, wiping his hair on the sheets and pillows in the process.

(not like that will do anything. I mean, we've had nuclear wars on this thing)