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May 25th, 2005, 01:17 PM
#11
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May 25th, 2005, 01:22 PM
#12
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Here's one for you "THINK YOU'RE TOUGH AND MACHO , I AM KING" Guys.
A big tough macho guy married a good-looking gal and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
"Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"
His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."
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May 25th, 2005, 01:28 PM
#13
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Funny. My favourite so far is the 'wrong email'
one.
D.
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