Nukes

[ilpostino]

Hi does anyone know where I can get my hands on some nuclear missiles? Can you also tell me if I need an armourer on set for when I use em, obviously I don't want real ones (that would be stupid) I just want some of those blank firing ones that the Russians threaten the world with (yawn). You know the ones that have this big flash and a loud bang but don't result in fall out!

Some of those ones you see on discovery or War of the worlds would be good! Also I'm afraid I don't have after effects or 3D studio max so they'll have to be fairly real.

One more thing, do you think I should stuff leaflets through peoples doors just to let them know what I'm doing! Or even call the police! No your right that would be taking it to far.

Cheers

Maxamegalomainacamillion ;-)

[ilpostino]

Good question ideasman, I wouldn't bother with the fire brigade though, they'll probably just steall your script idea!

[Red House Painter]

I read about a guy in the US who managed to buy all the parts needed to build a nuclear weapon from the Russians. aparently all the bits and bobs were very cheap. Around ?10,000.
Surprisingly the FBI confiscated everything but couldn't prosecute him because there is no law agianst building your own weapon of mass destruction.

[no_one119]

Il, are you feeling, well, ill? It's all right buddy I'm here for you.

[Ideasman]

Hmmm,

I have had similar problems with my
non-lethal supply of Anthrax, ilpostino.
I'm considering using Syanide instead
next time, because I heard it makes
less of a hissing sound.
My neighbours, tend to get a bit tetchy
whenever I have to film a chemicaly induced
mass-genocide. it's all in the name of Film
art of course...
Some one in the Army told me that:
"Paint Stripper set alight can be a safe
alternative to real chemical weapons"
Is this true, or should I call the firebrigade first and ask?


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[Curtin-Parloe]

Yes, but it recommends you don't handle plotunium yourself in
The Guerilla Country Leader's Handbook



paul


Obviously i mean plutonuim!

I mean plutinoum

Er... uranium

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[Littlerich]

DON'T USE REAL NUKES OR PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!!

Use safer mass destruction methods...

Such as planting a "LASER" on the moon. You can call it a "DEATH-STAR"...

Seriously though,
If you want footage of a mushroom cloud, why don't you have a look in your library... I'm sure they might have an old video with footage such as Discovery Channel uses... If it's old enough, you may not even have to worry about copyright!

ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR....Wait... Love is NEVER fair!


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[ilpostino]

Laser on the moon! Now there's an idea!! But I think Dr Evil has already done that.

Just an idea, what about an American man who builds his own Nuke from Russian parts, the fed's try to sue him but fail, the man falls in love with his beautiful defence lawyer. Soon the US is divided by those who support the man and those who oppose him, riots breakout all over (I love to see yanks riot). The mans girlfriend is killed by a huge flying ban the bomb emblem and in a fit of rage launches the the nuke at the white house (yeah!).

Unfortunately the nuke is intercepted by the supposedly un developed Star Wars laser satellites in space. The world goes mad at the thought of a full operational star wars system!! The man then forms an occult which comprises of half of all Americans. The rest of the world decides enough is enough sends both sides of the warring factions FAKE nukes which they try to kill each other with, they reunite after realising the error of their ways and become forever humble. The man Mary's a pig the end.

P.S.

Does anyone know where I can get a 6,000 square foot Matt painting of the Sahara dessert for my Lawrence of Arabia re-make??

[Red House Painter]

Simple, take your piece of 6'000 foot square glass and cover it in glue. Next, spread sand all over it. Leave to dry then stand on it's side.

Goodness me, I think i can feel an art attack coming on!

[Kathy S]

sorry my shop only does it in a 5000 square foot...