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    that's how to deal with football hooligans.

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    i reckon any football hooligans, offenders of race related assault etc. should be automatically drafted in first if we go to war...eh? eh? .......A? nickelback? CHAD KROEGER? going to war? mullet warfare?

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    They should have the arseholes sewn together and be given laxatives. And I mean plural arseholes, everyone has two

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    Have you lot heard the new law they wanted to pass? The one about, if a refugee or non british citizen commits a crime, they won't be deported! I think this is disgracful!! If we went to their country and did summats, they'd cut our hands off then deport us... this government is getting sloppy...

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    right, ive been doing some research and aparently if some guy is drunk and getting on your tits, your NOT alowed to stab them?!?!?! whats the world coming to?

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    That must be a new law or something 'cos someone did just that the other week out side wetherspoons.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

    Have we still got them stupid laws like "if you're on a certain bridge near scotland (or wales or somthing) and you have a longbow with you you can shoot a scott's man with an arrow and get away with it." I heard that one ages ago...

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    If you've got less than 10p in your pockey you can be arrest for vagrancy and put in a cel.

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    If you've got less than 10p in your pockey you can be arrest for vagrancy and put in a cell.

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    OK I'm probably showing how gullible I am here but...

    Is that true? Thats dead bad if it is.. ha ha

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    ok its not here but in america there is a place were if a bird steals pebbles from your roof u can technically sue!
    in another part of america its illegal to walk your dog backwards...
    in another part of america it is LEGAL to go into church with a loaded rifle...
    and finally... (not sure where this law was introduced but it exists!)
    it is illegal to have sexual intercourse with a dead fish but perfectly legal if the fish dies whilst having sexual intercourse!
    i know loads more but i could go on forever.

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