Hi, I'm Mister Gav

**Lost Child** · May 28th, 2002, 10:56 AM

heres a brief lesson in the "art of gav"...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> you lot (newbos) have killed music </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
TRANSLATION: not everybody likes what i want them to like, so i'm spitting my fucking dummy out.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> so fucking keep your hands off them </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
TRANSLATION: i AM above you

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TRANSLATION: i'm a cunt

oh yeh, which bit of music that was good is actually gone?

**Mister Gav** · May 28th, 2002, 11:00 AM

like it. we should make a book full of that stuff, publish it. call it mister gav's a cunt. what do i care? hell, here's another one for the list.

"emo is dead"
(i don't like emo)

**Don Devore** · May 28th, 2002, 11:04 AM

shut your fucking trap

**Mister Gav** · May 28th, 2002, 11:13 AM

i haven't got a trap. and if i did it would already be shut because i wouldn't want a child or a small animal to get caught in it (cause i'm nice like that).

**Don Devore** · May 28th, 2002, 11:18 AM

Why are you so boring?

**the new kid** · May 28th, 2002, 11:54 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Nah, Yeter Pang is the only board anyone really uses so i came home. I don't think i'm above everyone. I just think you lot (newbos) have killed music and now everything that was good about it is almost gone and we're living in a pop world. Thanks for that you newbo bastards. Renegade 909 i don't even know who the fuck you are, not that i care </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

gav...with due respect, fuck off
dont be such a fake fuck
ur not alterna-fucking-tive.
dont be so gay,

**Mister Gav** · May 28th, 2002, 11:59 AM

when did i ever say i was alternative? according to you 'people's' definitions of alternative i'd have to have badges all over my bag and a blink 182 t shirt to be alternative - you people make me laugh.