eris says: (9:21:53 AM)
???howzit?
Jade says: (9:22:05 AM)
???hungover
Jade says: (9:22:07 AM)
???arg
eris says: (9:22:15 AM)
???I dunno, every now and then I see you pop up, but by they time I get to send a message, you're gone
eris says: (9:22:26 AM)
???SORRY ABOUT THE HANGOVER
Jade says: (9:22:32 AM)
???I've been checking to see if my brother is online and he never is
Jade says: (9:22:40 AM)
???*puts hands over ears* no yelling please
eris says: (9:22:42 AM)
???ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?
Jade says: (9:22:46 AM)
???I hate you
Jade says: (9:22:49 AM)
???ack
Jade says: (9:22:53 AM)
???*falls onto floor*
eris says: (9:23:14 AM)
???and another one gone, another one gone...
Jade says: (9:23:21 AM)
???oh yeah
Jade says: (9:23:36 AM)
???I went to a club... place called Stages... where all the undergrads and barely legals go
Jade says: (9:23:43 AM)
???It is a very skanky place
Jade says: (9:23:55 AM)
???I had more sex on the dancefloor than I have had all year.
Jade says: (9:24:11 AM)
???I feel very dirty this morning.
Jade says: (9:24:14 AM)
???*shudders*
eris says: (9:24:41 AM)
???and this is wherey you're going to tell that sex on the dancefloor is a special canadian drink with an umbrella
Jade says: (9:24:57 AM)
???no..
Jade says: (9:25:04 AM)
???it was actually groping and nastiness
Jade says: (9:25:11 AM)
???ask Jely about Stages
Jade says: (9:25:13 AM)
???she'll tell you
eris says: (9:25:33 AM)
???and you went there voluntarily?
Jade says: (9:25:43 AM)
???It's a long story
eris says: (9:25:44 AM)
???what has jely been PUTTING in your drinks?
Jade says: (9:25:47 AM)
???lol
Jade says: (9:25:50 AM)
???she wasn't there
Jade says: (9:25:54 AM)
???she won't go in
Jade says: (9:26:14 AM)
???I went with a group of people because they were the only ones I knew going anywhere and I really, really needed to go out.
Jade says: (9:26:31 AM)
???you know how it is
eris says: (9:26:55 AM)
???this "get out" thing... you mean, like... outside your apartment?
Jade says: (9:27:00 AM)
???yes
Jade says: (9:27:06 AM)
???it is strange and wonderful out there.
Jade says: (9:27:13 AM)
???but there is also groping, so i dunno
eris says: (9:27:14 AM)
???uh huh
eris says: (9:27:28 AM)
???and I can get that at home, so why leave?
Jade says: (9:27:34 AM)
???good point
Jade says: (9:27:42 AM)
???I seem to have been injured as well
Jade says: (9:27:46 AM)
???my hand is cut
eris says: (9:27:52 AM)
???that's not good
Jade says: (9:27:53 AM)
???and I'm vaguely remembering a broken beer bottle
Jade says: (9:28:03 AM)
???hmm
Jade says: (9:28:07 AM)
???*inspects hand*
Jade says: (9:28:14 AM)
???this stings like a bitch actually
eris says: (9:28:18 AM)
???were you waving it at somebody?
Jade says: (9:28:47 AM)
???no, although that would have been a good idea and I will file it away under future techniques for discouraging the gropers
Jade says: (9:28:56 AM)
???it was on the ground
Jade says: (9:29:03 AM)
???so I picked it up to move it off the dancefloor
Jade says: (9:29:25 AM)
???it seemed a good samartitan thing to do at the time
eris says: (9:29:27 AM)
???that's our story and we're sticking with it
Jade says: (9:29:34 AM)
???mental note: good samaritans finish last
eris says: (9:29:44 AM)
???and we have NO idea how it got lodged in that guy's eye
Jade says: (9:29:49 AM)
???exactly
Jade says: (9:29:57 AM)
???I am glad you are so understanding, officer
Jade says: (9:30:12 AM)
???that is exactly what happened
Jade says: (9:30:16 AM)
???I am sure you see it all the time
Jade says: (9:30:37 AM)
???*smiles*
eris says: (9:30:44 AM)
???*smiles*
Probably one of the reasons I never went clubbing.
Maybe it's me, but going to clubs never appealed to me. The idea of picking up girls DID, of course, but then I had it in my mind that I'd have to jump through some hoop or another to make the hookup, and I'd just rather be by myself than participate in a drink/dance/smalltalk thing.
Is it obvious that I'm gonna be the one to live out his years as a recluse? [img]wink.gif[/img]
Exactly! And what small talk ever goes on? You couldn't hear a gernade going off it's so loud in those places!
GUY: (screaming as loudly as he can) HI COOL SCENE TONIGHT eh?
GIRL: NO THANKS I ALREADY HAVE A DRINK.
GUY: YOU HAVE A WHAT!?! [img]eek.gif[/img]
GIRL: THANKS, IT IS A NICE HAT ISN'T IT.
GUY: ITS ABOUT 1230
You get the idea. I could never stand bars, and can't dance very well either.
Jadian! Are you in Ontario with Jely these days? Jely is still going to school there, right? Um, I am sooo behind on my gossip!
Anyhow, I prefer to drink at home. No driving involved, snuggly cats to keep me warm on the sofa (when I can't navigate the stairs, they keep tilting!) etc.
you could always just ask jely (ie: ME) if she is still in ontario. i can speak for myself.
uh....
Can I go to stages with you Jadian? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">But only when Jadian is manipulating her strings...Originally posted by obsidianblade:
you could always just ask jely (ie: ME) if she is still in ontario. i can speak for myself.
*chimes in*
"...Master!...MASTER!...Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings..." [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
I'm pretty sure Jely was here first. which means I'M the puppet.
Get it straight, people.
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself
Every morning just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser,
that's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself
The other night I laid sleeping,
and I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's,
and his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself
The other day I got invited to a party,
but I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
and his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself
My whole family done give up on me,
and it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me,
is my dear old granddad
And we drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself
Scorecards, get your Scorecards. Can't tell the puppets without a scorecard!
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