*pout*

**Lil Mel** · February 11th, 2001, 06:45 AM

How much longer must I wait for "Child of Rage?" I can't wait to order it and have the mailman bring it to my door, it will be like chrismas all over again! smile

. In the gallary it says "get it for you valentine" so does that mean it will be out sometime in mid Febuary? Does anybody know?

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*lIl MeL*

-Her lips were red,
Her looks were free,
Her hair as yellow as gold;
Her skin as white as leprosy,
the nightmare life-in-death was she
Who chilled men's looks with cold."
-Ann Rice

**Terry Moore** · February 11th, 2001, 11:14 PM

Child Of Rage will be in the stores February 21, unless Canada rises from the earth and floats away to space carrying my printer with it, at which point I'm sure my loyal sales rep there will toss all the SIP books down to us as his last desperate act. Such service.

**Lil Mel** · February 12th, 2001, 03:48 AM

but if canada floated up into space and your sales reps threw down the books to us, wouldn't the books just float out into space because of no gravity? Or wouldn't they burn up on re-entry? Well in any case, let's just hope that doesn't happen :P *knocks on wood*

**tyledras** · February 13th, 2001, 01:58 AM

nah, the boxes are flame retardent and sealed in heat armor, so that when they rush deliver them, they don't go up in flames. didn't you know that??? sheesh! besides, SiP is so cool in its own right, it would take more than just re-entry to burn them... wink

**tyledras** · February 13th, 2001, 09:43 AM

oooo. can you add some potates and smores on there too? and maybe i can toast my bagel for free if i tack it on there too....
wow! hey, that would be a really cheap way to do a roast, hey? just wrap it up in aluminum foil, make sure its properly seasoned, and strap it on! free food courtesy of Terry... wink

**Darth Fett** · February 13th, 2001, 04:29 PM

Actually tyle, the plan is to wrap the boxes in Canadian Bacon...mmmm, bacon.......

That way the bacon is cooked and you have a nice snack while dragging the shipping cases all the way to Houston....

mmmmm, bacon......

Darth

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If you're really a Goth
Where were you when we sacked Rome?

**Darth Fett** · February 19th, 2001, 06:49 PM

Child of Rage ships this week. So speaks Diamond Comics.(I guess Canada didn't float away-Dang, I was really looking forward to some bacon!)
Your local store should have it on Wednesday.
I imagine it should be available in the SiP store by the end of the week/beginning of next week.

I must say that is the quickest turn around time I have ever seen on a tpb!

BTW-When is the next Complete HC scheduled?

Darth

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If you're really a Goth
Where were you when we sacked Rome?

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**Darth Fett** · February 21st, 2001, 02:54 PM

Lil Mel, shhhh! Ixnay on the Anadiancay Aconbay!
*eyes shift left, then right conpiratorally*
*leans in to whisper*
(Yes, it's just ham, but we don't have the heart to tell the Canadians-imagine how embarrasing it would be for them? Besides, SiP is printed in Canada, and we don't want to upset them, do we?)

biggrin

Darth

**Lil Mel** · February 21st, 2001, 04:46 PM

why do they call canadian bacon "bacon"? It's more like ham. And if in canada they have the u.s. style bacon do they call it "american bacon" or just bacon? Is canadian bacon still called canadian bacon in canada, or is it just called bacon? And most importantly (and I cannot stress this enough) are canadian bacon bits made of the same stuff american bacon bits are made of? Or are canadian bacon bits made of canadian bacon?