Sorry, Chris Rock wasn't in rush hour...... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think I may have found my new calling...What Would Jackie Chan Do?
by Simon Adkins
It's so hard to find role models in this day and age. It's important to have good role models to offer guidance for today's young people to help us make the right choices. That's why I wear a WWJCD bracelet. Whenever I am faced with a dilemma, I look at the bracelet and see the WWJCD and ask myself "What would Jackie Chan do?"
When I saw kids picking on or teasing a smaller kid, I asked myself, "What would Jackie Chan do?" Jackie Chan would help the little kid, of course. And he'd try to teach the others not to torment people. But, when they ganged up on me, I used the smaller kid's bookbag and lunchpail like they were a pair of nunchucks! JC is a happy-go-lucky guy who even has friends with potty-mouths like Chris Rock in "Rush 24 Hours". He is always helpful to his friends and only fights when he has to fight. Plus, Jackie Chan doesn't drink much, because the Drunken Style Boxing is too dangerous.
So, whenever I'm at a party or a rave or in the mall, I'll always glance at my WWJCD bracelet and look around for ladders, brooms, tables and chairs and ask myself, "What would Jackie Chan do?"
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Sorry, Chris Rock wasn't in rush hour...... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
*bows toward Ski*
*jumps and kicks ski between the eyebrows*
*lands*
*bows toward Ski's crumpled form*
uh, dude, you just knocked out my sidekick
is that, uh, allowed?
*pushes ski with one toe. he doesn't move*
erm...
*bows toward tyle*
*screams, hits eris over the head with Cpt. Jack's sword, and stands there panting and whimpering*
oh, wow, i thought she was gonna get me too!!!
*sits down hard from the shock*
*shakes off effects of sword to head*
*crouches and extends one leg*
*spins on the other leg, and sweeps Tyle to the ground*
*stands and bows toward Tyle*
*sneaks up behind Eris and clubs her over the head with a large raw fish*
*helps tyle up*
*eats popcorn while watching*
so... what's the plot?
whats this....plot thing you speak of?
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