A Friday Long Joke!.....

**andy69** · June 10th, 2005, 10:01 PM

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
>pet.
,So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
>unusual pet.
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>After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little
>white box to use for his house.
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>He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided

>he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink.
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>So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The
>Queen's Head with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new
>pet.
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>This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
>again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
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>But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
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>So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
>to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
>centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The
>Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"
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>Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ' RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
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>A little voice came out of the box: ...
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>(WAIT FOR IT) ...
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>"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f***ing shoes on!"
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**glamster7** · June 10th, 2005, 10:05 PM

Nice one Andy [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]