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    I didnt write this, it was forwarded to me by a friend, but do agree with alot of the points...
    But im curious if im the only one?

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    Subject: BAD AMERICAN
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    WARNING: The following contains some "politically incorrect"
    and "off color" language, which may be offensive to some.


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    I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I like big
    cars, fast motorcycles, nice tits, and good cigars. I like
    beer, sports and red whiskey.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not
    some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over
    who wants to give it away to crack whores squirting out babies.
    Sorry, not happening.

    I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way,
    dammit! I believe no one ever died because of something
    Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. Get a life.

    I don't think owning a gun makes you a killer. I don't
    think being a minority makes you noble or a victim. I don't
    celebrate Kwanzaa.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better
    do it in English. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a
    reason. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
    shield for unpopular opinions or actions. That's malarky.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
    enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your
    parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through
    4-7 more years of school, you haven't even begun to be
    enlightened.

    I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light,
    lite or fat-free on the package.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or
    gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This goes double
    for sexuality.

    My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpson's, and whoever cancelled
    Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't
    pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste
    my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. It's been getting warmer
    for 200 years. Where are all those experts now, when I'm
    freezing my ass off during a long winter and need a mortgage
    to pay for natural gas?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander
    forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt.
    I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks
    and neither have you, so shut-the-hell-up already!

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
    you're running from them. I also think they have the right
    to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless
    of what color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works,
    I don't want you deciding who should be running the most
    powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

    I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying
    to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations'
    to their cause.

    I think if you are in the passing lane and not passing, your
    license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride
    the bus until you promise that your sorry ass will never delay
    the rest of us again.

    I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
    I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
    please don't bore me with the pretense that they are a political
    statement.

    I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately
    the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

    If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.
    If you too are a bad American, please forward this to everyone
    you know. We need our country back.

    Any questions ??

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    Some good points were made in that. There's also a few I disagree with (beef jerky is perfect?)

    One that stood out:

    "I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This goes double for sexuality."

    If the quote indicates that people should stay out of other's business and respect differences, I'm all for it. If it is to be taken that people should keep their sexuality secret, then, no, sorry, that doesn't work.

    I totally agree on the religion part, though.

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    Beef Jerkey isnt perfect? damm...you just ruined my day... wink

    Personaly I stay out of other peoples businesses, but I dont like people making a big deal over wether their straight, bi, or gay......dunno...just bugs me

    "I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately
    the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise."

    This sticks with me most, because I'm one of those people that thinks its the media that stirs up trouble half the time because of two simple reasons. A honest reporter and honest politician are as rare a tropical forest in Antartica...just doesnt work, and since most reporters cant report anything that can get them in trouble they tend to make big deals about really stupid little things....

    Though once in a while they do bring up some wrongs, its just very rare wink

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    That is another of the quotes I like, too.

    As for the sexuality part, I wish I could articulate my thoughts well on this. Having my shoe on the other foot, per se, I find most people think gays and bi's "flaunt" their sexuality anytime they observe them. A reality of this society is that heterosexuality is dominant and attached to everything. It is the accepted norm and there is no way to get away from seeing heterosexual images. Heterosxuality is so intergrated into every aspect of society that most people hardly notice. Advertisements of every type show a lean to heterosexuality. Even prizes on game shows will offer "his and her watches", etc. A straight couple walking down the street holding hands/arms around each other is very common and no big deal. If a gay couple does it, it becomes "flaunting". No one can, or should, hide their sexuality. Society needs to accept all as normal and not baulk when they see a minority sexuality being displayed. Then, it wouldn't seem as if anyone was "flaunting" theirs.

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    I like that DarkLord.

    A lot of good points. On that particular one about the Gods n' Gays, for the gay part, if you're gay, whoopty doo. If you're gay and you think that you have to let me know, I don't like that. If I'm not hitting on you or making my intrest in you apparent, then there's no reason why I should know or care what your sexual preference is.

    And Beef Jerky is Perfect. Especially the spicy kind.

    But the most truthful statement in that whole thing was this one... "I think if you are in the passing lane and not passing, your
    license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride
    the bus until you promise that your sorry ass will never delay
    the rest of us again."

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    What is this "Operation mind fuckin day".Although I can't say that I have ever thought about thing's the way that this topic is going.Maybee if I would lay off of the marijuana,I could operate my mind with/without memory casualties.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Dark Angel:
    A lot of good points. On that particular one about the Gods n' Gays, for the gay part, if you're gay, whoopty doo. If you're gay and you think that you have to let me know, I don't like that. If I'm not hitting on you or making my intrest in you apparent, then there's no reason why I should know or care what your sexual preference is.

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    You might not care personally, but it's important that gays be open about their sexuality (not that strangers on the street should just walk up to you announcing themselves). People assume that you're heterosexual until told otherwise. By gays staying silent, the myths and stereotypes only persist.



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